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[Hatemachine]

I'm guessing this will appeal to at least a few people here. Available now on Steam.

CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck on Steam (steampowered.com)




I watched some gameplay footage and it's legit hilarious.

 

[Kamina]

50% of ResetEra live that life
the other 50 wish they could

 

[SJRB]

"WAGE CAGE 9000", lmao


In b4 Xbox exclusive

 

[Spukc]

needs less chin

 

[The_Mike]

50% of ResetEra live that live
the other 50 wish they could

Nah reset era users will rant about there's not enough sausages to crank their woman up.

Or whatever they call the gender of their choice.

 

[Skifi28]

I will never understand these "games" built for streamers.

 

[Excess]

We got DLC already, boys!

 

[kurisu_1974]

Looks like the bottom is out of the barrel at this point.

 

[Banjo64]

I hope my wife's boyfriend will buy me this game.

 

[Kamina]

We got DLC already, boys!

Does the mask feature a face with unevenly grown beard and open mouth?

 

[coffinbirth]

Jason Schreier: The Game

 

[Fahdis]

Banjo64 I hope my gf's husband's wife's best friend who is also my cuckquean wife buys me this game after asking her bf for permission.

 

[NikuNashi]

That soy face at the end lol, how I imagine half of era hunched over their keyboard trying to decide their pronoun of the day.

 

[Spukc]

yassssssssssss queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

 

[Dabaus]

So they made a resetera life simulator a game ?

 

[Banjo64]

"WAGE CAGE 9000", lmao


In b4 Xbox exclusive

Hope this comes to Game Pass day one.

 

[rickybooby87]

GOTY

 

[The Hamburglar]

Everyone's a cuck these days. What new fetish is on the horizon?

 

[skakmk]

This is too much value for 1.99. It's even better than gamepass.

 

[The_Mike]

So they made a resetera life simulator a game ?

They fucked it up and avoided the easy money on the table.

Shouldve been called resetera Simulator.
Era and simp journos would rip it off all the digital shelves and eat any DLC.

 

[AJUMP23]

 

[Yoboman]

Should be on PS5 as only PlayStation gamers would need a simulator to know what the foreign concept of being a beta male is like

 

[Bo_Hazem]

I'm guessing this will appeal to at least a few people here. Available now on Steam.

CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck on Steam (steampowered.com)




I watched some gameplay footage and it's legit hilarious.

That's one helluva PC exclusive.

 

[Bonfires Down]

I have found my people.

 

[godhandiscen]

I want to play the prequel, "Simp Sinulator"

 

[CloudNull]

This is incredible.

 

[skakmk]

This is why PC is Master Race.

 

[digoutyoursoul]

Everyone's a cuck these days. What new fetish is on the horizon?

The hand stand shat

 

[IntentionalPun]

This shit is racist as hell.

 

[Demon2blades]

Wtf is this monstrosity it's a warped world we live in these days ain't it

 

[TheGodfather07]

Man, who the hell took the time out of their lives to create this shit?

 

[Saber]

If this game add catch phrases like "oh sweet summer child", it would totally be a worthy candidate for goty.

 

[Dream-Knife]

Cuck Souls. Lmao.

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Does the mask feature a face with unevenly grown beard and open mouth?

Gotchu fam

 

[ShirAhava]

The Biden/Harris sticker....kek

 

[The_Mike]

This shit is racist as hell.

Not really...

Look up cuckold. Its often white men who wants to see their women get slammed by a gang of black men.

 

[Decontamination Silo]

A stark and poignant tale of 21st century life in the United States. Team Sneed delivers a rich universe that perfectly details the lifestyle and romantic tendencies of modern America. Here's hoping we get a ray tracing patch.

 

[Sander Cohen]

Resetera GOTY

 

[Julius Ibidus]

does it fully utilize Turbo-Graphx 16's I/O SSD streaming capabilities?

 

[Pedro Motta]

I'm still waiting for the Incel simulator, forged in the depths of this forum.

 

[MrS]

Looks amazing can't lie

 

[IntentionalPun]

Not really...

Look up cuckold. Its often white men who wants to see their women get slammed by a gang of black men.

I'm aware of the racist connotations of cuckolding in general.

This takes that and runs with it.

But thanks!

 

[Razvedka]

There are cheaper mirrors for those that would play this game.

 

[Virt McPolygon]

Only an incel could come up with this idea and actually have time to make it.

That being said, wasn't there a ResetEra member that actually lived this life? Paying for and raising a kid that clearly wasnt his? lol

 

[Deleted member 17706]

This shit is racist as hell.

Oof, they ain't slick. Big yikes, am I right? Super sus. Imma keep it real with you chief, this ain't it.. Definitely getting the side eye from me, fam. Is this really the hill they want to die on? Talk about being on the wrong side of history.

 

[retsof624]

A game about people who call themselves "alpha males"

 

[IntentionalPun]

Oof, they ain't slick. Big yikes, am I right? Super sus. Imma keep it real with you chief, this ain't it.. Definitely getting the side eye from me, fam. Is this really the hill they want to die on? Talk about being on the wrong side of history.

No, it's just racist as hell. I don't talk like that. Did I stutter or something?

 

[captainraincoat]

The wage cage….lol

DLC add on ..resetera moderator outfit
His…or…errmm his/they/them/what/how outfits

 

[Deleted member 17706]

No, it's just racist as hell. I don't talk like that. Did I stutter or something?

Yeah, you're right. We should start up a MoveOn.org petition to encourage Valve to pull the game, end their relationship with the developer, issue a public apology, and donate any profits they made from the game to BLM.

 

[shoplifter]

Major kinkshaming ITT