Corey Feldman's new music video, "Ascension Millennium"

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I watched it. It definitely put a smile on my face.

An awkward smile of embarrassment... for Corey. And for me for watching that. That was terrible.
 
I've saw Feldman play live before at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. It was interesting to say the least, but the dude seems to enjoys what he's doing so I can't hate on him.
 
What is he so mad about? His household and this wondrous sounding ascension Millennium seem like they'd make you happy. But he's making Max Payne face.
 
Keep doing your thing, Feldman. Keep on.


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Every time I see this now I think of the Dean from Community when I see Stern.
 
I could have never guessed how bad that would be.

Wow. Objectively terrible. At first I thought I was missing a meta joke...and then it kept going managing to be both boring and terribly shot without being funny ;-(


Wow.
 
if you think he's trying to focus on his great comeback, I think he's probably in on the joke.

Those half gloves were legit awesome.
 
Those half gloves were legit awesome.

I thought he was making some metaphorical 'if the gloves dont fit you must acquit reference...or something....they were stupid looking gloves.


How is he making money these days? He can't be making that much on royalties? and he's not working, or making money in music (likely the opposite)..
 
WTF did I just watch?

1. He dresses and acts like MJ after all these years?
2. Samwise was in it?
3. He couldn't get his gloves on, they were falling off as he was walking around.
4. To make his little place look big he walked around it back tracking many times.
5. He is in good shape for his age, but his face looks much older than his body.
6. He looks like a midget, maybe 5'1"
7. To prove he has a TV, he sat down in front of it for 10 seconds?
8. He can't sing.

Edit: Poorly lit and poorly framed video.
 
How is he making money these days? He can't be making that much on royalties? and he's not working, or making money in music (likely the opposite)..


I believe he was a lot more wise with his money (and he made a LOT) than other child actors.
He also does a lot of garbage straight to DVD movies (7 just for this year alone) that, although not making him massive income individually, simply add up with smart spending and investing.

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either that or he has a treasure chest of MJ "hush-hush" money that he can pull from until the end of his moon-walking days.
 
Were the small gloves a fashion thing?

It was cool that it was done it what seemed to be one take, kind of thing. (I know it wasn't)
 
WTF did I just watch?

1. He dresses and acts like MJ after all these years?
2. Samwise was in it?
3. He couldn't get his gloves on, they were falling off as he was walking around.
4. To make his little place look big he walked around it back tracking many times.
5. He is in good shape for his age, but his face looks much older than his body.
6. He looks like a midget, maybe 5'1"
7. To prove he has a TV, he sat down in front of it for 10 seconds?
8. He can't sing.

Edit: Poorly lit and poorly framed video.

just think of it all as social commentary.

Were the small gloves a fashion thing?

It was cool that it was done it what seemed to be one take, kind of thing. (I know it wasn't)

the gloves are a thing

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Sean Astin doesn't ever turn down the smallest and shittiest of roles, ever. Maybe they're still great friends from the Goonie days, but this is a favor I wouldn't do.
 
I hope that he isn't romantically linked to the girl in the bed. She has a c-section scar. Corey being/acting like a father scares the shit out of me.

Corey's a weird one in the sense that he seems to be completely self-aware of what a fuck up he was and is clued onto most of the demons aspects child actors have. But then he's completely unaware of his own lack of talent.
 
It speaks volumes about the current state of music videos where a video like isn't really all that weird compared to the post-Lady Gaga bizarro world we live in now.
 
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