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[dr_octagon]

Gutten haben Neo Gaftwuffe.

Do you pour milk first then add cereal or other way round?

TL;DR

Milk then cereal. Cereal then milk.
Thought?

Danke.

 

[Jennings]

• Pour milk into red plastic cup.
• Bring box of cereal and cup of milk to the couch.
• Turn on Youtube videos.
• Pour in cereal and eat with a fork, preserving as much milk as possible in the process.
• Refill with cereal as needed until milk has depleted.
• 18 hours later go to the bathroom and take a massive oaty dump.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Milk first? No one on planet earth has ever purposely poured milk into a bowl before cereal.

OP, you have ruined my day.

 

[Star-Lord]

Ted Bundy put milk before cereal.

All I'm saying.

 

[dr_octagon]

Ted Bundy put milk before cereal.

All I'm saying.

Cereal killer, amireright?

 

[It's all in the wrist]

If you put the milk first, you are doing it wrong.

 

[JonSnowball]

Ted Bundy put milk before cereal.

All I'm saying.

Ted Bundy was considered a charming individual, a real pillar of the community. I strive to be like Ted Bundy. Well, except all the sadosexual murder stuff.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I use OJ for my cereal.

 

[ManaByte]

I use OJ for my cereal.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Cereal first or you risk major splashage dude.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Milk first.

Always has been. Always will be.

What kind of psycho puts cereal first.

 

[AJUMP23]

Cereal is always first. Unless you finish and have extra milk then you can add more cereal.

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Cereal is always first. Unless you finish and have extra milk then you can add more cereal.

 

[GeekyDad]

What in the actual fuck!?

 

[Punished Miku]

This is going to haunt me.

 

[Rockondevil]

The only time I ever do milk first is when I have a small amount of milk remaining and I’m not sure how much cereal I require.
And I hate myself when I do it.

 

[Atanascovich]

Why put milk in the cereal? I just eat it like chips

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

the order of the factors does not alter the product

 

[March Climber]

the order of the factors does not alter the product

Unrelated, but are you the Bruce Wayne to IbizaPocholo 's Batman?

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

Unrelated, but are you the Bruce Wayne to IbizaPocholo 's Batman?

I don't think so.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Why put milk in the cereal? I just eat it like chips

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[dr_octagon]

If we get to 200 votes Kev Kev has offered to give his Star Wars bowl and spoon set to those who lack eatering tools.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

As a kid, I did milk first for years.

Years later I was bored at breakfast and actually looked at the instructions on the cereals’ box. My mind was blown. But I was already nearing the end of my cereal-eating age, so my discovery didn’t change my life that much.

 

[Richard Packer]

People who put milk first deserve to be executed on sight.

 

[West Texas CEO]

People who put milk first deserve to be executed on sight.

You drink almond milk, though. You should suffer the same fate.

 

[Richard Packer]

You drink almond milk, though. You should suffer the same fate.

Someone's a bigot.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

When you make butter on toast, do you spread the butter first or make the toast first

 

[West Texas CEO]

When you make butter on toast, do you spread the butter first or make the toast first

Believe it or not, some people (like me) actually do this.

 

[FunkMiller]

Milk first?

What kind of disgusting pervert talk is this.

 

[Punished Miku]

the order of the factors does not alter the product

it puts the lotion on its skin ....

 

[anthraticus]

Cereal killer, amireright?

 

[ahtlas7]

I thought it was simultaneous. Milk in the right, cereal in the left. 3, 2, 1, pour!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[p_xavier]

What's the next poll. Taking a shit: cover seat up or down?

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[killatopak]

Chew the cereal then wash it down with milk.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

Gutten haben Neo Gaftwuffe.

Do you pour milk first then add cereal or other way round?

TL;DR

Milk then cereal. Cereal then milk.
Thought?

Danke.

I prefer eating it dry. I stopped drinking milk 20 years ago. Please update the poll to be more inclusive, you breakfast bigot.

 

[dr_octagon]

I prefer eating it dry. I stopped drinking milk 20 years ago. Please update the poll to be more inclusive, you breakfast bigot.

 

[LordCBH]

Only a psychopath does milk first.

 

[LordCBH]

When you make butter on toast, do you spread the butter first or make the toast first

Depends? You using a toaster or an oven?

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Depends? You using a toaster or an oven?

All of them

 

[Mossybrew]

My eyes were opened to the True Way some years ago. Simple really, you put how much milk you want, then sit down with the box of cereal. Add a bit of cereal periodically to the milk as you eat - bingo, cereal is never soggy.

 

[IDKFA]

Milk first? No one on planet earth has ever purposely poured milk into a bowl before cereal.

OP, you have ruined my day.

Not true.

My wife puts the milk in first. She thinks this is the everyone does it and I'm odd for putting cereal in first. The current poll results say otherwise.

Now, I'm off to rub the poll results in her face. Probably be kicked out bed and need to sleep in a different room, but it'll be worth it.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Cereal first, you uncivilized Neanderthals.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

My eyes were opened to the True Way some years ago. Simple really, you put how much milk you want, then sit down with the box of cereal. Add a bit of cereal periodically to the milk as you eat - bingo, cereal is never soggy.

Cereal doesn't become it's TRUE form until a certain percentage of moisture is absorbed by the kibble, puff etc...

Pouring cereal over an ocean of milk and then eating it when 90 percent of the puff is still buoyant and bone dry makes you a bad person. You're a bad person Mr. Mossybrew and we now see you for who you truly are.

 

[dr_octagon]

We are 99 votes away from Star Wars cereal bowl and spoon set being sent out.

 

[Mossybrew]

Cereal doesn't become it's TRUE form until a certain percentage of moisture is absorbed by the kibble, puff etc...

Pouring cereal over an ocean of milk and then eating it when 90 percent of the puff is still buoyant and bone dry makes you a bad person. You're a bad person Mr. Mossybrew and we now see you for who you truly are.

The joy of cereal consumption is that crunch, it's why the first few bites out of a bowl are the best. You protest, but deep in your heart you know it's true.

 

[*Nightwing]

After hours of walking around all day contemplating how someone can be so sinister even by mine own chaotic standards as to put milk in a bowl first, I now find myself for the first time in years ill with nausea, diarrhea and vomiting.

Even the thought of milk first can sour not only the milk but well being itself!