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Chuck Norris is dead

Comes as a surprise. He and his family are all over YouTube with health longevity ads. Sad news. Loved hearing his stories about Bruce Lee and action movies of the past.
 
Chuck Norris dead? Ah, this is the final proof I needed to realize I'm living in a virtual world because in the real world Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Death to a bloody pulp.
 
They say Chuck Norris is so tough there's no chin under his beard. There is only another fist.

RIP.
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RIP. My Grandmother loves watching Texas Ranger daily. Gonna be rough when she finds out..

Of course the purple place is raising hell because of his stuff outside of film/TV.
 
RIP. My Grandmother loves watching Texas Ranger daily. Gonna be rough when she finds out..

Of course the purple place is raising hell because of his stuff outside of film/TV.
Fuck those douchenozzles.

When Jane Fonda kicks it, just copy all their hateful shit, swap out the name, and then see their outrage and "How DARE you!"'s.
 
Of course the purple place is raising hell because of his stuff outside of film/TV.

So much generalized hatred over there. It's sad really, but some people are just filled with contempt for anyone who's different than them. 😞
 
He confessed Christ as his savior so one day Chuck and I and his family will be I the presence of God and Jesus doing some sick flying dragon kicks.

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