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[Excess Poo Flakes]

Not only does he kick all kinds of ass, but he is also a humanitarian! Taken from his biography...

1.) Being the spokesperson for United Way, doing an eight-minute commercial, which helped bring in over two billion dollars.

2.) Veterans Administration spokesperson visiting over 12 V.A. hospitals and speaking with World War II, Korean and Vietnam War Veterans including one from World War I.

3.) Winning the 1998 Epiphany award on Walker, Texas Ranger for the best Christian program.

4.) The Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award.

5.) Actively involved with the Make A Wish Foundation for 20 years by making dreams come true for terminally ill children.

6.) BMI Music Television Award for Walker, Texas Ranger theme song, "Eyes of a Ranger".

7.) Texas Ranger Hall of Fame.

8.) Commissioned Police Officer for Terrell, Texas.

9.) Motivational speaker for many Christian ministries, such as T.D. Jakes Ministry, Trinity Broadcasting, and Bill Glass Crusade.

Man, Chuck Norris fucking rocks!

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

hell yeah!

 

[Boogie]

And your post doesn't even detail the extent of his badassery!

He was an MP in the US Air force.

He has black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do. He's also trained in Judo, karate, and Brazilian Jiu-jitsu (I think he's at least a purple belt, have heard he's a brown).

 

[Excess Poo Flakes]

And how!

From 1964 to 1968, Chuck won many State, National, and International amateur karate titles. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.

In 1968, Chuck was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame as Fighter of the Year. In 1975, he was inducted as Instructor of the Year and in 1977, Chuck received the honor of Man of the Year.

Chuck is also founder and President of United Fighting Arts Federation with over 2,300 black belts all over the world.

In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.

 

[kablooey]

Except he isn't a very good actor.

 

[TJ Bennett]

Braddock!

 

[demon]

He told me I have AIDS.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Fuckin' Chuck Norris.

 

[Ruzbeh]

He's christian *ew*.

 

[CajoleJuice]

4.) The Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award.

Huh?

 

[pollo]

-10 for those annoying infomercials he makes.

 

[karasu]

He sent me a real letter once. back when I was 17. He's a really really good guy.

 

[Matlock]

His real first name is Carlos.

 

[Ecrofirt]

He told me I have AIDS.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Suikoguy]

Well, he did at least provide us with many hillarious clips on Conan, so he can't be all that bad

 

[Particle Physicist]

i met chuck norris once. nice guy. got his autograph. its still framed and on the wall of my old room in my parents house.

 

[jenov4]

This thread needs some more Texas Walker clips, and a big :lol to demon... Aids, bwhaha!

 

[Minotauro]

Bah, his persona was forever shattered when I heard him on Sean Hannity's radio show hocking ab-rollers or some other such nonsense with his wife.

 

[tedtropy]

...AND he looks like a living Photoshop-edit.

 

[Excess Poo Flakes]

Bah, his persona was forever shattered when I heard him on Sean Hannity's radio show hocking ab-rollers or some other such nonsense with his wife.

He was hocking the total gym. And this is not a bad thing. People need to exercise more, especially if they are fat and listening to teh sean hannity show!

 

[stonedwal]

I was talking to a friend about Chuck the other day - I can't believe he's in his mid 60's, he must have some evil fountain of youth shit going.

 

[SantaC]

The only cool thing with chuck norris is his fight with Bruce Lee. I watch Walker Texas Rangers for comedy. Gotta love his somersaults and cheap punches.