Damn it.. Is this on Ifilm?
http://www.theday.com/eng/web/news/re.aspx?re=bbfcd371-2d48-4ffb-8d08-cb7033f7cbd8&prnt=1
http://www.theday.com/eng/web/news/re.aspx?re=bbfcd371-2d48-4ffb-8d08-cb7033f7cbd8&prnt=1
Looking for a way to put to rest any talk that The Daily Show faux anchor Jon Stewart had gotten the best of them when he was a guest on their show, Crossfire's Paul Begala and Tucker Carlson had Triumph the Insult Comic Dog hand puppet on Monday, the final full day of the presidential race.
Carlson, on a roll, noted that while Triumph, a rubber-headed Rottweiler, is a German dog, Triumph speaks with a Russian accent.
How does that work? Carlson asked, like a prep school debater who knows he's put a good one over on his opponent.
Don't question it, Triumph barked. And I am a real dog, not a puppet. ... No self-respecting man would sit here and prop up a puppet except for Dick Cheney.
Carlson wanted to know who Triumph wanted to win the election. Triumph said he couldn't care less, adding that Carlson was the one man so repellent he could make a woman want to sleep with Paul Begala. He called Begala so far up the butt of President Clinton they call you The Colonoscope.
You people have a responsibility! Jon is right, this is CNN! Triumph yapped.
OK, now I'm starting to hate you, Tucker responded cleverly.
This is Crossfire'! the puppet continued. The 36th most popular show on CNN!