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BritneyWatch 2004: Britney marries for the second time this year

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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20040919/ts_alt_afp/us_spears_people_040919220912

Spears, 22, wearing a white strapless dress, married 26-year-old boyfriend and back-up dancer Kevin Federline late Saturday during a private ceremony at a friend's home in Studio City, California, Entertainment Tonight (ET) reported on its website.

Sounds like the wedding was really classy:

After the wedding, which was attended by between 20 and 30 guests, and newlyweds dined on chicken fingers and ribs as music blared from a boombox, ET reported.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
After the wedding, which was attended by between 20 and 30 guests, and newlyweds dined on chicken fingers and ribs as music blared from a boombox, ET reported.

Who paid for the wedding... him?
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Afterwards they began their honeymoon by grabbing some food from Arby's and pulling into the nearest Hotel 8.
 
Dekajelly said:

Wow. And I thought the chicken fingers and ribs were bad.


Later the couple wore bizarre matching TRACKSUITS as they celebrated in a club.

Kevin, 26, wore a baggy tracksuit with "The Pimp" on the back, white trainers - and a grey trilby hat.

The wacky wedding theme continued as Britney's pals - and her mum Lynne and sister Jamie Lynn - wore pink velour tracksuits with "The Maids" on the back.

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The best by far though, is this:

But they made guests buy their own booze in the club. A source said: "People couldn't believe they had to pay for their alcohol. One guy's bill was $100."
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
I've always wondered what a white trash wedding would be like... now apparently I know...
 

Matlock

Banned
I've been to a white trash wedding. And it wasn't even close to this.

(Well, the main course was BBQ chicken and chips, but for the most part the wedding was traditional.)
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
That's Britney's sister in pink there. How fucking creepy.

Oh well, maybe looking so similar is an advantage. They've fucked up Britney, but maybe they can get it right second time round.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Mama Smurf said:
That's Britney's sister in pink there. How fucking creepy.

Oh well, maybe looking so similar is an advantage. They've fucked up Britney, but maybe they can get it right second time round.

I think I saw her sister in some commercial on TV, something about cheerleading or whatever, but I wasn't really paying attention and then looked up at the end...
 

OmniGamer

Member
Well so much for those reports saying that she and her mom were going to pull out all the stops for this wedding....and weren't there also talks of them trying to make a realilty show special out of it? Oh well.
 

impirius

Member
My friend pushed his wedding up from December to next week... I hope this means I don't have to wear a white "Pimp" jumpsuit. Or pay for my own alcohol
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
You guys are missing the best part! There are a bunch of clips showing how other famous marriages would have looked, "Britney-fied". My personal favourite:

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Fifty

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Phoenix said:
But we have to protect the sanctity of marriage!


:lol :lol :lol

This is so sad. She's either gone insane and wants publicity this way, or she's just gone insane.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
So the guests didn't even know they were attending a wedding, but expected an engagment party?

I can't believe they didn't have an open bar, especially since there were so few guests.
 

Cool

Member
MrPing1000 said:
I hope she gets pregnant

then divorced

then her career ends


I know. I can't stand her. Her ignorance and arrogance annoy me. Remember her part in Farenheit 911 where she talked about the war and stuff? That made me hate her even more.
 
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