Burger King aims to expand his kingdom, subjugate hot dogs

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Relish and tomatoes on a hot dog is a mistake.

Hey Pal, I'm Kenstar from CITY_NAME.LARGE and lemme tell you, we got REAL hotdogs here and NO ONE puts FAVORITE.INGREDIENT on a dog, that shit's an abomination

Approved hotdog topping list: HOT_DOG; BUN; UNLIKABLE_SHIT; TOLERABLE_SHIT; NON_FAVORITE.INGREDIENT

Anyone telling ya otherwise is a fake ass buster who puts KETCHUP on their dog and should be shot on sight
 
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