I think the real problem is that you see yourself as some sort of courageous defender of intellect and wisdom. Everyone else in this thread sees you as the guy who tries to ruin the fun. If we were at a magic show and we all thought it was really cool that a magician just passed a cigarette through the quarter, you'd be the guy that's like "Well, a cigarette simply can't get hot enough to burn through a quarter, so it's obviously a trick." No shit, dude. We all realize that there are probably logical explanations to most paranormal events, but that doesn't mean we can't have a thread where we appreciate the wonder and oddities of them all.
Also, it would be different if you were factually debunking any of these events. You're not. You're simply saying, "I know this can't be true; therefore, it isn't." Then you talk about birds and flashes of light and mass hysteria. You have even less answers then the people reporting the events, and you think we're not smart enough to figure out that, hey, maybe this girl that disappeared wasn't actually possessed by demons, but instead she might be mentally ill. Again, no shit, but when the guy DID give you a situation that couldn't be logically explained (her disappearing and reappearing minutes later many miles away), all you could muster was, "Uh... well... she was clearly lying and your whole family is exaggerating and suffering from mass hysteria." If we just assume everyone is lying and exaggerating, then yeah, it's pretty fucking simple to debunk anything.
In short, please shut the fuck up. You're like that 12 year old kid that just got a science set for his birthday, and now you think you know everything about science.