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[Willco]

I have never shared this with you all, but we were talking about births and whatnot in IRC, and #ga seemed to find it amusing.

Despite my folks best efforts, I was conceived. I'm talking both the pill and condoms. My birth took all of three days, with my mother in labor that extended period of time, as the cord was wrapped around my neck. Doctors attached two attenae to my head to monitor my health conditions, and cut them off when I came out. When I emerged, I was slightly blue due to lack of oxygen, and had two wires sticking out of my skull. It were as if I was some kind of demon baby.

After all this time, between my moonlighting job as a guy who culls the local drifter population and general forum menace, could it be that I am really the son of the Devil?

 

[Totz]

After all this time, between my moonlighting job as a guy who culls the local drifter population and general forum menace, could it be that I am really the son of the Devil?

Sure, why not?

 

[Beezy]

...

Go to sleep.

 

[Willco]

...

Go to sleep.

I do not sleep.

 

[Jive Turkey]

When I emerged, I was slightly blue due to lack of oxygen, and had two wires sticking out of my skull. It were as if I was some kind of demon baby.

Pics?

 

[Willco]

Pics?

Actually, my father might have some. I'll ask for all you guys before he moves out.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

Nah, God probably just hates your parents

 

[Willco]

Nah, God probably just hates your parents

... because I'm the Anti-Christ?

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

Maybe you're the son of the Anti-Christ

 

[Kevtones]

I do not sleep.

this thread suck but that was damn funny:lol

 

[Hitman]

You have to be popular and well respected to be the antichrist.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Would that mean White Man = Jesus?

 

[Willco]

You have to be popular and well respected to be the antichrist.

I am still young. I am popular and well respected within the online Spider-Man homoerotic fan fic community.

 

[Fresh Prince]

What if you were Christ? The immaculate conception. And those two wires were there so you could communicate with God?

 

[Totz]

I am still young. I am popular and well respected within the online Spider-Man homoerotic fan fic community.

Well, you gotta start somewhere

 

[Willco]

What if you were Christ? The immaculate conception. And those two wires were there so you could communicate with God?

But I've led a troubled life! Surely, someone who has been involved with as much sin and debauchery as I would not be the reincarnation of Christ!

 

[Der Kommisar]

You aren't cool enough to be the anti-christ!

 

[Ecrofirt]

So you're telling me the anti-christ likes Bruce?

That's pretty much the most awesome thing ever.

 

[Beezy]

this thread suck but that was damn funny:lol

I couldn't think of a good reply to that.

 

[Willco]

You aren't cool enough to be the anti-christ!

If I'm the Anti-Christ, I promise you'll pay for such comments. Pay dearly. Pay with the souls of your loved ones and stuff.

Spoiler

If I'm not, I take it back, please like me!

 

[Ecrofirt]

And the 'Skins?

My friend, I like where your Anti-Christing head is at.

 

[Jive Turkey]

But I've led a troubled life! Surely, someone who has been involved with as much sin and debauchery as I would not be the reincarnation of Christ!

Making up for more than 2000 years of lost time maybe?

 

[Fresh Prince]

But I've led a troubled life! Surely, someone who has been involved with as much sin and debauchery as I would not be the reincarnation of Christ!

False Prophet then?
The herald for the one to come.

 

[Willco]

As your new Anti-Christ, I promise infinite Super Bowl Championships for your Washington Redskins, a full time Bruce Campbell cable network, free porn for starving kids and 1 cent beer on Tuesdays (between 4PM and 7PM).

A vote for me is a vote for eternal damnation!

 

[etiolate]

3 days for Jesus

3 days labor for Will

Jesus traveled to Jerasulem home of the jewish people

Will traveled to Hollywood home of the jewish people

 

[White Man]

Pfft, Willco has never even dug up a grave. And real Anti-Christs wouldn't blow their cover by being blatant Republitools.

 

[Kevtones]

I couldn't think of a good reply to that.

This says everything you wanted to say, but couldn't:

 

[Jewbacca]

If I'm the Anti-Christ, I promise you'll pay for such comments. Pay dearly. Pay with the souls of your loved ones and stuff.

Spoiler

If I'm not, I take it back, please like me!

I like you.

Can I be your Anti-Christ minion?

After all I am a jewish wookie... it would make sense.

 

[Jive Turkey]

As your new Anti-Christ, I promise infinite Super Bowl Championships for your Washington Redskins, a full time Bruce Campbell cable network, free porn for starving kids and 1 cent beer on Tuesdays (between 4PM and 7PM).

Jesus who? Eternal soul what?

 

[kablooey]

Did anyone ever suspect that you weren't the Anti-Christ?

 

[Willco]

All Jews allowed and this time they can't throw us into camps! The only camps my Jewish minions will be in is summer camp! Dodgeball, Ecto Cooler-flavored Hi C and free Lunchables for everyone!

Let's get this thing started!

 

[Fresh Prince]

3 days for Jesus

3 days labor for Will

Jesus traveled to Jerasulem home of the jewish people

Will traveled to Hollywood home of the jewish people

:lol

But who will bertray him?

 

[White Man]

:lol

But who will bertray him?

Rumor has it there are a couple of mods ready to toss it into his man-hole.

 

[Willco]

If you ban me, I'll come back twice as strong. Did you not learn you lesson from Omen III starring Sam Neill?

 

[Kevtones]

But who will betray him?

 

[Willco]

That's impossible! Bruce and I are like two peas in a pod!

 

[Jewbacca]

Can you help me get rid of this axe i keep seeing coming down on me... I think the mods hate jews.

 

[White Man]

Can you help me get rid of this axe i keep seeing coming down on me... I think the mods hate jews.

I like you. You're crotch-boy. You're good with the White Man!

 

[Der Kommisar]

It is propecia'cized that the anti-christ can play the fiddle, I don't think you meet this requirement.

 

[Willco]

The mods both fear and hate the Jews. We are powerful and capable of great litigation, so they may torment us, but they know we are the protectors of the world's gold (as well as hasidic leprechauns).

 

[Polari]

I'm not saying you're not annoying, but the Anti-Christ is taking it a bit far.

 

[Fresh Prince]

Can you help me get rid of this axe i keep seeing coming down on me... I think the mods hate jews.

One of them is called White Man after all.

Edit: Too Late

 

[Kevtones]

That's impossible! Bruce and I are like two peas in a pod!

That is why it is the great betrayal. Sorry to spoil it but please try to act surprised when it happens.

 

[Willco]

Bruce Campbell must die, so that I shall live? I do not know if I can go through with this.

 

[Ichirou]

I have never shared this with you all, but we were talking about births and whatnot in IRC, and #ga seemed to find it amusing.

Despite my folks best efforts, I was conceived. I'm talking both the pill and condoms. My birth took all of three days, with my mother in labor that extended period of time, as the cord was wrapped around my neck.

That explains why your head is so big (figuratively and literally speaking)! It's the Mr. Mackey effect! M'kay?

 

[Christopher]

all this because of your opinions on movies...?

 

[Beezy]

This says everything you wanted to say, but couldn't:

That pic will never get old. :lol

 

[Fresh Prince]

That explains why your head is so big (figuratively and literally speaking)! It's the Mr. Mackey effect! M'kay?

You will not slay him!

 

[Ristamar]

Eh, I don't know. You look a little too soft to be the anti-christ.

 

[Jive Turkey]

That explains why your head is so big (figuratively and literally speaking)! It's the Mr. Mackey effect! M'kay?

Either that or he could just be Irish. Everybody I know who's Irish has a freakishly large noggin...Myself included.