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[Ferrio]

A reminder to all, don't fall for it's deception!

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I get so sick of candy corn when I eat more than 4 at a time

 

[Claus]

It surprises me that there are enough people out there who actually like Candy Corn to keep it in the candy market.

 

[Lemurnator]

Corn that tastes like ass.

 

[Error Macro]

It's like sugar and wax mixed together, then colored. Oh, and you can taste the coloring too.

 

[FoneBone]

I like candy corn... though Halloween is about the only time when I have it.

 

[demon]

Tasted more like vomit on the way up. Oh wait, that's because it was vomit.

 

[MIMIC]

Candy corn is fucking nasty.

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

I used to think I loved candy corn until my step mom got me an entire bag of it, and i ate about 5 before tossing it.

 

[explodet]

The worst part about Halloween is candy corn. Because candy corn is the only candy in history that hasn't been advertised. And I think I know why. Because all the candy corn ever made, was made in 1911.

And everywhere the candy corn companies send out men to into the villages and collect the thrown away candy corn. They wash it! THEY WASH IT! And then get it ready to sell for the next year.

I'll never forget the first time my mother gave me candy corn. She said "here, Lewis this is candy corn. It's corn that tastes like candy." "Woohoo... This tastes like crap!"

And every year since then Halloween has returned, and I like an Alzheimer's patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it. And on the table there's a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it as if I'd never seen it before. "Candy corn", I think, "corn that tastes like candy. I can't wait. ... Son of a bitch!!"

- Lewis Black

 

[Claus]

Candy Corn is something you give to children you hate.

 

[BuddyC]

I love you Candy Pumpkins!

 

[heavy liquid]

Candy corn is great. But I've had bad candy corn, too. You gotta stick with Brach's: they have real honey in theirs.

 

[Chesapeake Silt]

I like it. I also like the remixed version... Indian Corn. Which is Candy Corn with slightly different food coloring mixed in.

 

[Error Macro]

Indian Corn is neato. But they usually only sell that before Thanksgiving. Of course, they probably don't call it that anymore (thank you, political correctness! *shakes fist*). There is good candy corn, and there is bad candy corn. Brach's is goooood. Nice and fluffy, soft, and has that hint of honey in it.

 

[theo]

the thought of candy corn makes my teeth ache

 

[Rorschach]

Candy Corn is the worst kind of evil.

 

[aparisi2274]

- Lewis Black

I LOVE IT!!!


I think he is the best comic out right now.

 

[yoshifumi]

candy corn is amazing, but it needs to be eatin in moderation.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

- Lewis Black

:lol

That was hilarious.

 

[nitewulf]

- Lewis Black

oh i love that, the expression on his face is priceless.

 

[DCX]

I like candy corn... though Halloween is about the only time when I have it.

Hey for the record is Tootsie Rolls chocolate? Becuase i like them, and i hate chocolate.

DCX