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Dad of the YEAR.

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HOUSTON, Texas (AP) -- -- The kids were naughty, Dad put the presents on eBay instead of under the tree -- and Mom's been crying ever since.

Now, even the tree's down.

Saturday morning was sure not to be very jolly for three brothers -- 9, 11 and 15 -- who didn't straighten up when their father told them Santa wasn't too please with their fighting, cuss words and obscene gestures.

Dad and Mom had warned their sons that the Nintendo DS video system -- and the three games that go with it -- were headed for the auction block if they didn't get their act together.

"No kidding. Three undeserving boys have crossed the line. Tonight we sat down and showed them what they WILL NOT get for Christmas this year. I'll be taking the tree down tomorrow," the man announced in his eBay posting.

"If you don't buy them, we'll return them to the store," the seller known online as magumbo--2000 reported on the site.

Thursday night, the auction wound down with bidding at $465.01 -- below the price the man had set. He said he would probably list the items again.

A single day of particularly bad behavior set the Christmas crackdown in motion.

"These are normally really good kids," said Dad, who asked the Houston Chronicle not to reveal his name.
Naugty kids forewarned

Dad even admits he and Mom are partly to blame for being too lax at times.

But enough was enough. The warning of an impending sale came earlier in the week at a sit-down between offspring and parents.

"We told them they were destroying each other and the calm and peace in the household. It had to stop," said the man, who did tell the paper that he works as an information technology specialist and lives in Pasadena.

The boys pledged to be nice, but were back to their old ways the next morning.

That night, Dad announced that he would indeed be putting $700 in video games up for sale on eBay. The oldest boy double-dared his dad to make good on his word.

Son shouldn't have done that.

Dad said Mom has been in tears since the showdown.

"I don't do it outwardly," he said, "but I'm crying on the inside."


Santowned! :lol
 

aoi tsuki

Member
This was posted in the gaming forum and i thought it was a joke. Sucks for the kids, but seriously, if my kids were doing half of what they were doing at that age, not getting DSs would be getting off easy.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Well I hope it works. Ruining Chritmas though...I dunno, that sounds like a good way to alienate your kids forever to me. Might just lead to eternal bitter resentment.

A generally firmer hand throughout the year would have been better.
 
Meh... the kids will probably this get the gifts.

If he was really serious, I'd imagine he'd return the gifts to the store, or just give them to charity.
 
Jesus Christ, take control of your kids. There's a reason for their behavior, kids behave just like their parents!

This dude is taking advantage of his kids and this situation to get 15 minutes of fame.
 

DCharlie

And even i am moderately surprised
what a fantastic story!

I will now pay over the odds for these widly available goods! ;)
 

Gattsu25

Banned
"Now son, don't you do that again or you'll get GROUNDED!"


fuck that shit...just use this in moderation:

belt.jpg
 

NLB2

Banned
For everyone saying that the parents need to a get a grip on their kids I ask you this - what are they doing if not just that by selling the gifts?
 

Gattsu25

Banned
NLB2 said:
For everyone saying that the parents need to a get a grip on their kids I ask you this - what are they doing if not just that by selling the gifts?


Punishing the kids because they DIDN'T have a grip on them? I'm not so convinced that one year of coal in the livingroom will make up for anything in the longrun
 

xsarien

daedsiluap
Gattsu25 said:
Punishing the kids because they DIDN'T have a grip on them? I'm not so convinced that one year of coal in the livingroom will make up for anything in the longrun

It's called "Dad's got the stones to make our *Christmas* as shitty as possible, just like he promised he would if we misbehaved."

There's no way to really tell if this is even true, but I hope it is. Too many kids are spoiled these days, any other parent would've likely just let the kids have the gifts anyway.
 

Gattsu25

Banned
I understand that.

I also feel that if the parents really did purchase $700 in games (I'm assuming the $700 of games being sold was the Christmas gifts' value) that they really are spoiling their kids, no questions asked. I also feel that it might be too little too late.

I'm not calling for all parents to take a belt to their kids as my first post implied, just that starting to 'stand up' to your kids at the ages of 11 and 15 is way too late.
 

Rocket9

Member
That sounds an awful lot like a Malcom in the Middle episode I saw this week...Anyway, I learn a long time ago to not trust anything related to eBay (ever since that Ghost in a jar auction)
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
kitchenmotors said:
Jesus Christ, take control of your kids. There's a reason for their behavior, kids behave just like their parents!

This dude is taking advantage of his kids and this situation to get 15 minutes of fame.

Hah, you really think this guy called up some news pub and said "heyz, my kidz r assholes & id lyke 2 make a storie off it?"
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
kitchenmotors said:
Jesus Christ, take control of your kids. There's a reason for their behavior, kids behave just like their parents!

This dude is taking advantage of his kids and this situation to get 15 minutes of fame.

Actually, the local TV station saw the auction on ebay and then contacted the dad. I see no problem with the action being taken. Maybe the parents were shitty parents all year, but now that they are actually doing something about it you guys say they are being bad parents for doing so? How does that work?
 
xsarien said:
It's called "Dad's got the stones to make our *Christmas* as shitty as possible, just like he promised he would if we misbehaved."

Bingo. Who cares if they have been shitty parent before then. He is correcting the problem now. He did what a Dad should do. He laid down the law and follow thru. Fuck those kids.
 

doncale

Banned
he's a cunt for making his wife cry and ruining christmas. bad behavior on the kids part or not, he has no excuse. he's just a cunt and he'll experience something bad in return.


cunt of the year :lol
 
"That night, Dad announced that he would indeed be putting $700 in video games up for sale on eBay. The oldest boy double-dared his dad to make good on his word.

Son shouldn't have done that.

Dad said Mom has been in tears since the showdown.

"I don't do it outwardly," he said, "but I'm crying on the inside."" :lol :lol :lol


The son double dared, if the dad didnt go through with it the sons would never respect or obey him again.
 

Socreges

Banned
doncale said:
bad behavior on the kids part or not, he has no excuse.
No? Not even that this will likely give his three children a kick in the ass?

But I still don't know where I'd sit on this, if I cared. I mean, he even said "they're normally really good kids". So how was such a drastic punishment (cancelling Christmas) necessary?
 
all my mother had to say to me and my brother when we acted up was, "i'm going to call your father" and there wouldn't be a peep out of either of us the rest of the day.

:lol
 

aoi tsuki

Member
i doubt much of this will stick. You don't go from fifteen years of soft parenting to being a hardass overnight. Somehow i missed the fact that the oldest was fifteen -- that kid's going to be the hardest to adopt to the new style of parenting. i have a feeling that after a few weeks of "doing good", the parents will reward them with brand new DSs.

Kabuki Waq said:
The son double dared, if the dad didnt go through with it the sons would never respect or obey him again.
Thing is, when did it get to the point where the kid was double-daring his dad? You do that kinda stuff with your friends, not your parents. "Parents" now are such a joke, it's like they seek to emulate the kind of relationships parents have on tv with their kids, but fail both in terms of respect and situational hilarity.
 
Good man

I agree with the others that said this isn't going to fix the problem he is having, but I think if he didn't follow through on his promise, he would have lost all credibility.

Besides, I have a feeling they'll end out getting presents later if they behave. He sounds like that sort of a parent and probably would have let them get away with it if the eldest hasn't dared him. It's about time a bunch of punks got what was coming to them.
 
Socreges said:
But I still don't know where I'd sit on this, if I cared. I mean, he even said "they're normally really good kids". So how was such a drastic punishment (cancelling Christmas) necessary?

What normal parent is going to say their kids are normally royal fuckups? The way I see it the kid should have been strangled within an inch of his life for daring his father and while he was recooping the dad should have turned around and yelled, "Which one of you other fuckers want's some of dear old dad? Next motherfucker the double dares me gets shot in the kneecap!"
 

TheOMan

Tagged as I see fit
Tommie Hu$tle said:
What normal parent is going to say their kids are normally royal fuckups? The way I see it the kid should have been strangled within an inch of his life for daring his father and while he was recooping the dad should have turned around and yelled, "Which one of you other fuckers want's some of dear old dad. Next motherfucker the double dares me gets shot in the kneecap!"

Holy crap!!! :lol
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
True Story.

My mother's second husband took us to meet his family for Christmas one year. One of his brothers had such bad marks in school and got into so much trouble (schoolyard fights, mouthing off, etc.) that his mom gave him coal for Christmas. Really. Just a piece of coal, wrapped in a box and NOTHING ELSE.

That is hardcore.
 

TheOMan

Tagged as I see fit
Willco said:
True Story.

My mother's second husband took us to meet his family for Christmas one year. One of his brothers had such bad marks in school and got into so much trouble (schoolyard fights, mouthing off, etc.) that his mom gave him coal for Christmas. Really. Just a piece of coal, wrapped in a box and NOTHING ELSE.

That is hardcore.

THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS STORY EVER :lol

What did he do after unwrapping it?

"Thanks....mom :( "
 

belgurdo

Banned
TheOMan said:
What did he do after unwrapping it?

Grew up and turned into a serial killer, most likely.

"YOU CREATED ME, MOTHER"

And it seems most of you sound like stone sociopaths, based on all of the "lol go dad I would have shot them instead" responses. Makes me glad I shy away from humanity as often as possible.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
TheOMan said:
THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS STORY EVER :lol

What did he do after unwrapping it?

"Thanks....mom :( "

Apparently he cried for days and she was pretty happy about it, as if he learned his lesson.

I'm not sure what has happened since then, but I haven't heard of any valuable contributions to society from that particular person, so I can only gather it scarred him for life.

Kudos for his mom having the balls to do something like that, though.

belgurdo said:
Grew up and turned into a serial killer, most likely.

"YOU CREATED ME, MOTHER"

As with most family members from my mother's second husband's side, they are very proficient in firearms.
 
AlphaSnake said:
Hah, you really think this guy called up some news pub and said "heyz, my kidz r assholes & id lyke 2 make a storie off it?"

This isn't the first time an auction like this went up on Ebay. There was one last year. It's just a copy cat story to get more bids and a bit of press. It's exactly like that, otherwise this dude wouldn't have put all this shit on the auction to get attention. You think I fucking care what or why someone is selling something? I just want to find an easy auction and bid on something, like everyone else. This is drama, pure and simple. And if it's a true story, this fucking guy and the way he comes off is exactly why his kids are acting up.

For someone who likes to get a lot of attention on here, I figured you'd be able to grasp the idea of what this guy is trying to do.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
kitchenmotors said:
This isn't the first time an auction like this went up on Ebay. There was one last year. It's just a copy cat story to get more bids and a bit of press. It's exactly like that, otherwise this dude wouldn't have put all this shit on the auction to get attention. You think I fucking care what or why someone is selling something? I just want to find an easy auction and bid on something, like everyone else. This is drama, pure and simple. And if it's a true story, this fucking guy and the way he comes off is exactly why his kids are acting up.

For someone who likes to get a lot of attention on here, I figured you'd be able to grasp the idea of what this guy is trying to do.

I don't like attention. It's just, somehow, my opinions on things make people hate me.
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
Discharger said:
I agree with the others that said this isn't going to fix the problem he is having, but I think if he didn't follow through on his promise, he would have lost all credibility.
This is the most important point - pull out that brick, and the whole wall comes crashing down. His kids dared him to follow through on his threat. What credibility he has remaining would have disappeared if he hadn't done what he promised. As a parent, the best thing you can do for your children is stick to your word - right or wrong, they know that you always mean what you say and that's a crucial reference point for the relationship. Dillydally or waffle, and you're seen as unsure...and an easy mark. Save that "best friends" shit for their schoolyard chums - you're a parent, so do your goddamn job and parent.

It may be a bit late in the game, but better late than never. +1 respect to dad.
 

Cimarron

Member
^^^
IAWTP

They would have got a lot more than that.

Son "I double dare you!"

Me "Son what did the 5 fingers say to the face?"

Son"..."


*slap*


I don't plan to be my children's friend. I plan to be a Father.
 

doncale

Banned
Willco said:
True Story.

My mother's second husband took us to meet his family for Christmas one year. One of his brothers had such bad marks in school and got into so much trouble (schoolyard fights, mouthing off, etc.) that his mom gave him coal for Christmas. Really. Just a piece of coal, wrapped in a box and NOTHING ELSE.

That is hardcore.


whoa, another cunt of a father.
:lol
 

ShadowRed

Banned
doncale said:
whoa, another cunt of a father.
:lol




Huh why because she fucking practiced good parenting and refused to reward bad behavior. Where does it say that Christmas gifts are fucking guarenteed to you? I applaud her and the father for doing what 99% of parents don't and that's parent. Hopefully these kids will learn a leason and not act an ass and become successful contributing members of society, rather than a bumch of selfish numbskulls thinking they can get away with anything because their parents couldn't find it in their ballsack the courage to teach them right and wrong.
 

Shinobi

Member
That night, Dad announced that he would indeed be putting $700 in video games up for sale on eBay. The oldest boy double-dared his dad to make good on his word.

Son shouldn't have done that.

:lol :lol :lol




Kabuki Waq said:
The son double dared, if the dad didnt go through with it the sons would never respect or obey him again.

Exactly...next time the kid won't be so quick to open his fucking mouth. Fuck 'em and their sympathizers.







Tommie Hu$tle said:
What normal parent is going to say their kids are normally royal fuckups? The way I see it the kid should have been strangled within an inch of his life for daring his father and while he was recooping the dad should have turned around and yelled, "Which one of you other fuckers want's some of dear old dad? Next motherfucker the double dares me gets shot in the kneecap!"

:lol :lol :lol






Willco said:
True Story.

My mother's second husband took us to meet his family for Christmas one year. One of his brothers had such bad marks in school and got into so much trouble (schoolyard fights, mouthing off, etc.) that his mom gave him coal for Christmas. Really. Just a piece of coal, wrapped in a box and NOTHING ELSE.

That is hardcore.

:lol Buuuurrrrrrrn.
 
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