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[Wag]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/deez-nuts-is-running-for-president/

Move over Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, a new presidential challenger has arrived: Deez Nuts.

Running as an independent, Deez Nuts of Iowa declared his intentions and filed a statement of candidacy with the Federal Election Commission on Sunday, reported CBS News.

His presidential committee, Deez Nuts for President in 2016, is registered to an address in rural Wallingford, Iowa, a town with a population of 197, according to the filing paperwork. That makes Mr. Nuts the presidential candidate from the smallest town. No officialy statement has been released.

Tomorrow- Ben Dover, A. Nelprober and Anita Haanjob will join the race as well.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Wait what? Who signed me up for this?!

 

[Sibersk Esto]

He's got this

 

[EmCeeGramr]

I hope he has a strong policy on BOFA.

 

[EdibleKnife]

Wait what? Who signed me up for this?!

Don't worry. You'll get licked anyway.

 

[block tower]

but what about his running mate Malone?

Spoiler

Malone Dick

 

[Dishwalla]

Wait what? Who signed me up for this?!

What's your stance on foreign policy? Illegal immigration? The economy? Gun control? Marijuana?

 

[shadyspace]

Wait what? Who signed me up for this?!

Got my vote bruh

 

[benjipwns]

So is Waka Flocka Flame.

 

[Sou Da]

Sounds like a Simpsons plot.

 

[Se7enSword]

Wait what? Who signed me up for this?!

CarpeDeezNutz
Presidential Carpe
(Today, 08:49 AM)

 

[CrocMother]

Can't wait to here what Mike Hunt has to say about this.

 

[Salsa]

don't you mean "are"

 

[Bubbavelli]

I hope he has a strong policy on BOFA.

 

[TheFurizzlyBear]

Wait what? Who signed me up for this?!

Are you gonna get a Bush as your running mate?

 

[thoseAREmySHOES]

Can't wait to here what Mike Hunt has to say about this.

Can Mike Hawk be his running mate

 

[Strike]

He's got my vote.

 

[Wag]

The best part of the article: A cat named "Limberbutt McCubbins" is also in the running. 😀🐱

 

[abstract alien]

Wait what? Who signed me up for this?!

I literally thought this was about you

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/deez-nuts-is-running-for-president/



Tomorrow- Ben Dover, A. Nelprober and Anita Haanjob will join the race as well.

Top lad. Would vote.

 

[DOG3NZAKA]

Gooooot 'emmmmm. Got 'em

 

[boxter432]

Got Heem!

 

[DOG3NZAKA]

I hope he has a strong policy on BOFA.

Dead

 

[speculawyer]

The 17th big name GOP nominee, Jim Gilmore entered the race today.

He didn't even get a thread but Deez Nuts did.

 

[Scott32020]

The 17th big name GOP nominee, Jim Gilmore entered the race today.

He didn't even get a thread but Deez Nuts did.

His planned run got a thread though http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1076687

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

What's your stance on foreign policy? Illegal immigration? The economy? Gun control? Marijuana?

Yes to all

I literally thought this was about you

I trust I will have your vote? (What's up mane?!)

The 17th big name GOP nominee, Jim Gilmore entered the race today.

He didn't even get a thread but Deez Nuts did.

Don't hate the player hate the game.

 

[MulderYuffie]

Wha-what did I just read?

 

[Thug Waffle]

Deez nuts were made for runnin
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days deez nuts are gonna preside over you

 

[Piston Hyundai]

You know who I'm voting for?

 

[Wag]

I did have sexual relations with that woman...

 

[MIMIC]

So Deez Nuts and a cat are running for president.

lol

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Amazing.

 

[TheContact]

Anyone want 2 CDs?

Spoiler

to see Deez Nuts!

 

[orochi91]

I hope he has a strong policy on BOFA.

BOFA?

 

[Toa TAK]

He's got this

You could say he's got this... in the bag.

 

[RevoDS]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/deez-nuts-is-running-for-president/



Tomorrow- Ben Dover, A. Nelprober and Anita Haanjob will join the race as well.

Spoiler

Rumor has it Don Glover is considering it as well

 

[Sibersk Esto]

BOFA?

BOFA DEEZ NUTS

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

"Deez Nuts is really hanging around in this presidential race, Don"

 

[Paracelsus]

https://youtu.be/b8qYB5V8SbI?t=109

 

[revolverjgw]

If anybody can tell us who's doing the raping, it's this fella

 

[Kyzer]

I had a feeling deez nuts was up to something

 

[industrian]

Mr. President, if I had some nuts hanging on the walls, what would I have?
Well, you'd have some walnuts.
Mr. President, if I had some nuts on my chest, would those be chestnuts?
Hell yes.
Mr. President, if I had nuts under my chin, would those be chin-nuts?
Hell no bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth!

 

[B-Dubs]

Hey Donny, guess who's coming for ya?

Spoiler

DEEZ NUTZ

 

[BadAss2961]

Will he repeal Obamacare? Will he nuke the Iran Deal? Will he build a big ass wall that fries border jumpers? Then Deez Nuts can have a seat at the debate next week.

 

[unholyrevenger72]

I'll stick to President Wolverine

or Mayor Vader

 

[FUME5]

Wait what? Who signed me up for this?!

You can't even follow through with a mixtape, how can the people believe any of your promises?

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

You can't even follow through with a mixtape, how can the people believe any of your promises?

I have all the songs set up, but one of my CDJs is busted :-(

Fuck it, just going to make a 1200 to CDJ mix, give me like one week!

 

[tearsintherain]

Hopefully he gets Suq Madiq or Munchma Quchi as a running mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYUEW3_WvH0

 

[MattyG]

Reports claim that Mr. Nuts has already drafted his acceptance speech in preparation for their inevitable victory:

HA, GOT EEEEEEEEM

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Hugh jazz is my running mate.