SKluck said:
Honestly, does the royal family do ANYTHING in this day and age? What power do they have?
the only contribution they make is attracting tourism in the uk. Officially the queen has to rubber stamp a lot of the governments work + the honours list but she isn't involved at all.
Despite being of a Northern Ireland Protestant backround i'm of the opinion that we don't need a monarchy anymore. But we shud keep it as long as Prince Philip is around. Everything that man says is untentional hilarity gold.
Do you still throw spears at each other?
-- (on meeting Aborigines in Australia)
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
-- (as spoken at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them to pass test?
-- (Asking a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)
You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly.
-- (as told to a Briton in Hungary)
"If you stay here much longer you'll all get slitty eyed." (1986) : Said to British students in China.
"Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" (2002) : Said to a blind woman with a guide dog.
"Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (1999) : Said to young deaf people in Cardiff, referring to a school's steel band.
I also recall him telling a kid he was too fat to be an astronaut
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Ozzy made a good point about usa money, it all looks the same, if u blind or can't see very well u are fucked"