CountryGAF: Toby Keith is coming to town!

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ManaByte

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They just announced it to San Diego this week:

Coors Amphitheatre, Chula Vista, CA
Sun, Sep 17, 2006 07:30 PM

Tickets go on sale Saturday morning at 10:00am and I missed Willie when he played at one of the Indian Casinos here because I had to work, so I am definitely NOT missing this.
 
Kung Fu Jedi said:
Tell Toby the road runs all the way through town, and he should probably keep driving.

I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and passed him around
The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in
Was I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus, the Honey Suckle Rose
The party was Vegas it was after the show.
Alone in the front lounge with just me and him,
With one parting puff grim creeper set in.

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passing the guitar and telling good jokes
I know ones a-comin' cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again

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His concerts are all about the Bus Songs
 
Is he driving into town in his Ford truck to sing me songs about his love affair with Harrah's casino. I heard he wrote a new song called "I got the fever for the flavor of your lovin'" and licensed it out "coincidentally" to Pringles. Save the money on the concert and watch TV instead, you'll hear most of his songs in commercials.

Guy is the Britney Spears of country.
 
You San Diegans are lucky folks. Don't take a date tho she'll just fall for Toby and ignore you.
 
Guileless said:
You San Diegans are lucky folks. Don't take a date tho she'll just fall for Toby and ignore you.

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I am a native Texan, and I feel I qualify to apologize for country music...

I Apologize.

There I've done it... I feel better.
 
Toby Keith Looks like a burn victum with a little blonde boys (add a little bit of pedo... BANG) pubic hair on his face...
 
YAH! Got my ticket. Good seats are almost sold out but I managed to get in section 202 which is basically in the middle of the amphitheater.

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Just got back from the concert, it was awesome.

The opening act was the second act Toby signed to his label, Rushlow Harris:
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After that Joe Nichols came out for about thirty minutes:
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When he sang "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" a girl in the front removed most of her clothes and he hooked the bra to the end of his guitar. :lol

Then Toby came out, and the place went nuts:
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After a few songs, he brought out Lindsey Haun who was the first person he signed. They sang the duet title song from their movie Broken Bridges:
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Then he had her sing her single:
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Toby did two encores. After the first one, the crowd was wondering why he didn't do American Soldier or Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue (The Angry American) since San Diego was a big military town and nearly half of the audience had some kind of military connection. But for the second encore he came out and did both songs, saluted the troops in the audience, and thanked them for their service:
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