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[Deleted member 1235]

My cat has a big wang.

Which is interesting, because cats wangs stay inside them like a dogs, how often would you say you see your cats wang?

 

[Wolfy]

When he humps hte other cats

 

[HAOHMARU]

To quote somebody from Hustler magazine "Its not the size of the ship, its the motion in the ocean."

 

[Blackace]

CONDOMS TOO SMALL FOR SOUTH AFRICAN MEN

The Asian condoms that the South African government distributes are too small for African penises, a national study of 350 prostitutes has found.

``Most [prostitutes] complained that these things break because they come from the Far East and they're too small for local men," University of Natal researcher Ted Leggett told the Sunday Times.

http://www.baywindows.com/news/2001/05/24/WorldNews/International.Briefs-78261.shtml

Second story from the bottom...

Well they are too small...

 

[IAmtheFMan]

Heh, I'm Korean, and glad to say well above average.

 

[StrikerObi]

I clock in at just a hair above average, assuming the average is 5.88. If we're using the 5.5 - 6.5 then I'm inside the average.

 

[Agent Dormer]

I clock in at just a hair above average, assuming the average is 5.88. If we're using the 5.5 - 6.5 then I'm inside the average.

We didn't need to know the exact size of your penis, asshole.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I always thought flaccid lenghts were in general significantly shorter than erect lengths?

Yeah, some of these guys don't seem to be getting THAT much bigger when erect. I know there is quite a difference when I'm erect.

Hmm, I've never done these exercises for length. I've done a few for control over when I actually hit orgasm, but the rest is new to me. Very interesting stuff.

 

[DopeyFish]

Well they are too small...

hell, even the XL condoms break for me :~(

 

[Grizzlyjin]

hell, even the XL condoms break for me :~(

I've always dreamt about the day I could walk into the grocery store and buy those Magnum condoms. I just want to see the look on the cashier's face.

 

[Matlock]

They don't call me "Baker's Dozen" for nothing.

I know man, you always make delicious cookies afterwards.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I know man, you always make delicious cookies afterwards.

well i gotta make up for my 4 inch pecker somehow.

 

[HAOHMARU]

Well, at least ours are not on display like Rasputin's is in some Russian museum.

****Warning****...this is a Yahoo news clipping with a graphic picture of Rasputin's wang in it.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Well, at least ours are not on display like Rasputin's is in some Russian museum.

****Warning****...this is a Yahoo news clipping with a graphic picture of Rasputin's wang in it.

Its not even connected to his body and its still bigger than that women's head. Whats the deal with that? How would an erotica musuem even get such a thing.

 

[buck naked]

My erect length is more than 3x bigger than my flaccid penis. I really don't understand how those flaccid and errect lengths could be so similar (unless they're measuring post-erect flaccidity).

 

[etiolate]

are they saying the average penis only grows a half inch to an inch from erection?

And did rasputin had a fake penis? That looks like sewn cloth.

 

[kitchenmotors]

We didn't need to know the exact size of your penis, asshole.

To be completely fair, you're a dolt for coming into a penis size thread and not expecting guys to reveal the size of their cocks. Not everyone is an uptight bitch.

 

[Spiritreaver]

Yeah, I'm with all of the vastly different flaccid sizes. My penis actually looks embarassing small flaccid, but is an inch or so above average when fully erect. So it boggles me how they got those numbers when I've read from other sites, that it's varies too much to get a serious average.

Everything else though I already knew, so nothing new to see here apparently. though, does anyone have comparisons by decade maybe? I'm curious as to how much we've grown over time.

Oh, and it's pretty bad when you get uh aroused from a topic without pictures.

 

[Mr Gump]

WTF, forgive me if i dont believe that THAT is the average size.

I mean fuck. I had a bigger one than that at age 14.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

 

[OmniGamer]

There are "grow-ers" and "show-ers"...those that a small flaccid but gain a lot of size errect, and those that are pretty big flaccid, and don't gain much when errect. I'm part of the grower crowd.

Pretty funny that you guys don't know the average is about 5.5-6.5...porn video guys aren't the average...think of all the real average joes there are out there, and a lot of them are SMALLER than the average. Kudos to striker for his real measurement.

 

[Mama Smurf]

WTF, forgive me if i dont believe that THAT is the average size.

I mean fuck. I had a bigger one than that at age 14.

It is. Or at least, around those sizes.

It's been known for ages, but people don't seem to want to accept it. In any survey I've read (and, as I've said before, as I used to be a proof reader I've come across a few of these things) where someone else measures the erection and not just you, the average comes in at about 5 1/2 inches. Durex did a survery (Durex are a condom manufacturer, I don't know if they're in the States too) where you just had to fill in a form on your own without anyone checking...online. What complete crap. Not only would people measure themselves wrong, some people would just be fucking about and let's face it, half those results probably came from giggling teenage girls. Unsurprisingly, they get much higher results, I can't remember what exactly, somewhere around 6 1/2 inches I think.

There was also a documentary on TV over here called Louis Theroux's something or other, and the guy went to a brothel in...I can't remember. A US state where it's legal. Anyway, when talking to the girls one happened to mention that the average size she saw was between 5 and 5 1/2 inches. Louis found this really hard to believe, just like a lot of you do, but the other girls backed her up. And if anyone sees a lot of cocks, it's a hooker.

Ages and ages ago there was another TV programme about this sort of thing. I don't remember anything from it, except for this one guy. He had a 2 inch penis when erect. I know, I almost still can't believe it, it's practically a clitoris (incidentally, anyone reading this who's that size, don't worry so much, he said he got laughed at initally but could still get most women to orgasm blah blah). Anyway, the point is the director or whoever actually managed to find someone with that size penis willing to talk about it, but how many thousands of others are there out there who won't talk to anyone about it, let alone on national TV?

So whoever out of you guys have huge cocks, you know what, that's great. Some women really do need the size and you're probably never going to be embarrassed about that sort of thing. But seriously, as big as you are, there are guys out there as far the other way from the average as you are above it. I'm not even sure where this perception's come from, especially as I know girls who've seen plenty of 4 inchers, and it's not like they've slept with that many guys. I guess it's a combination of porn, the fact that guys aren't in general likely to admit to having a small penis and dumbass surveys like that durex one.

 

[StrikerObi]

To be completely fair, you're an dolt for coming into a penis size thread and not expecting guys to reveall the size of their cocks. Not everyone is an uptight bitch.

Hahahahaha owned. He only said it because he's my roommate.

 

[kitchenmotors]

Average sized penis = Thumbs up!

Huge cocks are over rated!

 

[Suerte]

It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it!

Still, this thread needs some pix.

 

[darscot]

I'm above average! Does celabratory dance.

Oh shit these are not in cm, damn yanks and there imperial system.

 

[BigGreenMat]

All you idiots not understanding why the flaccid lengths are so close to the erect ones it is because the flaccid lengths are measured by stretching a flaccid penis. You can't properly measure a flaccid penis without stretching it duh!

 

[totoro'd]

nm

 

[Red Dolphin]

My erect length is more than 3x bigger than my flaccid penis. I really don't understand how those flaccid and errect lengths could be so similar (unless they're measuring post-erect flaccidity).

Yeah, I'm with all of the vastly different flaccid sizes. My penis actually looks embarassing small flaccid, but is an inch or so above average when fully erect. So it boggles me how they got those numbers when I've read from other sites, that it's varies too much to get a serious average.

There are "grow-ers" and "show-ers"...those that a small flaccid but gain a lot of size errect, and those that are pretty big flaccid, and don't gain much when errect. I'm part of the grower crowd.

I'm a grower and well into the average once "grown" lol
It can be embarassing though when initially a chick might think you are going to have a pin dick when errect but then it triples when errect and its all good..

This topic is something I doubt many ppl would discuss in real life with such ...... honesty? hah

And Rasputin's cock..........HOLY SHIT

 

[CrisKre]

I just wanted to say I love this thread.

 

[OG_Original Gamer]

Size can be important, but it depends on the partner. Some women can't handle a large penis. The biggest misconception is that size may guarantee an orgasm, there is a spot in the vagina that causes orgasms but its not in the back of the vagina its in the front end under the clit.

Women can have orgasm just as fast as men, but it depends on the rythm and the motion. Most women get orgasm by being on top, if the women knows her body she will do whats neccessary to make it happen.

 

[Hooker]

Mama Smurf, I saw that docu as well. I was in tears when that guy started talking about his 2 inch dick.

I won't go into my details as my sis also reads these forums, quite a lot actually.

 

[TaleSynz]

Size can be important, but it depends on the partner. Some women can't handle a large penis. The biggest misconception is that size may guarantee an orgasm, there is a spot in the vagina that causes orgasms but its not in the back of the vagina its in the front end under the clit.

Women can have orgasm just as fast as men, but it depends on the rythm and the motion. Most women get orgasm by being on top, if the women knows her body she will do whats neccessary to make it happen.

Somebody knows their stuff.

Honetly though. Most females I know say they can't handle anything above 7 inch's. Keep in mind that the girls that say that are rather tiny. Of course you DO get those women who love pain and want nothing under 7 inches. Not every female is the same. Some will get off on a small winky, others can and will get off on a big one.
Try not an look at Porno as an example of what size equipment you need. Most of those girls are loose as a goose anyway.