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CNN.com really needs to think about their headlines more

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teiresias

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Unlike alot of this ass-backwards country that watches coverage of Schiavo, runaway-bride, and other non-news nonstop I wasn't quite prepared for the familiarity necessary to understand one of CNN.com's headlines today, so it gave me pause and I considered not clicking the link, for fear that it was worse than tubgirl:

Suspected mother of 'dog' baby arrested
 

teiresias

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ronito said:
Can anything really be worse than tubgirl?

How about being stalked by an over 40-year old, 4 foot midget that tracked you down your first semester in college and was driving around campus in a big white van asking about you to anyone he saw, then, luckily he asked your friends about you and they came and warned you to keep the fuck away from any white vans that day?

Until of course he waits until the evening and tries to get into your dorm causing a big scene.
 

ronito

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teiresias said:
How about being stalked by an over 40-year old, 4 foot midget that tracked you down your first semester in college and was driving around campus in a big white van asking about you to anyone he saw, then, luckily he asked your friends about you and they came and warned you to keep the fuck away from any white vans that day?

Until of course he waits until the evening and tries to get into your dorm causing a big scene.

Wow that happened to you too?
 

bishoptl

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teiresias said:
How about being stalked by an over 40-year old, 4 foot midget that tracked you down your first semester in college and was driving around campus in a big white van asking about you to anyone he saw, then, luckily he asked your friends about you and they came and warned you to keep the fuck away from any white vans that day?

Until of course he waits until the evening and tries to get into your dorm causing a big scene.
You are sexy catnip for the fellas, I see.
 

ShadowRed

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teiresias said:
How about being stalked by an over 40-year old, 4 foot midget that tracked you down your first semester in college and was driving around campus in a big white van asking about you to anyone he saw, then, luckily he asked your friends about you and they came and warned you to keep the fuck away from any white vans that day?

Until of course he waits until the evening and tries to get into your dorm causing a big scene.



Who was that your ex boyfriend or something?
 
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You guys crack me up. Well, I took a dwarf acquaintance of mine to a rave once. I think he ate half a disco bisket.




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