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Do you pour milk first then add cereal or other way round?

TL;DR

Milk then cereal. Cereal then milk.
Thought?

Danke.

Cereal then milk. Then diabetes. IMO

 

[fran.fernandez]

No brains cunt. cereal first

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Cereal then milk. Then diabetes. IMO

Granola*

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

I making a stand, no cereal for breakfast today. I'll honour the sacrifice to the breakfast gods we must make with those milk first twats.

So who warms their milk first?........

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I haven't eaten cereal in forever but JFC how is this even a question? Even the poll is broken. There's one answer:

 

[Rentahamster]

Penis first, of course

 

[DeepEnigma]

The joy of cereal consumption is that crunch, it's why the first few bites out of a bowl are the best. You protest, but deep in your heart you know it's true.

It’s the various layers of mouthfeels. Not just crunch and munch.

 

[Syphon Filter]

what kind of weirdo would put milk first?

 

[Mossybrew]

It’s the various layers of mouthfeels. Not just crunch and munch.

Mmm I will maintain that in the typical setup, the back half of the bowl will become increasingly soggy, the experience goes downhill except to the taste of sog-munchers who are better off eating oatmeal in the first place.

The system is - take whatever amount you'd normally pour in the bowl and divide it by three, those are your cereal dispensations into the milk. You get those first few cronchy bites, and it's enough so that your last bites of the initial dispensation are just getting soaked, then you add the next batch of cereal and it starts over at the maximum cronch. Repeat the third time and you're done. You get the cronch, the mid cronch, but none of the goopy sog.

Obviously there are outliers that the system doesn't apply to such as Grape Nuts, and any savage eating this gruel in the first place is an agent of chaos who neither deserves nor wants an organized system of cereal-to-mouth crunch optimization efficiency.

 

[Richard Packer]

It’s the various layers of mouthfeels.

 

[dr_octagon]

Kev Kev 123 votes currently, we are on the verge of greatness.

 

[Nobody_Important]

Milk before cereal?

 

[DETACA]

Milk before cereal?

how do i contact mods or admin?

 

[DETACA]

I haven't eaten cereal in forever but JFC how is this even a question? Even the poll is broken. There's one answer:

how nasty reality could be....

 

[Nobody_Important]

how do i contact mods or admin?

Contact Preston or give Mama Murphy some cocaine.

They will send you in the right direction one way or another.

 

[DeepEnigma]

This image is representation in artform, of those who pour the cereal on top of the milk.

 

[Richard Packer]

This image is representation in artform, of those who pour the cereal on top of the milk.

This is a more accurate depiction.

 

[V1LÆM]

i don't take cereal with milk. i pour straight cold water in then add cereal. sometimes orange juice instead of water.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

i don't take cereal with milk. i pour straight cold water in then add cereal. sometimes orange juice instead of water.

You remind me of my dad you sick, sick man

 

[GeekyDad]

i don't take cereal with milk. i pour straight cold water in then add cereal. sometimes orange juice instead of water.

 

[dr_octagon]

i don't take cereal with milk. i pour straight cold water in then add cereal. sometimes orange juice instead of water.

Faxing Con_Z_ǝdʇ

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Faxing Con_Z_ǝdʇ

If you don't stop they gonna tag me.

 

[Melon Husk]

I don't own a bowl or a spoon. I pour the milk and choccy cereal into a shaker bottle. Once the mix has soggied sufficiently I scoop it into my mouth with my hand. Of course cereal goes in first in every possible scenario, like the one I just imagined.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Why put milk in the cereal? I just eat it like chips

 

[Putonahappyface]

Believe it or not, some people (like me) actually do this.

 

[Stinkbug]

Most of my life I did cereal before milk b/c that seemed intuitive. At some point I saw people discussing it online so I tried milk before cereal, and now I do it that way b/c the cereal stays crunchier. Also I think milk is gross. Give soymilk and oatmilk a shot if you haven't

 

[TheGrat1]

Milk first? No one on planet earth has ever purposely poured milk into a bowl before cereal.

OP, you have ruined my day.

I did it once when I was young, just to try it. That was enough to convince me that anyone who would purposely do it a second time, after knowing better, deserves to be on some kind of watch list. Putting new cereal in leftover milk is the only acceptable loophole.

the order of the factors does not alter the product

This is not about math you unfeeling automaton, this is about heart and humanity! You can't measure that with your calculator!!!

My eyes were opened to the True Way some years ago. Simple really, you put how much milk you want, then sit down with the box of cereal. Add a bit of cereal periodically to the milk as you eat - bingo, cereal is never soggy.

Counterpoint: If you stop wasting time taking pictures of your cereal and posting it next to your duck face on Instagram sogginess becomes a non-issue.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

This is not about math you unfeeling automaton, this is about heart and humanity! You can't measure that with your calculator!!

 

[Mossybrew]

Counterpoint: If you stop wasting time taking pictures of your cereal and posting it next to your duck face on Instagram sogginess becomes a non-issue.

Eh, you might want to consider that not everyone eats with the savage speed of a pig at a trough. Slow down and taste your food old boy.