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Bush Admin: Noah's Flood created Grand Canyon

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Agent Icebeezy

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There are more important issues with the world now, why does he fuckin care about this?
 

Crow357

Member
Old news. It's just a book or are you a censorship person? Were other books available as well? (yes). John Kerry lost.
 
With this new piece of information I have been pushed to take action against our president. This is the last straw.

I have devised a nonviolent plan to force George W. Bush out of office as soon as 2008.

My people and I will have our way. Bush will be removed from office and someone will take his place. You heard it here first.
 

Do The Mario

Unconfirmed Member
I can’t stop laughing at when bush got asked about tribal sovereignty and he could answer the question.

:lol

Sorry Americans on the forums but the only thing bush is good for is his comedic value.
 
Lemurnator said:
With this new piece of information I have been pushed to take action against our president. This is the last straw.

I have devised a nonviolent plan to force George W. Bush out of office as soon as 2008.

My people and I will have our way. Bush will be removed from office and someone will take his place. You heard it here first.

Who are you going to vote for in 2008? Oops, I'm sorry, I forgot you won't be able to vote by then, either. Sorry, kiddo. I would say for sure by the 2012 election, right?
 
One of my friend's ex-girlfriends once told me that Jesus will return to Earth, AFTER he's gone to all the other planets in the universe with inhabitable life, and saved their souls.

She was dead serious.
 
IAmtheFMan said:
One of my friend's ex-girlfriends once told me that Jesus will return to Earth, AFTER he's gone to all the other planets in the universe with inhabitable life, and saved their souls.

She was dead serious.

Hey, you never know, right? You can't disprove that theory, can you? Well then...
 
Error Macro said:
Who are you going to vote for in 2008? Oops, I'm sorry, I forgot you won't be able to vote by then, either. Sorry, kiddo. I would say for sure by the 2012 election, right?
uh there are other ways, like impeachment. Anyways if all goes right, he should be gone by 2009 anyways... making the 2008 and 2012 elections irrelevant concerning Bush.
 

belgurdo

Banned
Error Macro said:
Who are you going to vote for in 2008? Oops, I'm sorry, I forgot you won't be able to vote by then, either.

Neither will you, smarty

bush-as-emperor.jpg
 
Hammy said:
uh there are other ways, like impeachment. Anyways if all goes right, he should be gone by 2009 anyways... making the 2008 and 2012 elections irrelevant concerning Bush.

You do understand, of course, that Lemurs was making a joke, and I was making fun of her age?

...
 
Error Macro said:
Hey, you never know, right? You can't disprove that theory, can you? Well then...

Born: Bethlehem, Israel
Died: Jerusalem, Israel
Currently: Circling the outer rim of Alpha Centauri
 
Error Macro said:
You do understand, of course, that Lemurs was making a joke, and I was making fun of her age?

...
I believe that Lemurs was trying to be funny. Your "joke" wasn't funny because it made no sense with the constitution in mind.
 

Screaming_Gremlin

My QB is a Dick and my coach is a Nutt
belgurdo said:
Neither will you, smarty

bush-as-emperor.jpg

:lol :lol

Normally I find these Bush comparisons to nazi/czar/emperor/whatever to be fairly stupid, but for whatever reason this one really caused me to laugh.
 
Error Macro said:
Yeah, and your response had nothing to do with what I was talking about.
uh yes it did. I explained to you why your joke didn't sound like one. And I told you that I knew that Lemurs was trying to be funny.
 
Hammy said:
uh yes it did. I explained to you why your joke didn't sound like one. And I told you that I knew that Lemurs was trying to be funny.

Who are you, fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi with your Jedi mind tricks? You explained nothing.
 

Crow357

Member
Lemurnator said:
With this new piece of information I have been pushed to take action against our president. This is the last straw.

I have devised a nonviolent plan to force George W. Bush out of office as soon as 2008.

My people and I will have our way. Bush will be removed from office and someone will take his place. You heard it here first.

The constitution will do it for you as he's not allowed to run for a 3rd term.
 

Crow357

Member
Hammy said:

Well, it just kind of sounded like sour grapes to me. Like I wanted to say, "Deal with it, move on to the next election that your people want to win." The Dems will have power again (might be 2150... lol), these things are cyclical.
 
Error Macro said:
Who are you, fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi with your Jedi mind tricks? You explained nothing.
What's wrong with my explanation? Your joke hit a wall with the Constitution in the 22nd admendment.

I know that jokes can be set in imaginary settings. However, they need to make sense in that setting. Think about how some games are "realistic" in that they fit in with their settings. This is the same.

Well, it just kind of sounded like sour grapes to me. Like I wanted to say, "Deal with it, move on to the next election that your people want to win." The Dems will have power again (might be 2150... lol), these things are cyclical.
Just because Bush won an election does not mean that we can't continue to criticize him. In fact, criticism of the government can be an effective way of keeping the opposition on its toes. It certainly didn't hurt the right when Clinton was the president.
 

Socreges

Banned
Crow357 said:
Well, it just kind of sounded like sour grapes to me.
People have been making fun of and criticizing the Bush administration for four years. And they will for another four. Hell, we might be pointing out their stupidity in a century from now.
 
Lemurnator said:
With this new piece of information I have been pushed to take action against our president. This is the last straw.

I have devised a nonviolent plan to force George W. Bush out of office as soon as 2008.

My people and I will have our way. Bush will be removed from office and someone will take his place. You heard it here first.
Considering his second term should last until January 2009 your plan intrigues me.
 

Crow357

Member
Socreges said:
FYI, people weren't ripping on the Bush administration because of competition, but because they're fucking retarded.

Bush is prolly the smartest man on the planet.

For instance... I recently read a story where Kofi Anon had announced he was planning a trip on Jan 6th to discuss (not do) setting up how to get relief aid to the tsunami victims. HELLO! This happened on Christmas and you're just now getting off your ass and doing something?!?!

That's the definition of fucking retarded IMO. Just because someone says nook-you-ler doesn't mean they're stupid, it just means they are vocally challenged. You should have compassion for those with physical ailments.
 

Socreges

Banned
Crow357 said:
Bush is prolly the smartest man on the planet.

For instance... I recently read a story where Kofi Anon had announced he was planning a trip on Jan 6th to discuss (not do) setting up how to get relief aid to the tsunami victims. HELLO! This happened on Christmas and you're just now getting off your ass and doing something?!?!

That's the definition of fucking retarded IMO. Just because someone says nook-you-ler doesn't mean they're stupid, it just means they are vocally challenged. You should have compassion for those with physical ailments.
I'm sorry. When you said "For instance" I was under the impression you'd begin to explain how Bush could possibly be "the smartest man on the planet", let alone anything beyond "of below average intelligence". But instead you started talking about a completely different person. That uh... well, that's an interesting tactic.
 
Crow357 said:
Bush is prolly the smartest man on the planet.

For instance... I recently read a story where Kofi Anon had announced he was planning a trip on Jan 6th to discuss (not do) setting up how to get relief aid to the tsunami victims. HELLO! This happened on Christmas and you're just now getting off your ass and doing something?!?!

That's the definition of fucking retarded IMO. Just because someone says nook-you-ler doesn't mean they're stupid, it just means they are vocally challenged. You should have compassion for those with physical ailments.

i started laughing at "prolly..."

what a ridiculous fucking post. the religous, zealot, right-wing has now set their sights on the UN as the source of all evil in the world after the humiliation that was the failed impeachment of bill clinton and the disaster that is the iraqi war...

:lol :lol
 

Phoenix

Member
People want freedom of speech and tolerance yet immediately mock people who demonstrate it.

Good job.
 

Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
Phoenix said:
People want freedom of speech and tolerance yet immediately mock people who demonstrate it.

Good job.
Just so we're on the same page, speech made by citizens IS NOT EQUAL to speech made by the state.
 

Triumph

Banned
Phoenix said:
People want freedom of speech and tolerance yet immediately mock people who demonstrate it.

Good job.
Yeah. These whack jobs sure are shining avatars of tolerance. I'm not referring to any particular forum whack jobs, but rather the people who think Noah's Flood caused the formation of the Grand Canyon. Like our President and Commander in Chief.

Now granted, I think a book that advocates that theory should be allowed to exist. Even sold in the souveneir shop. If people want to willfully be stupid, go right ahead. But our Government has no position advocating that as the official story. Where's the "tolerance" in that? Much less the intelligence?
 
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DjangoReinhardt

Thinks he should have been the one to kill Batman's parents.
Phoenix said:
People want freedom of speech and tolerance yet immediately mock people who demonstrate it.

Good job.

There's no excuse for any adult in a first-world country to be that ignorant. Those who willfully turn a blind eye to facts deserve to be mocked.
 

Koshiro

Member
Error Macro said:
Hey, you never know, right? You can't disprove that theory, can you? Well then...
Okay, by that logic, the matrix is real and we're all in a computer simulation of life.

kthxbye
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Does anyone wonder if the people who actually run The Matrix made the movie The Matrix so we would be skeptical of an actual Matrix and now will never believe if, say, some leather-clad savior tells us that The Matrix exists?
 
Willco said:
Does anyone wonder if the people who actually run The Matrix made the movie The Matrix so we would be skeptical of an actual Matrix and now will never believe if, say, some leather-clad savior tells us that The Matrix exists?
I think the stopping bullets and flying would factor in somewhere. :lol
 

Phoenix

Member
Hitokage said:
Just so we're on the same page, speech made by citizens IS NOT EQUAL to speech made by the state.

Just so I understand you correctly. If a politician has an opinion about something they have no right to express that because they are a politician. Being a politician means giving up the right to free speech.
 

Phoenix

Member
Raoul Duke said:
Yeah. These whack jobs sure are shining avatars of tolerance. I'm not referring to any particular forum whack jobs, but rather the people who think Noah's Flood caused the formation of the Grand Canyon. Like our President and Commander in Chief.

And because we perceive them as intolerant we should be intolerant as well? Somehow that seems to be equally ignorant.
 

fart

Savant
Phoenix said:
Just so I understand you correctly. If a politician has an opinion about something they have no right to express that because they are a politician. Being a politician means giving up the right to free speech.
individual politicians are not equivalent to the state. politicians have speech that is considered equivalent to the speech made by the state (this is one of their major responsibilities), but they can also exercise the personal right to free speech. it is an important distinction.
 
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