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Chuck Norris is dead
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Setzer
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The guy who wrote that is a clown and probably a regular poster over at the purple place since they were celebrating his death earlier.
So I fired up Silent Rage, which is basically Chuck Norris vs Michael Myers, and either I had totally forgotten all the nudity/Chuck rolling around in bed with the girl or I'd just seen this one on TV with an edited cut. But I definitely remember the biker chick flashing the fat cop so I must have had a full cut at some point. Anyway, as one of Chucks more R rated films, I think, it's a fun one as it has a bit of a sci-fi angle which is rare for Chuck.
Also watched the pilot for Walker, Texas Ranger, and he does drop a fair number of quips in that.
Hard to find the good Chuck films on a streaming service, alas. Walker is on roku but damn if its a low res version.
Also watched the pilot for Walker, Texas Ranger, and he does drop a fair number of quips in that.
Hard to find the good Chuck films on a streaming service, alas. Walker is on roku but damn if its a low res version.
An Eye for an Eye was pretty fun, watched it recently. Changes genres multiple times, has Mako and Richard Roundtree and a random extended love scene like the one you watched.
Fake
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It's so funny to see sites like Variety telling us when it's good or bad to use politics.
kevboard
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he doesn't only live, he looks about 20 years younger than he is, which is kinda insane.
freemandos
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He and Bruce Lee can meet again and have their rematch.
If there's a Heaven and Hell...then Lucifer should be very, very scared with these people together in Heaven. R.I.P, legend.
If there's a Heaven and Hell...then Lucifer should be very, very scared with these people together in Heaven. R.I.P, legend.
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John Bilbo
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Sorcerer
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EDIT: I realize my posting the video underneath my statement makes this seem like a joke post, but it seems to be true about Bob Barker being trained by Norris. Can't find any pics of the actual training though.
Bob Barker (The Price is Right) trained under Chuck for 8 years and had a Black Belt in Tang So Doo. I had no idea!!!
Man, Chuck is just one of those guys who I just thought was immortal, there before me and would be there long after me. R.I.P.
Very sad this weekend.
!!!
Bob Barker (The Price is Right) trained under Chuck for 8 years and had a Black Belt in Tang So Doo. I had no idea!!!
Man, Chuck is just one of those guys who I just thought was immortal, there before me and would be there long after me. R.I.P.
Very sad this weekend.
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Watching Eye for an Eye now and don't think I've ever seen it. Christopher frickin Lee as the bad guy!?! And I like how a cop can afford a sweet waterside condo in San Francisco
I sp love these seedy 70s/early 80s cop shows, 40-50 years later, nothing has fucking changed.BTW, tubi has a lot of his better films. In decent quality so far, and the ads are not completely obnoxious.
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DeepEnigma
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Two of the greatest of all time are now sparring again in the great beyond 
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saintjules
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I've moved on to The Octagon which is a really silly script but damn if I didn't just LOVE any and everything ninja from the 80's. Plus this film has Tracey Walter in it and Mako was in Eye for an Eye so it just tickles me pink that actors from Conan the Destroyer were also in Chuck films. And The Octagon has that funky inner Chuck monologue stuff which is very similar to Lynch's Dune. Plus the white guy n ninja school thing feels very Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow as well (but was probably first in Kung Fu).
John Bilbo
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bender
What time is it?
Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, hell goes to him.
John Bilbo
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In the image Chuck Norris beats Doomguy in the killing of the demons. The image suggests that Chuck Norris is even a bigger bad ass than the Doomguy. In a literal sense you are correct but you miss the meaning of the picture. Would you like to know more?
