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Conker is badass!

Seriously,not buying it because the cussing is censored at first is one of the most retarded things I've ever read on here...

I'm still on the fence about getting it though,waiting to see how the online holds up after a week or so :P
 
Not buying this game based on some kind of censorship is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Who gives a shit? The childish poopy humor isn't even the best part about the game. All well, what do you expect from Xbots. Teh Mature!

LOL@ Conker in the Van Helsing costume. I dont remember that from the original.
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You're kidding, right?
 
Dr_Cogent said:
Reading is fundamental Schafer. Read the rest of my posts.

Quite frankly, I don't give a damn if you think it's stupid or not. My money. My decision.
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If i take my copy, and write FUCK on the CD...would you buy it then?
 
I had fun with the single player, the multiplayer was a bit assy the first go but I'll give it another try tonight.

The load times fucking suck however in single player. Not in length, just the fact that they're there, they break up the story way too much during cutscenes.
 
Vark said:
I had fun with the single player, the multiplayer was a bit assy the first go but I'll give it another try tonight.

The load times fucking suck however in single player. Not in length, just the fact that they're there, they break up the story way too much during cutscenes.
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There certainly are a lot of them. Luckily they do go by fast.

Nice looking game, one can't help but wonder what a true sequel would've been like.
 
FiRez said:
wow, that's weird because I don't remeber conker looking this good, with a good controller and with online mode.
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Oh the looks don't matter. And N64 controller >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Xbox Controller (S)

Online mode ain't worth another 60 bucks.
 
Roland Hood said:
Heh, I'm sure.

I haven't been following along on the development - how long did it take Rare to do this remake?
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Not long, only one console generation. If it were a completely new game, we'd have seen it on Xbox3.
 
sammy said:
It's damn crazy how unballanced the Steed is right now! (I guess 'till people figure out how to take it down..)

But I just ranked up 127 kills in a mission I spent flying the Steed the whole time ---- the next person 2nd to me only had 73 kills! :lol
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:/

Longshot- a few fully charged DU bullets or Demolisher- 3 or so homing rockets etc= dead Steed.

The weakest characters at the moment seem to be the Pilots (forgot the name), but I might screw around with them and see what I can do. I used to think the Grunts sucked as well until I started experimenting with 'em. Fully automatic machine gun setting coupled with impact explosive grenade launcher setting gives you dead everything. :lol
 
Looks like I found out how to play deathmatch in solo mode against the bots. You can go into the dumbots configuration and turn off the option for mission awareness for each particular stage. I just ran a 40 minute game against the tediz on dead beach and all the clock did was run down and it seemed to be a team deathmatch type of setting. At the end though, there was a cutscene of the commander sinking my ship, but they were ahead of me on stats, so I don't know if that is always going to happen, or if my team needs to have better stats to get a different cut scene. I am very happy that team death match is possible for 1p, as it opens the game up a whole lot more. It will make this game even funner for those without xbox live....
 
So has *anyone* finished the game once and gone back to see it unlocked?

That save I downloaded was corrupt, wouldn't let me load anything.
 
demi said:
So has *anyone* finished the game once and gone back to see it unlocked?

That save I downloaded was corrupt, wouldn't let me load anything.
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I've heard from someone who beat it already, and no, that alone does not unlock cussing.
People seem to believe you need to unlock all 6 gold medals in the MP mode.
 
demi said:
So has *anyone* finished the game once and gone back to see it unlocked?
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I finished it, but I've only been playing multiplayer since. It definitely unlocked the cursing in that mode though, cause they've been audibly swearing up a storm after I turned on potty mouth.
 
Alright, I beat single-player, but instead of unlocking uncensored Bad Fur Day, it gave me Potty Mouth on multi. Apparently, to uncensor BFD, you have to get 6 Class Medals, which you can only get on Live. Seems pretty stupid that you can't unlock something without getting online, maybe there is another way.
 
TheTurtleTitan said:
Alright, I beat single-player, but instead of unlocking uncensored Bad Fur Day, it gave me Potty Mouth on multi. Apparently, to uncensor BFD, you have to get 6 Class Medals, which you can only get on Live. Seems pretty stupid that you can't unlock something without getting online, maybe there is another way.
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I think you can get those metals in Bot-Matches --- I got one and a buncha' CP's
 
sammy said:
I think you can get those metals in Bot-Matches --- I got one and a buncha' CP's
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either way its dumb.

i mean, i didnt really complain about unlocking the cussing crap by beating the game once, thats fine with me. yea its annoying but its alright. I can deal with that. But, having to get 6 medals in multiplayer And beating single player? thats kind of lame.

oh well, I already unlocked 2 medals online last night. I am Sergeant now.
 
silver said:
Oh the looks don't matter. And N64 controller >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Xbox Controller (S)

Online mode ain't worth another 60 bucks.
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60 bucks?
N64 controller >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Xbox Controller (S)?
balls thread on OT

Oh boy, you really need to stop smoking that :lol
 
I've always wondered how focus groups and testing works. I mean, if I were to play this game for 10 minutes, the first suggestion I would make would be to get some different loading screens in there. Man, that loading screen is the PITS. What the hell is up with that? Wouldn't somebody have said SOMETHING? It would be so so so so so easy to fix... it has got to annoy everyone. Yes, I get it, I'm playing Conker Live and Reloaded, yes its from Microsoft Game Studios and Rare... thanks loading screen!
 
:lol You must get pissed at things pretty easily then...

"Grr sun still up at 8pm.. segatavis smash daylight savings time!"

On loading screens I only ever look at the loading bar/meter.
 
Loading screens area always ugly as sin .... it's just insulting when they're an advertisement for a game you already bought :lol
 
Haha, so this game really is fucking crack cocain. I broke down and bought live for this game, and have been fucking glued to it for 3 days straight. I am in *love* with the grunt. I have 70 bullets with him now, so I kick ass even without the upgrade, but the grenade launcher is easily the best gun in the game. There are so many little details to each class and level, and I find myself playing late into the night.

I thought it was broken at first, the sneekers seem mean as hell, but overall, every class seriously rocks. I haven't seen a truly unbalanced game unless it be unbalanced teams, or if somebody disables a class, powerup, or vehicles. I haven't been this into a game for a long time. Yay Conker! =)
 
sammy said:
Loading screens area always ugly as sin .... it's just insulting when they're an advertisement for a game you already bought :lol
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Seriously? What do they show? I absolutely detest that kind of shit. Totally ruins the flow of its presentation...
 
dark10x said:
Seriously? What do they show? I absolutely detest that kind of shit. Totally ruins the flow of its presentation...
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It's just a spash screen for the game, with Conker in army gear and other characters around him.
 
Honestly, I was pretty dissapointed with the single player right off the bat. Every scenario is like 'the designer wanted us the change this', with some shitty dialog that calls the game a port, and is overall just poorly done. And the loading screens *are* very irritating.

The little cutscenes aren't nearly as good imo. Somehow they messed up the presentation, with poor animations (or the same with better graphics that don't fit), muffled sound, and I hate that new font (heh minor thing).

I haven't even bothered since. But the multiplayer is hot neon sex.
 
akascream said:
Honestly, I was pretty dissapointed with the single player right off the bat. Every scenario is like 'the designer wanted us the change this', with some shitty dialog that calls the game a port, and is overall just poorly done. And the loading screens *are* very irritating.

The little cutscenes aren't nearly as good imo. Somehow they messed up the presentation, with poor animations (or the same with better graphics that don't fit), muffled sound, and I hate that new font (heh minor thing).

I haven't even bothered since. But the multiplayer is hot neon sex.
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That's after 10 mins play and you never hear that in the game....at any other places. It seems like you are the typical gamer/reviewer...writes a review/comment about the game being a port.....

And about loading the game looks awesome, and the loading is done in like 1...2 sec....
 
That's after 10 mins play and you never hear that in the game....at any other places. It seems like you are the typical gamer/reviewer...writes a review/comment about the game being a port.....
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Maybe it would have been different if I hadn't played through the game a couple times already on the 64. I'm sure it's still a great game, but the remake value wasn't motivating enough for me to keep playing. They could have done a better job imo, but it looks like they spent thier time wisely (ie. multiplayer), and it really paid off.

I love that TBS level, the one with the long hallway and 2 airlocks in the middle? I could play that map till the cows come home. =P
 
multiplayer actually gets loads better when you figure out what kind of game this is

a teamplay-based game with chaotic action and really nice effects.. also some cool weapons and abilities

Halo´s precision of control and physics are not in this game though.. lot of the time there are so many explosions going on that you don´t really know what is happening

Not nearly as good as Halo on any level, but still one of the top 5 live games.. too bad I won´t play since as a shooter Halo 2 is loads better
 
nah, more like 3 second wait. Theres something worng with your Xbox if its taking that long. My xbox is from 2001
 
Seriously, is the multiplayer fun, or is it complete crap? Because I'm looking for a new online game to jump into...I might go back to America's Army...But since my buddy can't get Battlefield 2 to run on his computer, I might buy Live & Reloaded...

So, how is the Live play?
 
If you're into stuff like AA and Battlefield you're probably not gonna like it. Its pretty much just manic action
 
Ghost said:
If you're into stuff like AA and Battlefield you're probably not gonna like it. Its pretty much just manic action
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I like stuff like Halo too...And Counter-Strike...I just like good online games, and more specifically shooters. If it's fun, I'll like it.
 
It's definately not a clickfest like most fps. There is a lot to playing each class, and it can get frantic sometimes. There is a lot of teamwork involved to complete objectives, especially against organized opponents. It is absolutely rewarding when you get a good match going, whether you win or lose.

Anyway, it is consuming (aka time travel), and a total blast. I'd recommend it to anyone that likes fun.
 
ToyMachine228 said:
Seriously, is the multiplayer fun, or is it complete crap? Because I'm looking for a new online game to jump into...I might go back to America's Army...But since my buddy can't get Battlefield 2 to run on his computer, I might buy Live & Reloaded...

So, how is the Live play?
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- think team fortress with squirrels :P
- smooth, lagfree, great graphics.. control takes a while gettings used to, but it is good
- seems very deep, a LOT of weapons, skills.. most levels have a great design...
- eventually unbalanced, hard to tell when you don´t know all the tricks
- original in many ways.. makes it damn hard too understand at first, but it gets a LOT better with time.

overall: not Halo2-quality (then again.. what is?) but still very good..
 
eventually unbalanced
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Naw, it just seems that way at first. Every class is very good, and balances out another (try disabling different classes and you will see what I mean). Definately not broken like Halo2 (omg the swords).
 
akascream said:
Naw, it just seems that way at first. Every class is very good, and balances out another (try disabling different classes and you will see what I mean). Definately not broken like Halo2 (omg the swords).
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ok i´ll take your word

but halo2 broken? :lol

tried after the patch? and besides the sword is really easy to dodge.. you just need to know how
 
SpokkX said:
ok i´ll take your word

but halo2 broken? :lol

tried after the patch? and besides the sword is really easy to dodge.. you just need to know how
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Well, I'll defer to your judgement because it sounds like you've played Halo2 a lot more than I have. In fact, I've never played it online (I just got live for conker). But in our system link games, teleporting around with the sword definately seemed broken heh.
 
akascream said:
Well, I'll defer to your judgement because it sounds like you've played Halo2 a lot more than I have. In fact, I've never played it online (I just got live for conker). But in our system link games, teleporting around with the sword definately seemed broken heh.
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PFFT.....this game is WAY more broken than halo 2 online.
 
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