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Coincidentally, I'm a disgrace to humanity

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Ok. Sooo. Sometimes certain things are, like, really coincidental. It makes you go "what a big coincidence..." and the more and more you think about it you go like "a too big coincidence..." like, in all kinds of random stuff. Just everything. And it makes you feel as if you did some kinda discovery. Here's a good example.

I've seen this Dragonball Z movie about the father of Goku (DBZ sucks but this movie is actually pretty good) aaaaand he's called Bardock. And a couple of days later I noticed something really weird. Bardock. Notice on your keyboard how the letter 'd' and 'c' are right next to each other. So when you type his name you can type Barcock by accident. But wait! Bardock. Look at your keyboard again, you can see the letter 'o' and 'i' right next to each other! So you can also write Bardick by accident. Can you believe that shit? :lol There's probably lots more that happened to me but I can't think of them right now. What about you?
 
What a coincidence, there was another thread like this, and even then I had to take a shit, like now.
 
You don't know how many fucking times I think of a joke from a Simpsons episode, then when I switch on the TV, that's the episode that's on. Sure there are about 5 episodes of The Simpsons on various channels on any given day, but it's still freaky. It happened to me on Thursday. In my brain, over and over I kept thinking of the "President Lenny" joke, and bam, that's the episode that was on.
 
I know a coincidence, once I was thinking about how crappy life was - and just then my brother started to see Shaun of the Dead. Worst movie of 2004. Right demi? eh eh eh?
 
Ruzbeh said:
They KEYS on the Qwerty keyboard are right next to each other!!
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qwer kinda looks like queer

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This one time, I opened my eyes. And exactly that moment I could see. WOW.

Freekaay.

A more real one was when the butler said to the mother 'yo bitch where's my butter' and it was like already in his hands. He was all "Shit dog" and she was all "That's what I'm talking 'bout you freak bitch"

(I've had my fun. You can continue.)
 
El_Victor said:
I know a coincidence, once I was thinking about how crappy life was - and just then my brother started to see Shaun of the Dead. Worst movie of 2004. Right demi? eh eh eh?
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I think it's a coincidence that you're also blatantly gay.
 
This is probably the dumbest thing I've read on GAF in quite some time and, yes, I'm counting the Gaming forum.
 
there used to be a show i watched but i forgot the name... and every single time i felt like watching it and actually turning on my tv to do it....

it was always the same episode. =[
 
Macam said:
This is probably the dumbest thing I've read on GAF in quite some time and, yes, I'm counting the Gaming forum.
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*sigh* This was just a thread where people post some cool coincidental random shit not comment about my (a bit weird) example. Man. I should have just used something else but I can't remember anything but I know a lot of strangely coincidental shit that happened to me.
 
Ruzbeh said:
*sigh* This was just a thread where people post some cool coincidental random shit not comment about my (a bit weird) example. Man. I should have just used something else but I can't remember anything but I know a lot of strangely coincidental shit that happened to me.
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you like men.
 
I'll give you guys a real 'coincidence' story. That first one was plain stupid...there's many typos you can make with a zillion words...

Anyway so I'm talking to this girl at work (my old job, a while ago) and she's telling me how her boyfriend and his friends all play Street Fighter and are huge on games. Anyway, I was like, hey no way, I play loads of SF! Coincidentally, they're having an SF night later in the week, so she gives me his number.

Later, I call him up. "Hi...is this..Reid?" and he's like "yeah, who's this?". "Um, my name's Miyuru...err".

:lol, but his gf told him about me, so it was all good. He gives me his address and we hit it off quite well, playing Street and all.

Anyway about a week later I'm talking to this other guy on MSN, a friend of a friend. He's telling me "Hey so you work at the Winspear?". I'm like "yeah man" and he says "do you know this girl named Erica?".

Yeah! Erica is that Reid guy's boyfriend. Anyway, it turns out that this other guy is Reid's Godbrother.

How fucking coincidental is that? Such a small world.
 
LakeEarth said:
You don't know how many fucking times I think of a joke from a Simpsons episode, then when I switch on the TV, that's the episode that's on.
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This used to happen to me constantly. Nearly every single day, and nobody believed me.
Made me feel like a god...

It is certainly still going on, but I've stopped watching Simpsons reruns.
 
The thing is, simpsons jokes probably pass by my brain all the time, and when I see that episode is on, it reminds me that I thought about it earlier.
 
Did you ever consciously think of a Simpsons joke, and then watch it that night to see if it appeared, and then have it appear, and then go outside and try and kill people with your mind?
 
That Simpson things happens to me once in a while, it kind of neat.

As for coincidental rando stuff, it sort of happened today. I was waiting at the bus stop today with a companion in the blistering sun, the heat and air had gotten so bad by 3 pm they were given free bus rides.

As I stood there dying from the heat I turned to my companion and said, "God, this would be the perfect oppurtunity to sell cold drinks to passerbys. I could use a cold drink." About 3 minutes latter some random guy brought a cooler to sell cold bottle water to the people at the bus stop.
 
ArcadeStickMonk said:
Did you ever consciously think of a Simpsons joke, and then watch it that night to see if it appeared, and then have it appear, and then go outside and try and kill people with your mind?
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No but I should start.
 
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