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[HAL_Laboratory]

Yes, I scanned my cat...

Not sure why.

I've been drinking.

Now it's your turn! Scan your cat, GAF!

 

[disillusion386]

wat

EDIT: That's actually fucking awesome

 

[Locke562]

Is it a male cat? Is he fixed? You should have scanned his balls.

 

[Lazy vs Crazy]

My cat is too big to fit on my scanner.

But this is a great idea.

 

[victreeb3l]

:lol I was actually expecting this..

Thread delivered!

 

[DiscoNaldo]

This is awesome.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

I don't have a scanner :[

 

[HAL_Laboratory]

Is it a male cat? Is he fixed? You should have scanned his balls.

Haha, that would've been sweet, but yes, he's fixed. Not much to show.

edit: what's left of his balls are out of frame. You can see where he moved about 2/3 through the scan, too. :lol

 

[Nelo Ice]

well didnt see this coming :lol

 

[toxicgonzo]

:lol I was actually expecting this..

Thread delivered!

Strangely I was too

 

[Marvie_3]

Awesome. :lol I'm too lazy to hook up my scanner.....

 

[Rewrite]

:lol

Thread title and the opening post delivered.

 

[ronito]

:lol :lol

 

[Kaako]

That is awesome. Hope scanners don't effect pussy in a bad way though.

 

[Medalion]

Hoomins so weerd.

 

[Askani]

Dude Huge beat you to it like 10 years ago.

 

[Flunkie]

lmfao

This thread is perfect.

"Why? Well, I've been drinking." :lol Perfect.

 

[HAL_Laboratory]

I have a high-res version if anyone wants me to post it...

 

[baultista]

 

[disillusion386]

okay.. wat?

 

[Aselith]

I have a high-res version if anyone wants me to post it...

Can we get some shots of you licking pussy? I know you'll probably get hair in your teeth but make the sacrifice!

 

[subrock]

I expect, nay, DEMAND, that everyone with a cat and a scanner or even a wife/girlfriend and a scanner to take part in this thread.

 

[Rewrite]

I expect, nay, DEMAND, that everyone with a cat and a scanner or even a wife/girlfriend and a scanner to take part in this thread.

You start! GO!

 

[Schrade]

I remember doing this back around 1999 or so. I think it was on Scary's Shuga Shack or Redwood's news where they were having a cat scan contest.

Oh holy fuck!

It was CliffyB's site!!!! Jesus, I never knew.

Web Archive of http://www.cat-scan.com/

 

[subrock]

You start! GO!

I unfortunately cannot provide to this thread because I dont have a scanner or a cat :-/ maybe I'll find a feral cat to bring into kinkos tomorrow.

 

[HAL_Laboratory]

maybe I'll find a feral cat to bring into kinkos tomorrow.

:lol

 

[HAL_Laboratory]

Alright goddammit I know I'm not the only one with a cat, a scanner and nothing to do. Let's see some pussy in here already!

 

[UFRA]

Shit...I think I did it wrong. :/

 

[Always-honest]

well done.

 

[Yazus]

Thread Delivered. 10/10 AAA+++ will read again.

 

[NotWii]

Hahahaha, best thread all day

My cat would never sit still on the scanner though, in fact he would freak out at the light

 

[Deleted member 1235]

someone with a dirty girlfriend could take a pretty stylish ban ITT

 

[Razorskin]

My attempt.

 

[Ceres]

:lol I was actually expecting this..

Thread delivered!

Same. :lol

My cat would never stay on the scanner long enough to get anything. It'd be like a cm of his tail then a blurred image and then just white.

 

[kingkitty]

This is cat torture.

 

[PuppetSlave]

This is cat torture.

Oh chill, who died and made you king?

 

[roosters93]

Was not expecting this, well done. :lol

 

[DieselRainbow]

Oh chill, who died and made you king?

I'm guessing his dad...
:lol

 

[VAIL]

Someone took a trip in the way back machine I see.

 

[Sohter.Nura]

Thread delivers, hover cat READY TO GO!!!

 

[Ceres]

Oh chill, who died and made you king?

By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

 

[Chris Murphy]

If you're gonna scan your cat make sure it's eyes are covered or it's head isn't being scanned. Cats eyes are pretty sensitive to light.

 

[Zeouterlimits]

:lol

I would, but I don't have a cat.
Not what I expected at all when I saw the title..

 

[atomsk]

By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[Yazus]

My attempt.

Awesome

 

[Torquill]

In before the NSFW scan that gets the thread locked.

 

[Medalion]

OMG YOU CAN SEE THEIR PUSSY!!!

 

[Suitcase Test]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

 

[Ceres]

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away

 

[sixteen-bit]

nice thread

i expect many hovercat photoshopportunies