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Chinese media dumps on popularity of Japanese toilets

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Forkball

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You gotta pick your battles China.

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BEIJING – Japan’s luxury lavatories have become the latest flash point with China, after Beijing’s state-run media launched a thunderous tirade against built-in washers and pre-warmed seats on Thursday.

The Global Times, which is affiliated with the Communist Party mouthpiece People’s Daily, devoted the editorial in both its English and Chinese editions to the subject, under the headline: “Popularity of Japanese toilet seats overstated.”

Buying Japanese toilets “makes a mockery of China’s boycott of Japanese goods,” it said.

“That Chinese tourists swamp Japanese stores at a time when the country is facing a sluggish domestic demand is certainly not something to be proud of,” it said.

The two countries are at loggerheads over the East China Sea islets which Tokyo controls and calls Senkakus and Beijing claims as Diaoyu. Both sides have repeatedly sent ships and aircraft to the area.

But despite their political differences Asia’s two biggest economies have close business ties, and roughly half a million Chinese tourists descended on Japan over this month’s Lunar New Year holiday, spending an estimated $882 million, according to Nomura Securities.

It was unclear why the Global Times focused its ire on the smallest room, but it may have been triggered by a Beijing Youth Daily article which said the seats were second only to rice cookers in popularity among Chinese tourists visiting Japan.

The high-tech bathroom accessories, often equipped with multiple water jets, hot air dryers and automatic lid raisers, are common throughout Japan and are often seen as a status symbol among the Chinese nouveau riche.

The Global Times acknowledged that the toilets’ popularity “is not accidental as they explicitly show the human touch, intelligent design and sophistication of Japanese goods.”

But it added: “World-class toilet seats are not what Chinese manufacturers aspire to make.”

Here is the actual article from the Global Times if you're interested.

Some Japanese media outlets reported that Chinese tourists spent 6 billion yuan ($959.4 million) in the country during this year's Spring Festival holidays. Chinese consumers apparently swamped Japanese stores to buy bidet toilet seats. Such news makes a mockery of China's boycott of Japanese goods over the past two years. Some Chinese people feel ashamed about this and have criticized their compatriots' obsession with foreign goods.

These Japanese toilet seats surprisingly became an issue in China recently. It appears to boost "Made in Japan" goods while abasing Chinese products. At the same time, it is almost an advertisement for Japanese toilet seats.

That Chinese tourists swamp Japanese stores at a time when the country is facing a sluggish domestic demand is certainly not something to be proud of. The popularity of Japanese toilet seats is not accidental as they explicitly show the human touch, intelligent design and sophistication of Japanese goods.

Objectively speaking, there is a huge gap between "Made in Japan" and "Made in China" products. The gap is both a driving force and a potential area for expansion for "Made in China" items.

Japan used to dominate the global household electrical appliance market, but now consumers only recognize its toilet seats or rice cookers, which demonstrates the regression of its industry. The growing popularity of Chinese household electrical appliances has gradually squeezed the sphere which used to be taken up by "Made in Japan" goods.

"Made in China" products have made more achievements than expected. They have been successful when even Chinese people didn't count on their prosperity and when they faced huge pressure from global competition. On this basis, we should have more confidence in the future of "Made in China" goods.

World-class toilet seats are not what Chinese manufacturers aspire to make. "Made in China" goods must aim for higher goals. Rising countries all started by imitating others, but true success only comes from transcending.

Chinese people who choose to shop abroad shouldn't be blamed. In the era of globalization, consumers' choices will decide everything. Nobody believes that a manufacturing powerhouse can be sustained through patriotic shopping or resisting foreign goods. The overall strength and image of Chinese-made goods still need time to grow. Nevertheless, those who support domestic goods are commendable, especially if there is no significant difference in price, quality and performance.

Countries are struggling for their favorable position in the cruel competition of globalization. Contention between Chinese and Japanese manufacturers will provide a powerful impetus to both sides.
 

pants

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World-class toilet seats are not what Chinese manufacturers aspire to make.
You go where the market is China. You'll make those damn knock off pooper comforters and be happy about it.
 

slit

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The high-tech bathroom accessories, often equipped with multiple water jets, hot air dryers and automatic lid raisers, are common throughout Japan and are often seen as a status symbol among the Chinese nouveau riche.

They forgot about the ones that also have noise makers that cover the sound of Japanese women farting.
 
For reference, the typical toilet in China:

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I had to Google how to use one as I was staring into that black abyss, having to go real bad. A complete nightmare.

The worst is when your date (or anyone else you know, for that matter) has to go use one, and all you can do is think about them squatting. Nightmare fuel.
 

Replicant

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Honestly, heated seats during summer is horrible.

Either you're a technophobe or has a bidet that's older than the one Japanese Dennys have. My friend and I could not even read the kanji and we managed to figure out how to turn that feature off within the 5 min of our first encounter with that bidet.
 

FuuRe

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They sure aren't boycotting Aoi Sora though

Also i cannot even imagine doing a big number 2 on that hole in the floor

Or imagine having a ride on that thing after heavy diarrhea

God damn...
 

Nikodemos

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There's wrong, and then there's pants-on-head stupid wrong. China is the second case.

In the immortal words of Kirk Lazarus: "You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."
 

Dabanton

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For reference, the typical toilet in China:

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Tbh that's the typical toilet across most places in asia where westerners rarely go.

I myself couldn't break out of the use of an actual toilet though,but for shitting this design does make more sense.

But the wet floors, just made my stomach turn.
 

Cheech

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Yeah, squatting is healthier than sitting when taking a dump.

In the modern world though, let's say I am conducting an all day training session in a business suit. That questionable, venue provided breakfast burrito and the Sanka I washed it down with are tying my intestines in knots.

Is there a bar over the thing where I can hang from it like an ape, so as to not cover my dress slacks in flying butt chili?
 

Log4Girlz

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Tbh that's the typical toilet across most places in asia where westerners rarely go.

I myself couldn't break out of the use of an actual toilet though,but for shitting this design does make more sense.

But the wet floors, just made my stomach turn.

The wet floors strengthen your immune system.
 

Nikodemos

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In the modern world though, let's say I am conducting an all day training session in a business suit. That questionable, venue provided breakfast burrito and the Sanka I washed it down with are tying my intestines in knots.

Is there a bar over the thing where I can hang from it like an ape, so as to not cover my dress slacks in flying butt chili?
Yeah, squatting made way more sense back when everybody was going commando under their sack-shaped robes they could simply pull up around their waists. In today's world, with half your clothes around your ankles, it's a recipe for buttspray in case of a particularly wet fart while purging the bilge.
 

NEO0MJ

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In the modern world though, let's say I am conducting an all day training session in a business suit. That questionable, venue provided breakfast burrito and the Sanka I washed it down with are tying my intestines in knots.

Is there a bar over the thing where I can hang from it like an ape, so as to not cover my dress slacks in flying butt chili?

You bring new pants. Or don't eat.

Though seriously, seats are more convenient for the modern world. It's just that our bodies didn't change with it.
 

WoodWERD

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Amazingly I have lived here a little over a year and have not had to use one. That includes a couple month long trips around SE Asia. I know the day will come, and it will be horrible. I almost wish my apartment came with one installed next to my western toilet so I could practice within arms reach of the shower.
 
I like the feel of a cool seat on my butt. Not sure I'd like a warm seat because it would always make me think "Someone else's ass was JUST here."
 
Turn it off?



False.

Are you Chinese?

No on a freezing winters day they are all kinds of right.

Fuck that.

When I sit down to take a dump I don't want it to feel as though someone else's arse just got up. Let my buttocks trick me into feeling like I'm popping this toilet's cherry.

Cool seats all the way.

I like the feel of a cool seat on my butt. Not sure I'd like a warm seat because it would always make me think "Someone else's ass was JUST here."

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Oppo

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In the modern world though, let's say I am conducting an all day training session in a business suit. That questionable, venue provided breakfast burrito and the Sanka I washed it down with are tying my intestines in knots.

Is there a bar over the thing where I can hang from it like an ape, so as to not cover my dress slacks in flying butt chili?

use this

http://squattypotty.com

simple, elegant.
 
For reference, the typical toilet in China:

squatting-toilet-in-floor-china2.jpg

I have a hip injury so I can't use squatting toilets anymore since 2 years, squatting is an impossible task for me.

I live in Asia, I basically have to hold it when I go to places where there is no western toilet. It sucks.
 

Yaponchik

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I think it was during the Olympics that i found out that in China there isn't a place to wash your hands in the bathroom, so...
 

Josh7289

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Japanese toilets are the greatest. If I ever own a house, I will own a Japanese-style toilet and a Japanese-style bath in it.
 

shink

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I had a girl in my apartment in China once who probably never used a western toilet in her life. When I went in to use it later, there were footprints on the seat....

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Haha these signs were all over my uni toilets, in Chinese and English. Probably because the building was quite new.
 
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