Corny idiot Adam Levine wants to name his new baby after the woman he cheated with

I thought he preferred the company of men. I learned something new today.
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10000% thought this guy was gay af.

And that concludes my celebrity gossip segment. Tune in tomorrow for my expert opinion on the ex wives of hip hop legend and style icon Ja Rule.
There are those in Hollywood who make stars look like womanizers to cover up the fact they do not prefer the opposite sex. Better to be seen with loads of women than be seen as a powerbottom while trying to promote an action movie.
 
smokeshow. i mean i don't condone cheating on your pregnant wife, but if i were a multimillionaire music chad it must be hard to just turn stuff like this down.
Exactly what I was going to say.

It must be reaally freaking hard to turn down some of these girls when you are famous, no matter how much you may love your partner.

Sometimes more than a month on the road away from home, and girls like these trying to get into your pants all the time ...

Never cheated my girlfriend, never will, but it's much easier to remain faithful when being a nobody
 
Nice home, shitty people:




"They're so compatible, it's such a rarity even for married couples. Beautiful home too, God bless x"
 
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Is this wife the one that was in the animals music video?

Maybe he was more of an honest songwriter then we thought?
 

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seriously i know it's morally wrong to cheat no matter what but is there a point where the person in question is so fucking hot that it's almost impossible to say no? where biology just takes over? i mean his wife is fine too but jesus just look at her
 
Is there a Maroon 5 fan in 2022?

49 million monthly Spotify listeners. 4 of the top 5 over a billion streams and they are within the last 10 years. You could say that they are "popular".

Songs About Jane is their best album and work by a long shot imo.
 
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I think the only thing that is shocking to me is just how bad your game can be when you're rich and famous like Adam Levine. He texts like a NeoGaffer talking about the newest PlayStation 5 game. Lol.

"Holy fuuccckkkk the graphics of this new game holy fuckkkkk hahaha."

Any other guy that texts crap like that five times in a row would get ghosted for sure.
 
I'm sure there was a prenup in there. Just because they are married doesn't give her license to half of everything he's ever earned. Heck, in a lot of states you don't even need a pre-nup to not get completely wrecked.
 
I think the only thing that is shocking to me is just how bad your game can be when you're rich and famous like Adam Levine. He texts like a NeoGaffer talking about the newest PlayStation 5 game. Lol.

"Holy fuuccckkkk the graphics of this new game holy fuckkkkk hahaha."

Any other guy that texts crap like that five times in a row would get ghosted for sure.

It's common af on Insta for guys to slide into DM's saying that. Any post with cleavage or thigh is going to blow the phone up. It's hilarious that Adam Levine is just as pathetic as the rest of the simps.
 
This feels like a dare he made with his buddies and lost....hard.

That name is waaaaaay too rare to just be a coincidence. I wonder what penance he has to make to his wife at this level. A vacation home in Fiji? A penthouse overlooking Central Park?
 
This feels like a dare he made with his buddies and lost....hard.

That name is waaaaaay too rare to just be a coincidence. I wonder what penance he has to make to his wife at this level. A vacation home in Fiji? A penthouse overlooking Central Park?

50% of his income
 
Ya but how do you sleep at night knowing that's the mother of your children? I'm pretty sure anyone can get away with it. I wouldn't call Adam an Alpha male either.
Men like Levine are in incredible abundance with females, so they can typically circumvent any sentimentality towards women.
Women are just play toys to them.
See also: Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Men like Levine are in incredible abundance with females, so they can typically circumvent any sentimentality towards women.
Women are just play toys to them.
See also: Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Ya but my "really" was to why you don't see the problem. I know why they do it. Then again you gotta ask your mom to play video games so I guess that's where your mentality comes from
 
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Men like Levine are in incredible abundance with females, so they can typically circumvent any sentimentality towards women.
Women are just play toys to them.
See also: Leonardo DiCaprio.
To be fair to Leo (like he cares), that guy A. ain't marrying any of these women, and B. isn't having kids with them either (that I'm aware of).

And Leo isn't really a macho action type actor that I would suspect of trying to hide his homosexuality behind a series of beards, so I just gotta think that guy just loves the young poon and revels in it the "right" way.
 
Leo doesnt marry a woman and then knock her up with three kids. He always dumps them before they turn 25 before they can start looking to get into a long term relationship that could turn into a marriage with kids.

It's refreshing how upfront he is about his intentions unlike this simp who is lusting after random women on the internet.

Oh and if he has to hit up girls on instagram then he probably doesnt have groupies lusting after him in real life like all the other rockstars.
 
I think the only thing that is shocking to me is just how bad your game can be when you're rich and famous like Adam Levine. He texts like a NeoGaffer talking about the newest PlayStation 5 game. Lol.

"Holy fuuccckkkk the graphics of this new game holy fuckkkkk hahaha."

Any other guy that texts crap like that five times in a row would get ghosted for sure.
It can be shocking, but the thing is he doesn't really need any game. He blew past all that by becoming rich and famous. And he never had to learn.

It's more than enough for a hook-up.

A lot of rich and famous people seem to stop maturing, once they have everyone wiping their ass for them. And it makes poetic sense.
 
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When you thought you were cute but Adam Levine hasn't slide into your DM's yet

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Lol I'm sure a lot of bullshit gets spread by people who want to be part of the "he hit on me club" in all circles, when you think about it. Better imply that you were also creeped on, or you're going to feel less attractive than your peers.
 
When you thought you were cute but Adam Levine hasn't slide into your DM's yet
I wonder how many times these guys fell for a filter effect and then at the meet-up....."WHOA! What happened to your FACE!!"

Filters should be A. IDed on the pic/viedo and B. able to be removed by the viewer. That shit is straight toxic.
 
:messenger_grinning: You hillbillies trying to have a serious discussion about this are wild.
I don't know what to say..

These celebrity types live in a completely different world.

Then again you gotta ask your mom to play video games so I guess that's where your mentality comes from
True enough.
Now that I think about it, she was supposed to be making me some tendies today, also.
 
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When you thought you were cute but Adam Levine hasn't slide into your DM's yet

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You are joking, but chances arent that slim

With soccer players? Chances are huge.

I've seen Neymar in screenshots from so many different DMs. But he is not an exception: any girl with 20k or so followers will have some famous soccer player on her DM, I garantee

It's crazy how thirsty even famous people are.
 
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