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Destroy All Humans! is an upcoming action-adventure video game developed by THQ Nordic's internal studio Black Forest Games in Germany. It is a remake of Destroy All Humans! (2005) and the first entry in the series since Path of the Furon (2008). The video game will be available on the PlayStation 4 , Xbox One , and PC on July 28, 2020!
Story and Gameplay Details:
Humankind is under attack by an alien lifeform that is secretly trying to undermine US democracy, bring down its government and harvest the DNA of its citizens.
And that alien… is you.
In 1959 Cryptosporidium-137 arrives on Earth in search for his predecessor clone, Cryptosporidium-136. Crypto-136 disappeared after Orthopox-13 sent him to Earth to prepare the large scale extraction of human DNA.
Pox sends Crypto on a mission to harvest human brain stems (which contain alien DNA due to an encounter between Furon warriors and humans in ancient times) to prevent the Furons from going extinct. Furon genitalia have withered away generations ago due to prolonged exposure to their own nuclear weaponry.
To accomplish his mission, he must battle US forces, infiltrate and sabotage secret government facilities and defeat Majestic, a shadowy government organization led by a black-clad figure named Silhouette.
The invasion is on!
- Experience the evil side of a 50s alien invasion story
- (Re)Discover why this game is considered one of the funniest ever created
- Faithfully rebuilt from scratch in new galactic glory
- Enjoy Crypto's unique weaponry like the Anal Probe Gun
- Pose as pathetic humans to infiltrate their fragile democracy
- Use psychokinesis to send enemies flying or bombard them with random objects
- Freely traverse explorable cities from 50s America using your jetpack
- Obliterate humanity's primitive architecture with your flying saucer
- Includes the restored, much-rumored, never before seen: Lost Mission of Area 42!
Stay updated on the latest screenshots via Crypto-137:
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Concept Art:
Bonus GIF animation:
Cinematic Videos:
Announcement Trailer - "Ich Will"
Pre-Release Gameplay Videos:
Mission #1 Gameplay Preview - "Destination Earth"
Release Date Trailer
Special Edition Pre-Order Videos:
"DNA Collector's Edition"
Holy cow! The DNA Collector's Edition will be available at selected retailers for an SRP of € 149.99 | $ 149.99 | £ 139.99 and contain the following items:
- Game Destroy All Humans!
- Crypto'N'Cow Figurine 23cm / 9" high Approx.
- Keychain
- 6 Lithographs
- Eye-popping anti-stress toy
- Premium Box 35cm * 30cm * 30cm/ 14" * 12" *12" Approx
- Including All In-Game Crypto Skins
This unique example of human craftsmanship is brought to you by your benevolent Furon overlords! The Crypto-137 Edition will be available at selected retailers for an SRP of € 399.99 | $ 399.99 | £ 349.99 and contain the following items:
- Game Destroy All Humans!
- Crypto-137 Figurine* 60cm / 23" high | 30cm / 12" diagonal Approx.
- Crypto Backpack
- Keychain
- 6 Lithographs
- Eye-popping anti-stress toy
- Premium Box 90cm * 38cm * 37* / 35" * 15" *15 Approx.
- Including All In-Game Crypto Skins
Developer Interview/Behind the Scenes Videos:
"What the Remake Changes and Improves - Gamescom 2019"
New Gameplay & Developer Interview - Summer of Gaming 2020
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As someone who replayed the original PlayStation 2 version a lot back in the day, the upcoming remake is actually my most anticipated game to play when it releases next year. I will be playing it on Steam and from what we've seen so far I think it looks amazing. Hopefully we will get a sequel or two as well.
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