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Buddy thinking about 3some

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Manics

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So I've got this buddy who is sort of seeing this girl. It's kinda weird, initially he was just in it for good times, sex etc, but she was more serious. Now after he's made it abundantly clear he's not looking for a long-term relationship, she seems to be ok with it and is now suggesting all sorts of weird shit like having a 3-some with a friend of hers. He's sending me chat messages all morning about this and what he should do.

I'm looking for some "sound" GAF advice.
 
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Manics

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ManDudeChild said:
Well your "buddy" should hit it for great justice. That's what I think you should tell your "buddy".
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LOL....no it's not me..serious. I'm married. This is really someone else I'm talking about. I would never be into that stuff that's why I'm asking for other viewpoints.
 
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atomsk

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this thread is not about buddychrist =(

but you know which popular banned catchphrase you must use

GO FORTH
 
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Ecrofirt

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when I saw the topic, I thought "Shit, BuddyChrist is going to hit it for the good of GAF"

Then I noticed it wasn't about BuddyChrist :(
 
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human5892

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Wouldn't he have to become one of those guys who walks around carrying oils and lotions?
 
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Manics

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Here's a sample of the stuff my buddy's been saying on chat:


"she is really fucked up... yesterday she texts me and says "you're not the guy for me"...DUHHHH!!!!...you've been married twice...held hostage etc.....go nuts on me for no reason and think you're for me!!! now she says she wants to have a 3some with her friend"
 
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Triumph

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Tell him to get out while he can. She sounds like she has serious mental and emotional problems(well, moreso than most women).
 
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Trakball

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Raoul Duke said:
Tell him to get out while he can. She sounds like she has serious mental and emotional problems(well, moreso than most women).
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Therefore, she's a minx in the sack! Come on, you know the equation: crazy bitch = hot sex.

Tell him to hit it, quit it, then change his phone number.
 
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GamerDiva

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Manics said:
Here's a sample of the stuff my buddy's been saying on chat:


"she is really fucked up... yesterday she texts me and says "you're not the guy for me"...DUHHHH!!!!...you've been married twice...held hostage etc.....go nuts on me for no reason and think you're for me!!! now she says she wants to have a 3some with her friend"
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Held hostage? What?!
 
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Blackie

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Manics said:
she seems to be ok with it and is now suggesting all sorts of weird shit like having a 3-some with a friend of hers. He's sending me chat messages all morning about this and what he should do.

I'm looking for some "sound" GAF advice.
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Sound advice when a crazy girl suggests a threesome? How about you tell him to say "YES PLEASE MAM!" and if she doesn't deliver or something way too weird happens then he breaks it off. Easy.

Also elaborate on the hostage part.
 
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Manics

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GamerDiva said:
:lol I'm waiting for Manics to elaborate on this hostage thing.
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Sorry I was at lunch.

Alright, he mentioned to me before that this girl had some fucked up relationship in the past where a guy kept her in an apartment for days (forced her to stay actually) and raped/tortured her. I don't know the exact details as I'm just paraphrasing what he told me from what she told him. She told him there was various pools of blood around the apartment before she got out of that situation.
 
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GamerDiva

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OK now that is a terrible ordeal for anyone to go through. Why isn't your friend just running away from this Manics? Then again when men think with the wrong head and she proposes threesomes I think I already answered my own question. :lol
 
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Manics said:
Sorry I was at lunch.

Alright, he mentioned to me before that this girl had some fucked up relationship in the past where a guy kept her in an apartment for days (forced her to stay actually) and raped/tortured her. I don't know the exact details as I'm just paraphrasing what he told me from what she told him. She told him there was various pools of blood around the apartment before she got out of that situation.
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Guess the guy asked her for a threesome. Guess what your friend is really in store for?

:lol
 
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Manics

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Tazznum1 said:
Guess the guy asked her for a threesome. Guess what your friend is really in store for?

:lol
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No no, SHE ASKED HIM about a 3some. Apparently this girl (let's call her Susan) has a friend (let's call her Jane) who has had girl on girl experience in the past. Susan hasn't had girl on girl experience but she knows that Jane is interested in it, so she asked my buddy (let's call him Rick) if he would be into a 3-some.

I've got a few more details about Rick's girl Susan. She's been married twice, one when she was 18, got a divorce after some abuse in that relationship. A second time she married this guy at 29, so he could stay in Canada to study..then wanted to annul the marriage but couldn't because they had sex....(i didn't know this was the case)

One thing Rick DID propose was anal....he said Susan hasn't tried it before but now that Rick has mentioned it she has shown interest.

This story gets more and more weird with the further details I get.
 
All Hail C-Webb

All Hail C-Webb

Hailing from the Chill-Web
Threesomes are great, but based on what we know about this girl, the after effects are going to far outweigh a few hours of heaven.
 
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Tazznum1

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Manics said:
No no, SHE ASKED HIM about a 3some. Apparently this girl (let's call her Susan) has a friend (let's call her Jane) who has had girl on girl experience in the past. Susan hasn't had girl on girl experience but she knows that Jane is interested in it, so she asked my buddy (let's call him Rick) if he would be into a 3-some.

I've got a few more details about Rick's girl Susan. She's been married twice, one when she was 18, got a divorce after some abuse in that relationship. A second time she married this guy at 29, so he could stay in Canada to study..then wanted to annul the marriage but couldn't because they had sex....(i didn't know this was the case)

One thing Rick DID propose was anal....he said Susan hasn't tried it before but now that Rick has mentioned it she has shown interest.

This story gets more and more weird with the further details I get.
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No I meant that the girl that was kidnapped was originally asked to have a threesome and instead she was kidnapped/pools of blood etc.

So my joke was that she asked "Buddy" for a threesome and actually plans to do to him, what was done to her.
 
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GamerDiva

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Manics said:
No no, SHE ASKED HIM about a 3some. Apparently this girl (let's call her Susan) has a friend (let's call her Jane) who has had girl on girl experience in the past. Susan hasn't had girl on girl experience but she knows that Jane is interested in it, so she asked my buddy (let's call him Rick) if he would be into a 3-some.

I've got a few more details about Rick's girl Susan. She's been married twice, one when she was 18, got a divorce after some abuse in that relationship. A second time she married this guy at 29, so he could stay in Canada to study..then wanted to annul the marriage but couldn't because they had sex....(i didn't know this was the case)

One thing Rick DID propose was anal....he said Susan hasn't tried it before but now that Rick has mentioned it she has shown interest.

This story gets more and more weird with the further details I get.
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:lol :lol :lol Manics I'm surprised you don't have a tag.
 
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Manics

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Tazznum1 said:
No I meant that the girl that was kidnapped was originally asked to have a threesome and instead she was kidnapped/pools of blood etc.

So my joke was that she asked "Buddy" for a threesome and actually plans to do to him, what was done to her.
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That's a disturbing joke. My advice to him is stay the hell away. I mean she obviously has some serious emotional problems caused by her previous abuse. I think she needs councelling and Rick should suggest that to her, maybe try to help her in some way instead of trying to take advantage of the situation.
 
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LinesInTheSand

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If I were his friend I'd tell him to run as fast as he can and get the fuck away from this probably unbelievably fucked up bitch. Jesus dude, do you really even have to ask?
 
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GamerDiva

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Manics said:
I think he needs councelling and Rick should suggest that to her, maybe try to help her in some way instead of trying to take advantage of the situation.
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She probably does but then again you said she was the one proposing the threesome so maybe she wants to take advantage of him and enjoys friends with benefits. It's not only guys that think this way you know. :)
 
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Manics

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LinesInTheSand said:
If I were his friend I'd tell him to run as fast as he can and get the fuck away from this probably unbelievably fucked up bitch. Jesus dude, do you really even have to ask?
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That's basically what I'm telling him, but I still wanted to see what others thought. I don't have any experience with this kind of shit. I've led a pretty "normal" life in terms of relationships -- never been involved with girls who were suggesting/into that sort of stuff. Now that i'm happily married I think I'm falling further and further away from the thought processes of single people. My single friends hardly ever call me anymore. Only reason I get these updates is cause I talk to Rick on chat alot.

A few more tidbits for people to mull over. Rick told me that they were seeing each other for 2 weeks prior to the Christmas break. Over the Christmas break, she went away to see her family for the weekend and called him 5-6 times and left 15-20 text-messages on his cell. He was flipping out this morning telling me about his cell phone bill cause he had 340 text messages during the month which added up to $34.40 in charges for messages alone.
 
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GamerDiva

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Manics said:
A few more tidbits for people to mull over. Rick told me that they were seeing each other for 2 weeks prior to the Christmas break. Over the Christmas break, she went away to see her family for the weekend and called him 5-6 times and left 15-20 text-messages on his cell. He was flipping out this morning telling me about his cell phone bill cause he had 340 text messages during the month which added up to $34.40 in charges for messages alone.
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:lol :lol :lol
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scorcho

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Manics said:
A few more tidbits for people to mull over. Rick told me that they were seeing each other for 2 weeks prior to the Christmas break. Over the Christmas break, she went away to see her family for the weekend and called him 5-6 times and left 15-20 text-messages on his cell. He was flipping out this morning telling me about his cell phone bill cause he had 340 text messages during the month which added up to $34.40 in charges for messages alone.
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haha! he definitely needs to give her the anal then, if only for punishment. tell him to pull the old switcheroo and instead of using Mr. Johnson, use instead an old wooden spoon. it's roughly the same diameter and you can scrape material out in the process.
 
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DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
Someone always gets left out in the cold. Much warmer inside.

3somes, IMO, only work when the females are either equally as attractive, or one has 'attributes' the other doesn't and vice versa. Otherwise, there will be neglect.
 
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Trakball

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There needs to be an over-under as to how many posts it'll be before DCB blesses everyone with his knowledge in a sex thread. :D I love you, you big dicked motherfucka!
 
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Manics

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DaCocoBrova said:
Someone always gets left out in the cold. Much warmer inside.

3somes, IMO, only work when the females are either equally as attractive, or one has 'attributes' the other doesn't and vice versa. Otherwise, there will be neglect.
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OK I got the info from Rick although he's wondering why the hell I'm asking such detailed quesitons:

Susan is a brunette with a C cup and Rick says she's attractive (I've never seen her)
Jane is shorter, has much smaller breasts (don't know exact) but she has blonde hair, green eyes and Susan says she's attractive (dont' think Rick has seen Jane)

So if that's all true, I would think that they are both fairly attractive.
 
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Manics

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Guzim said:
He better hope after the threesome his girlfriend doesn't become a lesbian. :lol
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Oh I don't think he considers her a "girlfriend"...not by a longshot. He was never really into this except for the sex and he made it clear to her. It seems to be getting weird now though with her recent stories/requests.
 
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aoi tsuki

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GamerDiva said:
Just because you try, it doesn't mean you go bi. :)
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Maybe it's just the type women i know or date, but all of them that have had sex with women still do to some extent. None are lesbians that i know of, though.

And this thread, the... what... fuck?
 
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Azala

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I'm thinking considering her history of sexual abuse, her current mental status and actions, and their relationship status and different desires, that she is in self destruct mode and he should bail out gracefully. Not only is it not cool to take advantage of someone in such a vulnerable and unstable time, but it's setting him up for some serious problems with her if she breaks afterwards or during. It's just not worth it.
 
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Jim Bowie

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DaCocoBrova said:
Someone always gets left out in the cold. Much warmer inside.

3somes, IMO, only work when the females are either equally as attractive, or one has 'attributes' the other doesn't and vice versa. Otherwise, there will be neglect.
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Attributes? Are you talking about a dick?

Tell your friend to talk with the girl beforehand. Let him decide.. it's tough to say. But don't immediately break up with her, because then she might have some crazy revenge plot.

Where did he pick up this girl?
 
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GamerDiva

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Azala said:
I'm thinking considering her history of sexual abuse, her current mental status and actions, and their relationship status and different desires, that she is in self destruct mode and he should bail out gracefully. Not only is it not cool to take advantage of someone in such a vulnerable and unstable time, but it's setting him up for some serious problems with her if she breaks afterwards or during. It's just not worth it.
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I don't see it as taking advantage of her because she obviously enjoys the sex and wants to further the experience with a threesome etc. But I do agree with your point about her breaking for one reason or another due to her unstable past history. I'd also agree that it's not worth it at all too.
 
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