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Busting a FEMALE masterbating to porn on a laptop/PC...does it exist?
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Here OP:
Cool dads would take their daughter dildo-shopping.
Dr_LucienSanchez
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NeoGAF answers aren't this funny.Here OP:
Nope. That's a line that no one should cross.
Pankratous
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I'm not understand the humour in that post...
Why is it so funny?
Why is it so funny?
Thats prety creepy man
"HI I WOULD LIKE THE 16" 2000 MEGAWATT BLACK COCK FURY THRUSTER FOR MY 17 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER THANKS"
100% not ok
I think the correct course is asking the mother/aunt/older female relative to have a kind talk and then shopping trip
I'm trying to imagine going shopping for a fleshlight with my mom while thinking she is the coolest mom in the whole world.
I'm failing hard.
CadetMahoney
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The large cucumber was too small.
I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
I know I'm late to the party but holy shit. I just spit my coffee everywhere.
OMG ... between SunhiLegend, PD and now the Yahoo 'Best Answer'.. what a thread this turned out to be lmfao.
I have never caught any 'females' doing this. My Wife almost feels ashamed about it, even though she admitted to me about doing it regularly while younger. I wish she'd just let go and have at it. I work a lot of long shifts, so I don't know how she contains herself.
One thing I have noticed with friends and other women, is that they often seemed to be attracted to lesbian porn despite being heterosexual. One of my wife's good friends often said that she would rather see a woman strip naked than male strippers any day.
I have never caught any 'females' doing this. My Wife almost feels ashamed about it, even though she admitted to me about doing it regularly while younger. I wish she'd just let go and have at it. I work a lot of long shifts, so I don't know how she contains herself.
One thing I have noticed with friends and other women, is that they often seemed to be attracted to lesbian porn despite being heterosexual. One of my wife's good friends often said that she would rather see a woman strip naked than male strippers any day.
deltatheta
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I've heard this too and I just don't understand it. What might be even more bizarre is that some lesbian women like watching porn with gay men.
This is one of the greatest posts I've ever read on GAFI fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
Totally understandable. Women are just so damn pretty, man: sleek, pretty, curvaceous, like gazelles and shiz. Men on the other side are shitty and hairy and big and squared, who'd prefer to see that?
My theory for a while has been that women actually like men for the psychological feedback rather than for the dick (which is easily replaced by a dildo tbh) because men are so fuckin manly.
I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
I'm in office laughing like a maniac
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