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[Jackben]

A dime for your feelings
add salt to injuries
you're scraping bark off the wrong tree
be glad to see you back off
the next thing since sliced bread
don't hatch your chickens in one basket
don't let the weather get over you
that's the third straw

 

[CadetMahoney]

People who say 'close minded' instead of 'closed minded'.

 

[DarkKyo]

What's sad about the examples in the OP is that the original catchphrases are so obvious that the people getting them wrong sound like dumb children.

 

[| Praxis |]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6rAva-j5AM

"Just say what you see!"

 

[blame space]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn

 

[Shotgun Kiss]

"No holes barred"

 

[| Praxis |]

"No holes barred"

Accurate if said by Sasha Grey.

 

[TheOohChild]

Those are idioms. Catchphrases are shit like "Did I doo thattttt" or "Dynomiiittte"

 

[blame space]

you're an idiom

 

[CadetMahoney]

Accurate if said by Sasha Grey.

legit IGN 8/10

 

[MrRudiMentary]

I used to say "I can't be asked" instead of "I can't be arsed" because I thought it meant "someone could not ask me to do it because I can't be bothered to".

 

[Leezard]

I just saw "sneak peak" instead of "sneak peek"

There's a twitter bot dedicated to that