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[bjork]

I know this'll probably get locked, but demi's on a roll... had me cracking up for the last two weeks or so.

:bows to the random insanity:

 

[NLB2]

Yeah man, demi's cool.

 

[Suerte]

He's dead to me.

 

[fennec fox]

I am way cooler than he is, especially on irc.

 

[Space Age Playboy]

I know this'll probably get locked, but demi's on a roll... had me cracking up for the last two weeks or so.

:bows to the random insanity:

IBTN
IAWTP

 

[Rorschach]

I agree with fenegi-

Demi has gotten better without all the fucking spamming, but he's still a twit!

Also, lock this crappy thread pls.

 

[NLB2]

Why?

 

[demi]

Hi guys what's up? Ask me any question you want and I will answer it to the best of my knowledge.

demi

xx

 

[android]

I like him to. But not in a gay way. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Well maybe in a gay way. How bout it Demi

 

[NLB2]

How big is your wee wee?

 

[Brannon]

May I have some of your infinite money?

 

[ToxicAdam]

Lets all pitch in and buy demi a gift.

 

[Suerte]

I like him to. But not in a gay way. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Well maybe in a gay way. How bout it Demi

I'm afraid me and demi got married in Canada, twice.

 

[demi]

I like him to. But not in a gay way. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Well maybe in a gay way. How bout it Demi

Anything for a fan!

How big is your wee wee?

May I have some of your infinite money?

No.

Lets all pitch in and buy demi a gift.

Oh my!

 

[retzy]

Wow, somebody beat me to creating this thread. I was just about to say how I can't stop thinking about demi and how I want to have his babies.

See the link below...
For those of you who can't read between the lines above

 

[android]

Anything for a fan!

All right.

How big is your wee wee?

I can now answer this. Ten inches long and about a half a inch wide. Kinda like a pencil.

 

[impirius]

All right.


I can now answer this. Ten inches long and about a half a inch wide. Kinda like a pencil.

Hahahahaha, looks like someone fell for the old "pencil trick"

 

[Flynn]

Any man who likes Nick Frost is a-okay.

 

[demi]

Any man who likes Nick Frost is a-okay.

His birthday's the 28th, you know! Happy 33rd, big guy!

 

[FortNinety]

I just want to know the basics: What do you do? Where do you live? All that regular jazz.

 

[nitewulf]

How big is your wee wee?

HAHAHAHA, i swear upon all that is holy and mighty that i was going to ask the exact same question.
i mean, what the fuck.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Who cares about demi when you have GAIMEGUY?!

 

[NLB2]

Who cares about demi when you have GAIMEGUY?!

...

 

[demi]

I just want to know the basics: What do you do? Where do you live? All that regular jazz.

http://www.ga-forum.com/member.php?u=2413

 

[impirius]

His avatar's sweet!

Spoiler

need the check by Wednesday though, for real

 

[NLB2]

http://www.ga-forum.com/member.php?u=2413

Holy crap you're nineteen?

 

[demi]

Your act of surprise intrigues me, please elaborate such feelings!

 

[NLB2]

I always viewed you as a very regal being. You act beyond your age, demi.

 

[alejob]

Who's your daddy and what does he do?

 

[demi]

Funny story, I've only met my real dad twice! Dunno what he does though.

 

[Do The Mario]

Funny story, I've only met my real dad twice! Dunno what he does though.

* removes Demi's cock from mouth

:lol

Bumping your own appreciation thread

this is no longer a freebie

 

[demi]

* removes Bioware's cock from mouth

I would have answered his question sooner but I was taking a poop.

A 3 hour long poop.

It hurts.

 

[carbonbased]

demi is awesome

awesome is demi

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

CRACKWHORE!!










needs more cocktape!

 

[capslock]

 

[Odnetnin]

So that fat guy from Shaun's Nick Frost?

Demi rocks. His avatar's cool and he's a funnee boy.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

This one time, Demi gave me a tape of him making love to my wife.

It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

ISB

 

[Rorschach]

I still can't believe this thread exists.

 

[Hurricane_Chris]

Who is that in Demi's avatar?

 

[psycho_snake]

Hi guys what's up? Ask me any question you want and I will answer it to the best of my knowledge.

demi

xx

Should I be jealous of you?

 

[demi]

Should I be jealous of you?

Magic 8 ball says: Ask Rorschach

Who is that in Demi's avatar?

Magic 8 ball says: Ask Odnetnin

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Did you know that the story of Johnny Appleseed was based on Demi? Well, except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men.

Did you know that if you put a phonograph needle on Demi's nipple it will play all of the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds"?

ISB

 

[capslock]

I masturbate to the teletubbies.

 

[DarienA]

...this is not a thread about the FF spell demi is it....

 

[demi]

Sorry, this is for Quarter. You passed Demi 5 doors down.

 

[ohamsie]

I both respect and admire Demi.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Third friend of Demi: "This one time Demi took his whole family to Sea World-"
First friend of Demi: "I'm wearing a diaper!"
Third friend of Demi: (after slight pause) Anyway, they were watching Shamu the whale when Demi got splashed!
Second friend of Demi: (speaks incoherently)
Third friend: "Right. So Demi yells 'I'm Demi and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws him into the audience, splashes him and yells 'How do you like it!?' And then damn if Demi didn't step in there and finish the show!"

ISB

 

[Minotauro]

He once had sex with a cigarette machine!

 

[SSGMUN10000]

Who is demi and why is he rolling?

 

[bjork]

:lol @ thread