Relish and tomatoes on a hot dog is a mistake.
Hey Pal, I'm Kenstar from CITY_NAME.LARGE and lemme tell you, we got REAL hotdogs here and NO ONE puts FAVORITE.INGREDIENT on a dog, that shit's an abomination
Approved hotdog topping list: HOT_DOG; BUN; UNLIKABLE_SHIT; TOLERABLE_SHIT; NON_FAVORITE.INGREDIENT
Anyone telling ya otherwise is a fake ass buster who puts KETCHUP on their dog and should be shot on sight