Buddy of mine emailed me this text-to-speech thing from the Skittles webite. I pissed my pants laughing. Check it out:
http://oddcast.skittles.com/skittles_host.php?door=84&cl=22&AID=1
http://oddcast.skittles.com/skittles_host.php?door=84&cl=22&AID=1