Forget the "psychological" scares of Resident Evils, Silent Hills, and others. I want a game where I can run up an deck a zombie in the face and that MF would fall to his weak, undead knees. Out of bullets? Narrow corridor? In other horror games you'd be running for the hills little Timmy. Not in Zombie Revenge. You'd proudly strut to the nearest zombie and pimp slap him across the screen. Watch the undead dance in delightful cruelty.
What's this? Why should only the normal looking undead suffer? Why, in Zombie Revenge even undead midgets feel the wrath of a good boot to the face. Nevermind their high pitched shreaks and ax attacks. These guys fall just as hard as the normal sized undead.
Ever find yourself surrounded by a balding surfer dude, a blonde bimdo in a yellow tanktop, and a 70s throwback Japanese with a perm? No, this isn't a setup to a stupid bar joke. This is a clear sign to you to kick some zombie ass without hesitation.
Zombie Revenge. A champion in a sea of mediocrity.
What's this? Why should only the normal looking undead suffer? Why, in Zombie Revenge even undead midgets feel the wrath of a good boot to the face. Nevermind their high pitched shreaks and ax attacks. These guys fall just as hard as the normal sized undead.
Ever find yourself surrounded by a balding surfer dude, a blonde bimdo in a yellow tanktop, and a 70s throwback Japanese with a perm? No, this isn't a setup to a stupid bar joke. This is a clear sign to you to kick some zombie ass without hesitation.
Zombie Revenge. A champion in a sea of mediocrity.