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[Willco]

Eh, I don't know. You look a little too soft to be the anti-christ.

But I'm hard where it counts!

 

[Ichirou]

Say, wait...

If Willco is the Antichrist, what does that make CrystalGemini? The Whore of Babylon?

 

[Kevtones]

But I'm hard where it counts!

3 inches of madness doesn't count! oh deep burn

 

[CajoleJuice]

oh deep burn

 

[bud]

I do not sleep.

there you go.

 

[Wafflecopter]

shallow and pedantic

 

[Zaptruder]

Willco is much more of a desperate attention seeking sad sack then any sort of antichrist.

 

[Jacobi]

I can assure you you are not the Anti-Attention Whore.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

Oh Great, finally a contender: I'm reborn Jesus, i presume, born on the 24th of December and dozens of operations within my first half hour of life, too.

Okay, no weird Metalsticks in the head, though, but my esophagus and my (damn english!) bronchial tube (???) were grown thogether.

FEARED NOW, WILCO?

 

[Learn2read]

All Jews allowed and this time they can't throw us into camps! The only camps my Jewish minions will be in is summer camp! Dodgeball, Ecto Cooler-flavored Hi C and free Lunchables for everyone!

Let's get this thing started!

Nice try, no dice.

 

[Callo Merlose]

I was born with the same conditions, just sans wires on my head. I also had something wrong with my heartbeat, but I'm just fine. Yes, it's true. I'm not Wonder Woman. I have a belly button.

 

[Willco]

So I most kill you to assume total power, like in that hit movie, The One?

 

[Callo Merlose]

Why you gotta be like that for? huh? It's true what they say about you. You think you're really bruce campbell? You think you're the person in you're avatar? Evil Ash, right? Tough guy. This is why things don't work out for you. You always play the victim. You do it to yourself, you know that? You do it to yourself. Just... leave me alone, alright? Go away, you bother me. Log out, log back in. Take a breather.

 

[Willco]

Why you gotta be like that for? huh? It's true what they say, you're just like Evil Ash, you know? This is why things don't work out for you. You do it to yourself, you know that? You do it to yourself. Just... leave me alone, alright? Go away, you bother me.

Sorry, I demand your blood. Jewbacca, my Hebrew minion, will take care of you!

 

[Lucky Forward]

Despite my folks best efforts, I was conceived. I'm talking both the pill and condoms... When I emerged, I was slightly blue due to lack of oxygen, and had two wires sticking out of my skull.

Sounds like your folks used the pill, condoms, and an IUD.

 

[Manics]

You have a deep, underlying loving nature to you, so you can't be the anti-Christ.

 

[Callo Merlose]

Why you gotta bring race into this, huh? Why's it gotta come to that, huh? You know, you bring your people down. "Oy, I'm a victim! It's 'cause I'm jewish!" No, ok? Will. Will. Will. You're being glib. The problem here is you don't know the history of the jewish people. I know the history of the jews. You're just masking the problem. You don't know anything.

 

[Willco]

Why you gotta bring race into this, huh? Why's it gotta come to that, huh? You know, you bring your people down. "Oy, I'm a victim! It's 'cause I'm jewish!" No, ok? Will. Will. Will. You're being glib. The problem here is you don't know the history of the jewish people. I know the history of the jews. You're just masking the problem. You don't know anything.

Don't use your silver tongue on the son of the Devil, please.

 

[shuri]

I can assure you you are not the Anti-Attention Whore.

:lol

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

a full time Bruce Campbell cable network

Where do I sign up, my Lord?

 

[Raven.]

I have never shared this with you all, but we were talking about births and whatnot in IRC, and #ga seemed to find it amusing.

Despite my folks best efforts, I was conceived. I'm talking both the pill and condoms. My birth took all of three days, with my mother in labor that extended period of time, as the cord was wrapped around my neck. Doctors attached two attenae to my head to monitor my health conditions, and cut them off when I came out. When I emerged, I was slightly blue due to lack of oxygen, and had two wires sticking out of my skull. It were as if I was some kind of demon baby.

I've had a similar case, only it goes back for a few generations(with several of my ancestors having trouble getting into this world or surviving.).

Though I'm not malevolent, I can be very persuasive... and I'm only getting better at it

 

[Willco]

Wait, you're not actually Raven from Teen Titans, are you?

 

[ronito]

Could I be the Anti-Christ?

Well, you are staunchly conservative....so you got that going for you.

 

[Willco]

Well, you are staunchly conservative....so you got that going for you.

I am not a staunch conservative, and I am beginning to come around.

 

[Raven.]

Wait, you're not actually Raven from Teen Titans, are you?

:lol

 

[PhoenixDark]

I have never shared this with you all, but we were talking about births and whatnot in IRC, and #ga seemed to find it amusing.

Despite my folks best efforts, I was conceived. I'm talking both the pill and condoms. My birth took all of three days, with my mother in labor that extended period of time, as the cord was wrapped around my neck. Doctors attached two attenae to my head to monitor my health conditions, and cut them off when I came out. When I emerged, I was slightly blue due to lack of oxygen, and had two wires sticking out of my skull. It were as if I was some kind of demon baby.

After all this time, between my moonlighting job as a guy who culls the local drifter population and general forum menace, could it be that I am really the son of the Devil?

That explains your republican mentality.