Buzz Aldrin ties the knot on his 93rd birthday
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Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Hey good for him. At that age just being happy and aware must feel like such a privilege.
NecrosaroIII
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Good for him. He's a living legend. A true hero
TheInfamousKira
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Like, dude is Buzz Aldrin. He got laid lots. Ni way the Southern region hasn't been affected by exposure to the elements and neglect. Pretty damn sure he isn't knocking anyone up at that age. I dunno, good on him, I speak no ill, I've never been 93, so I can't speak as an authroity.
Like, dude is Buzz Aldrin. He got laid lots. Ni way the Southern region hasn't been affected by exposure to the elements and neglect. Pretty damn sure he isn't knocking anyone up at that age. I dunno, good on him, I speak no ill, I've never been 93, so I can't speak as an authroity.
You do whatever you feel like after you've successfully been to another celestial body.
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I bet he's over the moon about it.
BennyBlanco
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Like, dude is Buzz Aldrin. He got laid lots. Ni way the Southern region hasn't been affected by exposure to the elements and neglect. Pretty damn sure he isn't knocking anyone up at that age. I dunno, good on him, I speak no ill, I've never been 93, so I can't speak as an authroity.
Shadowplay1979
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Buzz a baller anca in the bitch seat
Rockondevil
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I told my wife. She said "Who's Buzz Aldrin?".
Anyway, I'm single now.
Anyway, I'm single now.
StreetsofBeige
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Wow. Good for him for hooking up with a milfy blonde 50 year old.
Kadve
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Dont know how it works in the US. But here in sweden but if you have kids with a woman and not being married might cause a problematic inheritance situation. A lot of people marry simply to avoid it, though dont know if he has any kids with this woman.
Like, dude is Buzz Aldrin. He got laid lots. Ni way the Southern region hasn't been affected by exposure to the elements and neglect. Pretty damn sure he isn't knocking anyone up at that age. I dunno, good on him, I speak no ill, I've never been 93, so I can't speak as an authroity.
deriks
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That's good. Real goodI bet he's over the moon about it.
And has a doctorate in astronautics.(Apparently his degree is considered a step above a phd.) I guess we're lucky he doesn't punch people in the face for not calling him Dr. Buzz Aldrin.
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Neil fucked up the "one small step for (a) man" speech, Buzz punched a clout chasing troll.
+1 Buzz
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Imagine dudes struggling to get pussy, while a century old cosmonaut is marrying a hot piece of ass. 
GeekyDad
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You should be congratulating the chick who's willing to put a 95-year-old cock inside of herself to secure herself financially. Now, that's grit, man.
OverHeat
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LoL your not wrong
Putonahappyface
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Time to clean out grandpas pipes.
newtypepilot
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she knows where the money is at
Windle Poons
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Does he really love her to the moon and back though? That's the thing.
Did he go off like a rocket on their honeymoon night?
These questions need answering.
Did he go off like a rocket on their honeymoon night?
These questions need answering.
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I find these questions Apollo-ing.
Champomade
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Not sure what is hard to imagine.Imagine dudes struggling to get pussy, while a century old cosmonaut is marrying a hot piece of ass.
Do you think a random overweight incel with no career is more interesting to a normal woman than one of the most well known cosmonauts in history?
Besides, she is 63...
nkarafo
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Astronauts had to be perfectly healthy and at tip top shape and fitness before they were allowed to put their bodies in a huge rocket.
Looks like some of them continued to take care of themselves and didn't let go.
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