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Captured 17-Foot Python Holding 87 Eggs Shows Invasive Power of Species

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chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
Florida is fucked. We should build a giant fence that keeps the snakes
and people
confined to the state.

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El'Kharn

Member
How to get rid of them? easy. Put a bounty on them and turn it into an industry. You can make all kinds of stuff with snake skin. When people know you can make money out of it human greed takes over.

Edit:
*25 dollars for every python skin delivered to the US wildlife agency.
*Use the skins to make an assortment of apparel and accessories.
*Turn it into a state-owned corporation and revitalize the garment industry in FL.

beaten.
 

Viewt

Member
Yeah, Florida has a similar problem with wild boars, especially in Central Florida. My brother-in-law goes on hunting trips there all the time since the overpopulation is an issue. Plus, those things are just nasty. If they get the chance, they'll impale anything around them. His dog has to wear a kevlar vest for safety.

Speaking of boar, they should just do what Texas did with their wild boar issue and let people shoot these things from helicopters with sniper rifles.
 

Coins

Banned
Lol.

If they caught one female with 87 eggs, there are probably several hundred with 87 eggs they didn't catch.
 

Oppo

Member
The mosquito is an essential part of the diet of a lot of other stuff we don't want dead.

Cockroaches on the other hand...

I thought Mosquitos specifically were one of the species that we could remove entirely and not have much of a knock on effect.... I don't believe it's the primary diet for anything that doesn't eat a whole bunch of different bugs.
 

DominoKid

Member
Snakes play a vital role in their ecosystems (this doesn't apply to the pythons in Florida), without them, rats, mice and other rodents would run even more rampant then they already do.

If any animal needs to be wiped off the Earth, its the mosquito, complete waste of DNA.

how the hell would you get rid of mosquitoes?
 

akira28

Member
I'm ready to eat some lemon pepper battered, chicken fried python with some goddamn ranch sauce baby. Where do I bring the keg?


I am also willing to sport a python skin codpiece.
 
Yeah, Florida has a similar problem with wild boars, especially in Central Florida. My brother-in-law goes on hunting trips there all the time since the overpopulation is an issue. Plus, those things are just nasty. If they get the chance, they'll impale anything around them. His dog has to wear a kevlar vest for safety.

Speaking of boar, they should just do what Texas did with their wild boar issue and let people shoot these things from helicopters with sniper rifles.

they're not things, they're living creatures! geez the comtempt some people have....

I thought Mosquitos specifically were one of the species that we could remove entirely and not have much of a knock on effect.... I don't believe it's the primary diet for anything that doesn't eat a whole bunch of different bugs.

if they're here they play a role, however ugly we find them to be.

Fuck you too buddy!
Not every reptile owner is an irresponsible asshole. Most aren't, in fact.

it's irresponsible to import alien species. and the proof is right there in Florida with many snakes running rampant.
 

Chichikov

Member
Go rednecks, do it for America!
(non ironic).

Yeah, Florida has a similar problem with wild boars, especially in Central Florida. My brother-in-law goes on hunting trips there all the time since the overpopulation is an issue. Plus, those things are just nasty. If they get the chance, they'll impale anything around them. His dog has to wear a kevlar vest for safety.

Speaking of boar, they should just do what Texas did with their wild boar issue and let people shoot these things from helicopters with sniper rifles.
Wild boars are terrifying animals.
Smart as shit too.
 
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