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[Santo]

So far I don't have MUCH but I do have:

huge/comfy bed
nice desk setup with desktop
huge "mammoth" couch
plasma tv + glass tv stand + cable + videogame systems/dvds
some bar stools

I could obviously get a lot more stuff but my space is somewhat limited. Please send me links to good stuff, be it art for the walls or just other useful things that may attract the females as a cool place to hang.

price isnt really a concern, obviously im not dropping 5k on a little painting for my junior apartment, but im pretty flexible.

 

[Wendo]

You're 20? And you can afford a plasma tv + glass tv stand?

 

[Santo]

Yes. and i can also afford a new GF. so hook up some suggestions!

 

[Prince of Space]

Make sure to deck the walls with anime wallscrolls.

 

[BlackMage]

a foldout bed on every wall in every room.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

Have a woman come in and decorate your bathroom(s). This is the most important part of the home to a woman from what I know. If you get it to look masculine (but nice) that will do a lot for you.

PS - If you HAVE to have poster please frame them. You want the woman to feel like she has to "class up" to be on your level.

 

[psycho_snake]

Put a mirror on the ceiling just above your bed and also make a bar. My friend has one at his house with a pool table, a big sound system and a dart board witb a swimming pool just outside that area. Obviously you cant get the swimming pool but get the rest, not only would that kick ass but it will also make a good place to make love. Get you and the girl drunk and then do it on the pool table

 

[Error Macro]

Tape up some crack cocaine on the walls. Them bitches will be at your pad in no time.

remember

that's CRACK COCAINE ON THE WALLS

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

Tape up some crack cocaine on the walls. Them bitches will be at your pad in no time.

remember

that's CRACK COCAINE ON THE WALLS

:lol :lol Too funny

 

[mrklaw]

you want the ultimate bachelor pad, but something that women will like? Thats like the world's ultimate dichotomy

 

[Myllz]

Santo is 20? Interesting, I thought you were older than me.

Anyway, these are definite requirements:

 

[Drexon]

AIR HOCKEY TABLE!

 

[keeblerdrow]

Santo's friend is only 20? I kinda had it in my head that Santo's friend was a lot older than that. Mid 20's at least, seeing as he was doing shots at a bar off some random girl while his girlfriend was watching. Man, Santo, your friend was a real dick.

 

[Sunski]

Yes. and i can also afford a new GF. so hook up some suggestions!

After 1 to 2 years with a girlfriend, you'll be selling your plasma screen to a pawn shop and looking for pennies in the gutter.

 

[Sunski]

Here is a bed idea -

Big, Comfy, Lots of pillows. Obviously make it more manly though with some dark colours and a cool rug over the base.

 

[Gibbo]

After 1 to 2 years with a girlfriend, you'll be selling your plasma screen to a pawn shop and looking for pennies in the gutter.

Hey. This man speaks the truth.

 

[argon]

Plants... Don't forget them.

A few good interior plants will do the trick..

 

[Slo]

 

[thomaser]

 

[truffleshuffle83]

liquor and lots of it.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

G-Taste resin kits

 

[psycho_snake]

I recommended just a mirror on the ceiling above your bed, but that would also do :lol

 

[Fragamemnon]

1) Decent cooking supplies and utensils for your kitchen. Buy three cookbooks-one "staple" like Fannie Farmer, one OMGWTFPWN book like "The New Best Recipe", and one well-regarded cookbook for your favorite cuisine style. You'll be well on your way to shaming both your peers and parents with your cooking prowess, not to mention having complete control over what stuff you put into your body.
2) A well-stocked liquor cabinet (this would be a good thread all into itself).
3) Art that reflects your non-nerd, non-guy interests. Have a place in the country or the world that has a special place in your heart? Get some reasonable cost prints, frame them with decent (but not too expensive) frames. Even better-use your own photography liberally.
4) Wall decorations that aren't pictures or paintings-grab a yuppie interior design mag and brush through it at the store and see if there's something you can shamelessly swipe.
5) Secondhand oriental rugs (check Craigslist) can be had in really good condition, and after
one professional cleaning they provide a seriously upscale feel to your place without spending a lot of money.

 

[dem]

You must provide pictures of your place

 

[darscot]

Bachelor Pad's are suppose to desolate places. The only time your ever there is to use the bed and shower. Mine was always a disaster. Every once in a while a girl would clean it up. That is where the trouble can start though. A girl that hadn't been there in a while would come over if my place was clean she would know right away another girl had been there. It sure as shit wasn't me that cleaned up.

 

[tedtropy]

On the mantle above your fireplace. DO IT.

And, of course, this poster on the ceiling above your bed.

Panties will fly off of their own accord. Just you wait.

 

[p01ar]

Instead of a huge couch try a Love Sac (hey I didn't name the thing) or multiple Love Sacs, we have like 5 in our house and it's amazing.
Love Sac webpage
Try it in the microsuede. Hey it's not a bean bag, it's a Love Sac!