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[Rvaan]

I wish he had just fucking come out and owned it. Like "fuck yeah I fucked a shark we're gonna win the national championship!"

He owns that and recruiting nose dives. What parent is going to let their son be coached by a shark fucker? What opposing coach isn't going to use that against him in recruiting?
I would also imagine that either necrophilia or beastality is a sex crime in Florida so he could up in jail for that.

 

[bucknuticus]

He owns that and recruiting nose dives. What parent is going to let their son be coached by a shark fucker? What opposing coach isn't going to use that against him in recruiting?
I would also imagine that either necrophilia or beastality is a sex crime in Florida so he could up in jail for that.

I mean people go to penn st still....

 

[GoldenEye 007]

He owns that and recruiting nose dives. What parent is going to let their son be coached by a shark fucker? What opposing coach isn't going to use that against him in recruiting?
I would also imagine that either necrophilia or beastality is a sex crime in Florida so he could up in jail for that.

Everything is fair game in international waters!

 

[Lunar15]

He owns that and recruiting nose dives. What parent is going to let their son be coached by a shark fucker? What opposing coach isn't going to use that against him in recruiting?
I would also imagine that either necrophilia or beastality is a sex crime in Florida so he could up in jail for that.

It's easy to say this from the outside buddy, but the reality is that shark fucking goes on at all programs.

Speaking of UF and hanging out with dangerous animals: https://twitter.com/GatorsFB/status/918151721377062912

uhhh

 

[MugiwaraCole]

So, is that actually him in the photo?

 

[Karl2177]

Questions for the podcast tonight?

Was Darth Maul born with horns or did they grow in?

What college's fans would you put on mute forever, even if it means you miss their meltdowns?

Does he call himself Kirk Herbstreit because he grows and sells marijuana on the down low?

Ohio State, Clemson, Georgia, and Alabama walk into your office. You have two 3 year death penalties to give. What 2 programs do you give them to?

 

[andycapps]

This will shock everyone, but Auburn has hired a law firm to investigate allegations that a tutor took final exam for at least one football player.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Shenanigans in college football? At Auburn, of all places? I don't believe it.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Questions for the podcast tonight?

Are place kickers people? And if so, are they football players? And why are many games decided by them?

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Are place kickers people? And if so, are they football players? And why are many games decided by them?

Let's boil this down to why do we let people use their feet in football? It's plain absurd!

 

[cdyhybrid]

I cannot confirm that this Auburn news shocks me

 

[andycapps]

Shenanigans in college football? At Auburn, of all places? I don't believe it.

Dawg Sports did a great history of issues at Auburn up until 2012. Of course this doesn't include the problems they've had in softball and basketball recently.

There were probably more between the Newton thing and now but I can't keep up with what's on on the Plains.

 

[MugiwaraCole]

Feel like Thor telling the Avengers "...he's adopted" whenever someone brings up little brother U.

 

[bucknuticus]

This weeks game poster

 

[tebunker]

This will shock everyone, but Auburn has hired a law firm to investigate allegations that a tutor took final exam for at least one football player.

Insert Fry shocked not that shocked.gif....

Of course its them bammers that always cheat...

 

[cdyhybrid]

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...cern-about-number-of-night-games-on-the-road/

Uh oh, ESPN gonna go after Urbz now?

 

[chaosblade]

Troy looking to have a big letdown game after their LSU win.

 

[MugiwaraCole]

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...cern-about-number-of-night-games-on-the-road/

Uh oh, ESPN gonna go after Urbz now?

Thisgonbegood.gif

 

[bucknuticus]

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...cern-about-number-of-night-games-on-the-road/

Uh oh, ESPN gonna go after Urbz now?

Hes one of them, so naw

 

[chaosblade]

Troy's kicker, lmao. A fan from the stands could probably do about as good.

 

[Slo]

Slo, this your man?

There's nothing more important to Minnesotans than this.

 

[Batjag]

Yeah, Go Jags!

Spoiler

Troy Sucks.

 

[MugiwaraCole]

Lost our backup center for the year. Injuries trying so hard to fuck us this season.

 

[Vanillalite]

Side note again

The Kansas student paper filed a freedom of information act request and the FBI confirmed they have docs but they can't release them till their investigation is over.

Supposedly it doesn't mean the BBall program was doing anything wrong, BUT the rumor is the documents directly contradict the schools original story with regards to the apparel scandal.

PS: Prominent HS coach says he sees 50 dudes getting fired before this is all over.

 

[andycapps]

Podcast will be up tonight. Didn't feel like waiting an hour for Buck's upload to finish last night.

 

[Vanillalite]

Podcast will be up tonight. Didn't feel like waiting an hour for Buck's upload to finish last night.

Spoiler

j/k

 

[andycapps]

Spoiler

j/k

Thats how I feel every Wednesday night when I just want to go to sleep and everyone else's uploads have been done within 1 minute and I've done all the editing I can do until I get his file.

Pretty sure buck has hamsters powering his router. ;p

The funny thing is we have the same internet speeds and provider but his is probably 1/3 my speed in real world.

 

[MugiwaraCole]

Thats how I feel every Wednesday night when I just want to go to sleep and everyone else's uploads have been done within 1 minute and I've done all the editing I can do until I get his file.

Pretty sure buck has hamsters powering his router. ;p

The funny thing is we have the same internet speeds and provider but his is probably 1/3 my speed in real world.

Too late, man. I demand a refund.

 

[bucknuticus]

My download speeds are fine, my upload speeds suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

[andycapps]

Too late, man. I demand a refund.

All of the money you paid is on it's way back to you.

My download speeds are fine, my upload speeds suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Stop sharing all those torrents.

 

[Vanillalite]

My download speeds are fine, my upload speeds suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Damn son.

Might be time to buy a new modern/router or else if you get one from your provider try and swap it out. You'd be surprised at how often they update those things even if they appear in the same casing.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...cern-about-number-of-night-games-on-the-road/

Uh oh, ESPN gonna go after Urbz now?

Sounds like bullshit. You're telling me guys in their teens and early 20's can't recover from getting home at "4am"? Really? Those dudes fucking probably party until the sun is coming up on some days - pretty sure they have a handle on it.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Sounds like bullshit. You're telling me guys in their teens and early 20's can't recover from getting home at "4am"? Really? Those dudes fucking probably party until the sun is coming up on some days - pretty sure they have a handle on it.

If they actually had free time, sure

 

[MugiwaraCole]

Sounds like bullshit. You're telling me guys in their teens and early 20's can't recover from getting home at "4am"? Really? Those dudes fucking probably party until the sun is coming up on some days - pretty sure they have a handle on it.

Wtf

 

[andycapps]

Sounds like bullshit. You're telling me guys in their teens and early 20's can't recover from getting home at "4am"? Really? Those dudes fucking probably party until the sun is coming up on some days - pretty sure they have a handle on it.

I can't tell if this is a legit hot take or if you're fucking with us.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

I can't tell if this is a legit hot take or if you're fucking with us.

Well, since you put it like that: totally fucking with you.

No, I know they're not going out like regular students, hence "some days." Point is I'm pretty sure they can recover coming home very late four times a season.

 

[Vanillalite]

Late game on Saturday sucks, but it's not the end of the world.

The bigger issue is games not on Saturday or Sunday for the NFL.

Anything that straight takes days away is harmful to the athletes. Plus it harms the on the field product.

I know fans might hate it, but either take away Thursday/Friday Night games or else schedule them around bye weeks for teams.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

RE: our shitty alternate unis, found this pic today:

I'm all about that shit, though gator head logo can be normal colors on the helmet and don't really need the scales on the top. But I'd love an all-blue like this.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Max Browne had shoulder surgery. Done for the year.

Rough for the kid.

Edit:

 

[MugiwaraCole]

Max Browne had shoulder surgery. Done for the year.

Rough for the kid.

Edit:

Ole Miss threw him out. He has nowhere to go.

 

[Rvaan]

Ole Miss threw him out. He has nowhere to go.

Cal could use him

 

[Sulik2]

I tried listening to the podcast last week. The Cook Out discussion was hilarious, but I couldn't make it through the entire cast because of the audio quality. You should really introduce yourselves during the intro too.

 

[bucknuticus]

I tried listening to the podcast last week. The Cook Out discussion was hilarious, but I couldn't make it through the entire cast because of the audio quality. You should really introduce yourselves during the intro too.

Was it specific users audio quality that was poor or all together? We did do intros in the past but scraped them. Always appreciate the feedback!

 

[MugiwaraCole]

I forget how much of Dabo's staff has Alabama ties.

It'll make the transition easier

 

[Sulik2]

Was it specific users audio quality that was poor or all together? We did do intros in the past but scraped them. Always appreciate the feedback!

You did no intros so I have no idea who's audio was bad. Lol.

 

[bucknuticus]

You did no intros so I have no idea who's audio was bad. Lol.

*just say it was the bama fan*

 

[perfectchaos007]

*just say it was the bama fan*

Are broadband speeds lower in the south?

 

[MugiwaraCole]

Are broadband speeds lower in the south?

You shut your mouth!

Spoiler

Its definitely worse in rural areas, but it may surprise you to hear we have large cities in the south

 

[andycapps]

Are broadband speeds lower in the south?

We record separately now so theoretically it should sound better, but lonestar still sounds like he's talking through a tin can.

I'll see what I can do about audio quality tonight. What specifically about the audio quality is bad? Levels not being equal? EQ on one specific person? Echo? Background noise?

We did intros all of last year and it ended up being a clusterfuck on the timing but maybe I'll just introduce everyone myself and have them say hey. Too late for this week since we recorded last night.

 

[Sulik2]

We record separately now so theoretically it should sound better, but lonestar still sounds like he's talking through a tin can.

I'll see what I can do about audio quality tonight. What specifically about the audio quality is bad? Levels not being equal? EQ on one specific person? Echo? Background noise?

We did intros all of last year and it ended up being a clusterfuck on the timing but maybe I'll just introduce everyone myself and have them say hey. Too late for this week since we recorded last night.

Levels were a problem everyone did sound at a different volume level and the one I hardest the hardest time with was too low and voice was tinny and distorted so I'm guessing that was lonestar.