i walked into math class one day, probably sophmore or junior, and this there was this huge goth kid who would sit next to me. You know, those guys that look EXTRA goofy in their goth clothes because they are like 6'4" and 300lbs. Anyway, i was sort of knew him, we weren't friends or anything, but he was pretty fucking annoying so i didn't really like him. On this particular day, he had an issue of Rolling Stone sitting on his desk with Billy Corgan on the cover, and as i walked in to sit down i simply commented something to the effect of "HA WHO IS THAT BALD BITCH!?!", knowing full well who he was, and just trying to antagonize the guy, and without a second of hesitation, he punched me square in the side of the head. I tried swinging back but inevitably did what anyone would do when facing up against a giant ass mofo like him, which was to (try, failingly) to slap that fat bitch in a chokehold, Leia on Jabba style. Once the teacher yelled at us to quit, both of us sort of embarassingly stopped and were sent to the office to talk to a dean. We both sat there in the office waiting for about a half hour, and when nobody showed up to talk to us we agreed to just get out of there and never speak of that shit again...until today.
