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[Ripclawe]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crushing_by_elephant

Damn...Hanging would probably be better than this..

... In another, the condemned was forced to watch the elephant slowly approach from a great distance, its gigantic feet coming ever closer. In some instances, the condemned was buried up to his neck and the elephant would then approach and step on his head.

 

[mosaic]

For further viewing, I suggest Mira Nair's Kama Sutra... a fine soft-core tale of love that ends with death-by-elephant. Or as I referred to it that day, "holy shit, that's the ultimate blueball."

 

[yoshifumi]

this is the kind of death penalty the us needs. as long as we're going to be killing criminals, it might as well be in really hilarious ways like elephant head smashings and shark tank dippings.

 

[Trevelyon]

"Some rulers, in the long history of this form of execution, even condemned children to suffer it."

"Akbar came to believe that his favorite royal elephant could discern by instinct who was guilty of an offense and who was innocent. As a result, thousands of people during those 15 years, who were suspected of even minor offenses, were staked out before the great royal elephant and had to watch in horror as it was coaxed to step on them."

"he condemned was required to place his head on an elaborate pedestal flanked by fountains so that his brains and viscera would gush freely for spectators to watch when the elephant pressed down with its massive foot."

Damn....

 

[UtadaBarkley]

can you imagine what that must feel like? LOL. Watching a big ass elephant slowly creep up to kill u....

 

[Ecrofirt]

What a headache

 

[DCharlie]

emergency note : Always carry a mouse incase of approaching elephant.

 

[Mike Works]

This would make trips to the zoo so much more fun.

 

[Lil' Dice]

Damn, by living in the 21st century we get to miss all the cool shit......oh well, there are always beheadings.....

 

[Kabuki Waq]

Awesome



just



Awesome.

 

[Eggo]

Damn, by living in the 21st century we get to miss all the cool shit......oh well, there are always beheadings.....

So inappropriate.