Demi has a toenail growing at the end of his penis!
Demi hates Mexicans! Demi is also half Mexican! Demi also hates irony!
Demi's semen can form into a liquid human! Just like in Terminator 2!
So anyways, Demi would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra "Beverly". And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Demi had to shoot the maid.
Demi once ate the Bible while waterskiing!
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