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[Mason]

I don't usually like hamburgers, but today Mary Ellen bought a George Foreman Grill and she wanted to try it out for dinner tonight. She did all the cooking, but let me tell you she looked so beautiful when she cooked. I told her I loved her and she said she loved me too so I thought about kissing her but we decided to wait until we’re ready.

So the crazy thing is: about halfway through cooking the burgers, the grill started to spark! We thought it was going to catch on fire, but luckily we put the fire out with water. It made a lot of steam and Mary Ellen laughed so I took 30 pictures and I’ll put them in this thread as soon as I can because she’s the most beautiful girl in the world and I love her.

Anyway, she finished up the burgers on the regular grill, and they were really good. I think I might actually like hamburgers now just because Mary Ellen makes them taste so good. Awesome.

So does anybody else like hamburgers?

 

[Ferrio]

That picture is an instant classic.

So I guess it's photoshop little miss into as many pictures as possible time!

 

[Nos_G]

ROFLMAO...

pwned.

 

[shoplifter]

holy shit...

 

[Desperado]

LMFAO

oli, YOU GOT SERVED!

 

[StrikerObi]

I enjoy Bubba Burgers, as far as pre-formed frozen burgers. They are very tasty.

Also, funny thread.

 

[goodcow]

Mi familia.

 

[Desperado]

WHERE ARE THE OTHER 29 PICTURES?!

 

[Willco]

I'm not worthy!

 

[Dreamfixx]

lol, so true

 

[Deleted member 1235]

damnit. I thought I was gonna get an oppurtunity to discuss the greatness of the george forman grill. which is great.

 

[Willco]

STICKY STICKY!

 

[fart]

holy shit does that size george forman grill really exist?

 

[Wario64]

 

[shoplifter]

STICKIED!!! WOOT

 

[Triumph]

Incredible, simply incredible.

Mason deserves a tag of some sort, he is my new Hero.

 

[Belfast]

I enjoy Bubba Burgers, as far as pre-formed frozen burgers. They are very tasty.

Also, funny thread.

Good god, a box of Bubba Burgers is like a deathtrap.

 

[Lambtron]

holy shit does that size george forman grill really exist?

It would appear so!

Mason gets 2 thumbs up.

 

[JackFrost2012]

I am terrifying my coworkers by my stifled giggles after reading this thread.

 

[Ferrio]

 

[Wario64]

ahahahaha

 

[Lambtron]

FINGERCUFFS?!

 

[yoshifumi]

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hahahahahaha awesome

 

[Fifty]

Hilarious!

 

[Belfast]

Sooo....are you guys forming an emo band?

 

[fart]

looks like she's praying to the magazine that ferrio doesn't eat her. you know because he's FAT, AM I RITE?

 

[Rorschach]

ROTF this thread rocks.

So does anybody else like hamburgers?

LOL and LOL @ Mary Ellen

 

[Lambtron]

looks like she's praying to the magazine that ferrio doesn't eat her. you know because he's FAT, AM I RITE?

DUDE THAT'S ENDUST.

Lots of people have prayed to Endust, I still ate them.

ALL WE FATTIEST DO IS EAT PEOPLE AND FRIES AND CREAM PUFFS WTF OH HEY YEAH I'LL EAT THAT EXTRA PIZZA.

 

[Socreges]

I feel like I've been ripped off.

Mine didn't have awesome pictures, though!

 

[Mason]

I feel like I've been ripped off.

Mine didn't have awesome pictures, though!

LOL, I already had this halfway typed when I saw your post in that one thread, hence why I said something like, "I'm glad you said it so I don't have to."

But I decided to finish it and post it anyway.

 

[Socreges]

Fair enough then. After all, there can never be too many rips on olimario...

 

[IJoel]

Hilarious!

 

[SSGMUN10000]

Classic!

 

[Docpan]

Indeed.

 

[Mason]

Well my mom made me come home for the night but I couldn't stand being away from Mary Ellen, so I logged into her webcam to see what she was up to. I can't believe my eyes, look what she was doing!!

I guess she had to get it from somewhere, but I am seriously mad!

 

[fart]

DUDE THAT'S ENDUST.

Lots of people have prayed to Endust, I still ate them.

ALL WE FATTIEST DO IS EAT PEOPLE AND FRIES AND CREAM PUFFS WTF OH HEY YEAH I'LL EAT THAT EXTRA PIZZA.

MORE CUSHIN FOR THE PUSHIN

 

[Mike Works]

Buddy is a busy guy these days.

And for the curious, here are all the source images I used to make the picture

 

[Diablos]

hahaha, this thread is great.

 

[SyNapSe]

LMAO, this is facking great! Gary-ton4lyfe!

 

[heavy liquid]

Instant classic!

 

[belgurdo]

lol

 

[sprsk]

i approve.

 

[Escape Goat]

i like hamburgers

 

[jenov4]

Haha thats classic!

 

[Phoenix]

Ominous Voice: It is the broodwich! Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman; Cheese, boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six hundred and sixty six separate meats from an animal that has maggots for blood!
Master Shake: I tasted mustard.
Voice: Yeah, Dijon mustard.
Shake: Well, how come no bacon?
Voice: Bacon is extra!
Shake: You call this a sandwich? You don't have bacon on it!
Voice: There are no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon a bed of evil. and lettuce. BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE!!!

 

[Zilch]

Could someone post the source pics of Olimario/his girlfriend? Thanks.

 

[calder]

I have no idea what this thread is about, and as a result the hilarity it's inducing in others kinda pisses me off. :\

 

[Willco]

I have no idea what this thread is about, and as a result the hilarity it's inducing in others kinda pisses me off. :\

You need to read Olimario's threads. One where he announces his undying love for his new girlfriend and the one that's not too far down about his creepy neighbor aka stupid excuse to brag about his girlfriend.

Hilarity ensued!

 

[pollo]

now we need a bathtub, an angry mom, and a maid to add to that picture

 

[Guzim]

At first I thought this thread was going to be about hamburgers, but instead, it's something better.