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[Stouffers]

We buy two types of cereal in my house: Raisin Bran and Chocolate Special K. It got me thinking.. there are tons of cereals with raisins and many with chunks of chocolate, but exactly zero with chocolate covered raisins. If one of your uncles works for Raisinets, get him on that shit.

 

[haxan7]

Why not just sprinkle some rabbit turds in your oat bran and pretend they're raisinets?

 

[Stouffers]

Why not just sprinkle some rabbit turds in your oat bran and pretend they're raisinets?

Why not shove a whiffle-ball bat up your ass?

 

[Rentahamster]

Only EGGS!™ cereal

 

[Classicrockfan]

twix cereal?

 

[Slings and Arrows]

White's Crispies -Snap, Cracker and pop

 

[triplestation]

how about cereals that do exist but only i eat

i literally just rip apart bread and toss cinnamon and sugar on it and then drown it in milk

call me a freak shits delicious

 

[triplestation]

i don't think any cereal uses any actual chocolate, probably some artificial coco flavor shit

shits too expensive to use real chocolate on cereal and i bet it would go rancid quick

i offer a solution to the best chocolate cereal EVER

find 8-10 of your favorite chocolate candy bars (twix, crunch, hersheys cookies n creme, heath, etc.) and crush them into bite sized pieces and then combine them in a bowl

then drive to the ocean and throw the bowl in the ocean and start crying

 

[Stouffers]

i don't think any cereal uses any actual chocolate, probably some artificial coco flavor shit

shits too expensive to use real chocolate on cereal and i bet it would go rancid quick

i offer a solution to the best chocolate cereal EVER

find 8-10 of your favorite chocolate candy bars (twix, crunch, hersheys cookies n creme, heath, etc.) and crush them into bite sized pieces and then combine them in a bowl

then drive to the ocean and throw the bowl in the ocean and start crying

Toss a puppy in that bowl and I'm on board. I could use a good cry.

 

[epicnemesis]

The same company that makes lucky charms makes golden grahams and cocoapuffs.


HOW HAVE THEY NOT TAKEN THE MARSHMALLOWS FROM LUCKY CHARMS, MIX THEM WITH COCOA PUFFS AND GOLDEN GRAHAMS AND THEN SELL IT AS SMORES


(Thank you OP for providing me a safe space to get this off my chest)

 

[Plies]

 

[highrider]

I still feel like the definitive waffle/Golden Graham hybrid could happen any day and change cereal forever.

 

[lachesis]

We buy two types of cereal in my house: Raisin Bran and Chocolate Special K. It got me thinking.. there are tons of cereals with raisins and many with chunks of chocolate, but exactly zero with chocolate covered raisins. If one of your uncles works for Raisinets, get him on that shit.

Why not buy regular Special K and just sprinkle some of your favorite brand's chocolate covered raisins? That way you can control how much raisins you want.
The issue that I have with a lot of mixed cereals - that I never get the consistent amount of toppings. Our favorite one is Special K with dried strawberries - but when I pour, some bowls get ton of strawberries, and some get almost none.

 

[slugbahr]

Why not shove a whiffle-ball bat up your ass?

He does that on the daily.

 

[jufonuk]

What about something similar to beef jerky in whisky sauce in a bowl.
swason-o's

 

[Plies]

What about something similar to beef jerky in whisky sauce in a bowl.
swason-o's

^I think whiskey might explain this post..

 

[jufonuk]

^I think whiskey might explain this post..

Well why wouldn't it?

 

[Kev Kev]

meatball and mozzarella hot pocket flavored cereal

 

[Pallas]

I want a cereal made from the Caramello candy bar.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Trix with marshmallows.

I see fruit loops with marshmallows all the time but Trix is the king of the fruity cereals and they always think they're too good to run a marshmallow version.

Fuck you silly rabbit.

 

[notseqi]

how about cereals that do exist but only i eat

i literally just rip apart bread and toss cinnamon and sugar on it and then drown it in milk

call me a freak shits delicious

Cinnamon for the cinnamon god.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Often thought about protein cereal

 

[Stouffers]

Often thought about protein cereal

Life cereal should come with dry spunk chunks.

 

[Kamina]

Why not shove a whiffle-ball bat up your ass?

Dont support his kink. During these times the hospitals dont need additional patients with sex injuries.

 

[Tenaciousmo]

gamer cereals.

Doritos in mountain dew.

 

[justonething]

Custard cereal
Strawberry cheesecake cereal

How do these not exist?

 

[Ar¢tos]

Mint and Mint-Chocolate flavored cereal.

 

[Mistake]

Why not just sprinkle some rabbit turds in your oat bran and pretend they're raisinets?

 

[Ikutachi]

 

[bender]

how about cereals that do exist but only i eat

i literally just rip apart bread and toss cinnamon and sugar on it and then drown it in milk

call me a freak shits delicious

Diabetic Duck Cereal

 

[Tesseract]

bone meal

 

[Pallas]

Soylent cereal

 

[Tigerlord]

Being that i work in a supermarket, i have seen Smores cereal and Trix with marshmallows cereal.
Post, General Mills, and Kellogg's made smores cereals. General Mills did Trix with marshmallows as a promotion
for the Trollz movie.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Why not shove a whiffle-ball bat up your ass?

Who shat in your cereal today?

Oh

disregard

 

[ExpandKong]

Oops! All Tartar Sauce

 

[Kagey K]

The same company that makes lucky charms makes golden grahams and cocoapuffs.


HOW HAVE THEY NOT TAKEN THE MARSHMALLOWS FROM LUCKY CHARMS, MIX THEM WITH COCOA PUFFS AND GOLDEN GRAHAMS AND THEN SELL IT AS SMORES


(Thank you OP for providing me a safe space to get this off my chest)

In Canada they have done essentially that.

Honey Maid S'mores Cereal (Pack of 2) : Amazon.ca: Grocery & Gourmet Food

Honey Maid S'mores Cereal (Pack of 2) : Amazon.ca: Grocery & Gourmet Food

www.amazon.ca

Ignore the insane price, it's available at grocery stores for the same price as any other box of cereal.

 

[HoodWinked]

as a kid you know this is what you always wanted, Lucky Charms but just the marshmallows.

 

[GAMETA]

Dry fruit crunchy pieces with crystalized sugar and granola

 

[teezzy]

I don't eat sugary crap for breakfast any longer, but I'd kill for a bowl of the 90's Spider-Man in 2020. It was pretty much Honey Nut Chex with Lucky Charms marshmallows. I still remember exactly how it tasted 25 years later - shit was that good.

 

[epicnemesis]

Also, I want you all to know that rice Krispy treat cereal is back!

Also completely ruined and in no way what make the original great. It's now just ride Krispy cereal with some tiny marshmallows tossed in the bag.

 

[Ar¢tos]

I wish I could eat the sugar bombs people call "cereal"....
We finally have Fruit Loops here! But it would be a waste to buy one just to try and then throw the rest away (if I have them in my house, I'll eat them, so I keep my house junk food free).

 

[Pallas]

I don't eat sugary crap for breakfast any longer, but I'd kill for a bowl of the 90's Spider-Man in 2020. It was pretty much Honey Nut Chex with Lucky Charms marshmallows. I still remember exactly how it tasted 25 years later - shit was that good.

I didn't know Sony made cereal.