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[videogamer]

While voters are moving to strengthen marriage laws, and parents are fighting to keep homosexual propaganda out of the schools, many of America's corporate titans have gone pell-mell for the rich, niche, homosexual market. In fact, the Human Rights Campaign calls corporate America "the driving wheel" of homosexual activism.

...You can also respectfully let companies know how you feel about their sponsorship of homosexual activism. It helps the most to contact local dealers, but it's also good to contact the company.

"Subaru? I always thought faggots liked VW Cabriolets. "

"Subaru must also be promoting the Aids Epidemic then."

"I thought about buying one of their wagons a few years ago until I saw the $25,000 sticker price... for a compact wagon! At that price I could buy a MUCH nicer car from a company that doesn't cater to the fudge packers."

"Shut up! Shut up shut up shut up! (Capriole hides her face in her hands) I bought a Subaru Outback station wagon a couple of years ago because it could carry my kids and a lot of our camping/reenacting/horseback riding gear, go through difficult country with some ground clearance and four-wheel-drive capability, and get much better gas mileage than an SUV that cost the same ($21.5K). And now, despite the NRA, foxhunting, and Confederate First National decals on the back, everybody thinks I'm a lesbian! AAAUGH! Guess I could always trade it in on an F-250 pickup, but then they'd be CONVINCED that I'm a lesbian. I can't win."

"New sales slogan "Subaru; The car most likely to get rear-ended in."

"Cars are not just four wheels, they make a statement. This tells us subaru=homo."

:lol I'll think twice about plastering my Prius with more stuff.

http://dailykos.com/story/2004/12/25/85023/455

 

[Incognito]

daily kos rox.

 

[videogamer]

tee hee this election turned me into such a liberal. As a "moderate", I used to think that only the stupid MSM was worth paying attention to.

Anyways off to eat dinner with my anti-gay and anti-jew extended family. :lol

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

I remember their ads featuring "Crocodile Dundee" and it never crossed my mind what he meant about exploring "The Outback". And how much he could load in the rear of it. And how it held on no matter how bumpy the road. Hopelessly naive! I never caught on!

:lol :lol

 

[MetatronM]

And now, despite the NRA, foxhunting, and Confederate First National decals on the back, everybody thinks I'm a lesbian!

Frankly, "lesbian" seems like it would be a dramatic improvement.

 

[videogamer]

tee hee some new quotes have been added by other posters there. I thought it was the libruls' job to be anti-business :lol

"Boy, am I glad I didn't buy a Subaru. (I was seriously considering it last year) I didn't know about THIS little gem. Of course, the way things are going, I wouldn't be suprised if all car companies "come out of the closet" so to speak soon enough. Sigh. And the degradation of our society continues."

"I guess another clue should have been that one of my Inlaws, a Cornell Prof who lives in Ithaca, the city of Evil, has both a Volvo and a Subaru. It can get tense on occasion since he and his wife are flaming libs. I literally have to leave the room . I once almost got out of the car at in intersection. I was ready to bash his skull in for spouting pure propoganda."

"You got to differentiate. Female homosexuals a.k.a. lesbians seem to prefer Foresters (they like cleaning out the underbrush) or Outbacks. Male homosexuals a.k.a. faggots or fairies or whatever like Mazda Miatas and I've seem some lately in those new Mini convertibles. Automakers as well as many other retailers cater to the crowds with the highest disposible incomes. Since the homo community seems to have a collective death wish, it spends like there is no tomorrow and tends to collect certain new cars."

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i drive a subaru

 

[Drinky Crow]

The WRX STi is manliest car ever made.

 

[fart]

The WRX STi is manliest car ever made.

yep, that's why i take mine to the local manhole every weekend.

 

[Shinobi]

The WRX STi is manliest car ever made.

It's also the flagship vechile of the manliest sport on the planet, the World Rally Championship.