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Can't believe I have friends like this...

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So awhile ago I posted about my buddy "Rick" who was in this screwed up relationship. Today he emails me his latest "adventure" with some internet chat he's been doing with a girl online.

Now it's great that he can get off while chatting with this girl...but why email me the entire conversation details? He thinks it's funny or something. The stuff he was saying in there was pretty crude too. Don't know if I should post the conversation here, don't want to offend anyone.

Why do I know people like this?
 

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OK well, here it is:

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Rick says:
and I love to watch a girl swallow my cum

Rachael says:
mmmmm i need your cum so bad

Rachael says:
i want to look into your eyes as i deepthroat your cock in and out of
my
mouth and i need to look into your eyes as your cum explodes into my
mouth
mmmmmmmmm

Rick says:
that's so fucking hot babe....and I want to see you swallow every last
drop...asking for my every last drop...to suck my cock dry

Rachael says:
mmmm i will ill suck u dry of every last drop of your warm wet thick
juicy
cum mmmmm

Rick says:
and the next time I will hold your hair and snap your neck back...call
you a
whore and shoot it on your face...tell me how much you'd like that
babe?

Rachael says:
mmmmm id luv it im gonna be your little slut, id luv for u to shoot
your cum
all over my face mmmmmm so it drips down and i can lick as much as
possible
mmmmmm

Rick says:
fuck Rachael you have me sooooo fucking hard right now

Rachael says:
mmmmmm im so wet right now

Rick says:
want to see that shaved pussy babe....and that thong....your painted
toe
nails...fuck you so fucking silly on Friday night/morning

Rachael says:
mmmmm god i dont know if i can wait Rick

Rick says:
but you must babe.....you'll be that much more hornier when I finally
rip
into you

Rachael says:
mmmm i want u to rip into me now and hard and fast and make me moan
hard and
loud i want to taste your cum and feel it insideof me

Rick says:
you'll feel my cum inside your ass for sure babe

Rick says:
are you on the pill?

Rachael says:
yes

Rick says:
in that case you'll feel my cum inside every one of your holes

Rachael says:
mmmmmm oh god i want your cum inside my pussy so bad

Rachael says:
my pussy hole needs your cum right now mmmmmmmmm

Rick says:
and I love how you haven't had anal sex for so long.....just waiting
for it

Rachael says:
mmmmm i know i miss it so much i cant wait for your cock to stretch me
wide
open mmmmm

Rick says:
oh ya babe....can't wait for it to slide in there....feeling it open
and
looking at your face...enjoying it

Rachael says:
mmmmmm my i go really crazy with cock in my ass i lose complete control
and
go nuts

Rick says:
oh ya...u mean fast?

Rachael says:
mmmm yeah the faster the better

Rick says:
I want you on top for the first anal though

Rachael says:
mmmmm god u will be so deep inside me

Rick says:
yes....and I want you to stop when I am fully inside you....to tell me
how
it feels

Rachael says:
mmmm my ass will be so tight, ill feel your whole cock in my ass mmmmmm

Rick says:
I will love that feeling too....it will be soooo tight...

Rachael says:
mmmm really really really tight like when i was a virgin nice and tight
mmmmmmm

Rick says:
we'll use a lot of lube...

Rachael says:
mmmmm

Rachael says:
yes

Rick says:
I'll let you apply it to my cock....and I'll use my fingers to put it
in
your ass

Rachael says:
oh god my pussy is clenching mmmmmm

Rick says:
ya babe...I will lube up your ass....with my fingers...inserting it
deep in
there a few times

Rachael says:
mmmmm yes

Rachael says:
how thick is your cock

Rick says:
it's pretty thick

Rachael says:
mmmm goddammit

Rachael says:
mmmmm

Rick says:
thick enough for you to really feel it babe...in your tight ass...

Rachael says:
mmmmm god im so horny right now

Rick says:
and I will love seeing your tits bounce up and down as I fuck your ass

Rachael says:
mmmmm me too

Rachael says:
would u pull my hair and talk nasty to me

Rick says:
yes...will do anything you want babe

Rachael says:
i need nasty dirty talk like cock, cunt, slut whore fuck the nastier
the
better

Rick says:
anything you want...it's all about you babe

Rachael says:
mmmm god its been so long since its been all about me and not the man

Rick says:
that's the way I am...

Rick says:
love seeing the woman get off

Rick says:
ok babe..that's enough..lol...gotta go jerk off now...

Rachael says:
mmmm me too im gonna bring out mr blue wish it was u but

Rick says:
that's the dildo or vibrator?

Rachael says:
dildo

Rachael says:
and vibrator

Rick says:
just use Mr Blue in your pussy and leave the ass for Mr Rick...

Rachael says:
mmmmmm

Rick says:
nite babe gotta go blow my load

Rachael says:
mmmm ok baby think of me

Rick says:
I will....

Rick says:
describe your face again

Rick says:
I want to visualize me blowing my cum on your face

Rachael says:
well i have brown eyes long eye lashes umm full lips

Rick says:
nice...ok babe..gotta go blow my load

Rachael says:
mmmm ok have fun

Rick says:
u too

Rachael says:
lol
 

Archaix

Drunky McMurder
Your friend clearly has a crush on you. Why the fuck else would somebody send a friend something like that?
 

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Archaix said:
Your friend clearly has a crush on you. Why the fuck else would somebody send a friend something like that?


That's the thing. At one point he's asking me for advice for this screwed up relationship he's got going with a girl, now today he just emails me this chat without ANY explanation. I don't understand why he's sending me all this? I don't find it funny, especially the fact that he obviously doesn't have much respect for women. IF that really is a "woman" he's talking to is another debateable point that I should probably point out to him.
 

Meier

Member
I seriously thought he was gonna go bone this chick on Friday then it turns out he's never any seen her. What a gyp!
 

Saturnman

Banned
Manics said:
That's the thing. At one point he's asking me for advice for this screwed up relationship he's got going with a girl, now today he just emails me this chat without ANY explanation. I don't understand why he's sending me all this? I don't find it funny, especially the fact that he obviously doesn't have much respect for women. IF that really is a "woman" he's talking to is another debateable point that I should probably point out to him.

It's probably a mix of bragging and bad taste.
 

belgurdo

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molester.jpg


RAM YOUR FAT COCK UP MY ASS, RICK
 

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Tommie Hu$tle said:
Yet he posts it anyways. Classic GAF.


Well it was asked for...I figured if at least one person actually wanted to see it then why not. Not like it's dirty pics or something. Also, I changed the names in the chat to protect "the innocent"
 

Minotauro

Finds Purchase on Dog Nutz
Rick says:
are you on the pill?

Uhm, was I the only one scratching my head at this particular question? Now, I'm no expert on the subject but isn't it physically impossible to impregnate someone through text? I certinaly hope he wore a virtual condom...he wouldn't want to get cyber-AIDS.
 

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Minotauro said:
Uhm, was I the only one scratching my head at this particular question? Now, I'm no expert on the subject but isn't it physically impossible to impregnate someone through text? I certinaly hope he wore a virtual condom...he wouldn't want to get cyber-AIDS.


I take it to mean he's getting ready to meet her in real life so he wants to make sure she's on the pill. I agree though, it seems like a weird comment while having a "sex chat" online?
 

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alejob said:
LMAO, you have to keep us updated. Let us know who the "girl" was.


OK, so I emailed him back to get some clarification and to ask the obvious "how do you know it's not a guy"?...he replied back that he's actually TALKED to this girl on the phone already so he knows it's a female. That scares me even more...
 

sefskillz

shitting in the alley outside your window
you should get him to record the next phone conversation and put it up for us too.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Manics said:
OK, so I emailed him back to get some clarification and to ask the obvious "how do you know it's not a guy"?...he replied back that he's actually TALKED to this girl on the phone already so he knows it's a female. That scares me even more...
molester.jpg

"I'm glad I used the $200 I stole from that chatroom kid I met up with at the park and assraped on a voice modulator box. Oh the things you can do...."
 

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sefskillz said:
you should get him to record the next phone conversation and put it up for us too.


I REALLY don't want to give him any ideas. Problem is he loves telling me all this stuff and I'm there like a doob being all supportive and stuff. He's a good guy normally, he just has these weird relationships/views on women (like the story I posted awhile back about that abused girl he was dating...)

I'm there for him if he gets into trouble/falls down because of all this...it's just that sometimes I don't want to hear all the details...
 

Tarazet

Member
This is every chat I've ever turned down. Even if the girl is real, there's a complete lack of net skillz at work.
 

Dilbert

Member
Actually, the "highlight" (if you can call anything from that transcript a highlight) was this little gem that proved ol' Rick the perhaps-not-thick got an F in sex ed:

Rick says:
you'll feel my cum inside your ass for sure babe

Rick says:
are you on the pill?
 
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