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Carson Daly

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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
This stupid Carson daly show has sandra bernhard on it right now. I hate both of these people, and right now I'm only watching it in the hopes that something exciting will happen, like Saddam Hussein redeeming himself for his previous crimes and killing both of them.

i dont know about you guys, but if Saddam did that I'd be pulling a jon stewart: "Should he die? Mehh... not so much."
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
I'm working at the desk right now and have the TV on as just kinda background and I seem to "catch" a Daly show once a month or so; it's truly amazing how bad it is. Not just low-rent, but bad in every regard. Unfunny high school kids make funnier "skits" than his; the whole thing just feels so ugh to watch, like you're almost uncomfortable for them that they are showing it.
 

Kon Tiki

Banned
Hey someone left me a love letter.
*pulls out a cue card*
Who could it be!!!!

His monologue was painfully unfunny.
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
nooo shit! haha... he just showed this one with like some asian dude hugging an old man dressed as Cupid who shot himself in the foot.

Seriously... they could just show a video of me punching myself in the sack, replay it 100 times, and I imagine the fans would be happier.

Does anyone in the history of television come off as more awkward in a simple scenario than Carson? and if you want to see him REALLY flounder, wait until you see a shitass interview like Paris Hilton on the show. Then it's REALLY funny!
 

Lhadatt

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Carson Daly sucks.

Watching his show is like watching a train wreck.

In slow motion.

With train cars carrying gasoline.

And matches.

And hazardous gasses.




And quite a few tons of dynamite.

His monologue tonight totally bombed. If it were Johnny, Conan or even Leno, any one of them could ad lib something to get a laugh. Daly just sat there, shocked that no one liked the gag.

What a total frat boy.
 

Lhadatt

Member
Carson on the Paris Hilton cellphone hack said:
At least one celeb said he was upset he hasn't gotten any calls - because his number wasn't in Paris' digital phone book.

"I've given her my number thousands of times," talk show host and MTV veteran Carson Daly told Us. "She never puts it in her damn Sidekick!"
Even the wench of the week doesn't want anything to do with him. :lol
 

dem

Member
I never understood why carson daly became a star. He has zero personality. ZERO. He's like a robot.
 

jenov4

Member
The show's so bad that I changed the channel and watched the informercial for Ronco's turkey oven roaster instead.
 

Particle Physicist

between a quark and a baryon
dem said:
I never understood why carson daly became a star. He has zero personality. ZERO. He's like a robot.


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anything they show, good or bad, will be eaten up by the public.
 

pnjtony

Member
So this is a surprise that Carson Daly sucks?

I catch Jimmy Kimmel once in a blue moom(yes, I use that expression) and that's usually pretty funny...not Conan funny, but better than Leno.
 
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