Huevos de Oro
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I wish I could. Unfortunately my butt lies in the scant side of the ass spectrum.
Dick pics - has sending them worked for you?
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Barbell squats, go!
donkey show
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ReturnOfTheRAT
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You're a freak.
deadlift as well
How is it a weird or gross organ when ~3 billion people have one? Seems like an elementary school "girls/boys have cooties" type of viewpoint. If you keep it clean, it shouldn't be any more gross than your belly button, your ear, your toe, etc.
I see lots of ass pictures filling up your inbox in the near future.
Devolution
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Not unless they want a boot up 'em.
user8503492
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I used to send my wife pics of cock, but funny ones.
One time on a hot dog roll on a plate..
I printed out pics of London, Paris, NY etc.. and put them behind my dick with messages like "My dicks going to see big ben!"
I once drew the face of a puppy on the head, took the pic and sent it.
And I did a few strange ones like my dick pushing the button on an elevator.
She never found them funny and has never sent me a nude photo, but i dont care dicks and balls are funny to me
One time on a hot dog roll on a plate..
I printed out pics of London, Paris, NY etc.. and put them behind my dick with messages like "My dicks going to see big ben!"
I once drew the face of a puppy on the head, took the pic and sent it.
And I did a few strange ones like my dick pushing the button on an elevator.
She never found them funny and has never sent me a nude photo, but i dont care dicks and balls are funny to me
The Anti-Monitor
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There's a difference between sending these pics to your SO, or someone who you've talked to for a while and know is interested, than random strangers over dating sites, which I think is what DY meant.
Foxy Fox 39
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I must be a time traveler.
Indrid Cold1
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Would like to but my mobile doesn't have a scanning electron microscope app 
lunarworks
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I've never sent one. I've been in a relationship since slightly before technology appropriately supported this. 
Plus, I've never been a master of flirting enough to get to that level of discourse...
Plus, I've never been a master of flirting enough to get to that level of discourse...
is GAF secretly trying to persuade evillore so that we can have a "post- your -Dick / Pussy / Butt 2012 " thread in the OT forum?
we already have one in the secret forum for GAF gold members, I suggest you all guys upgrade, we are currently in page 12, crystal clear pics of GAF genitalia. You are missing out.
we already have one in the secret forum for GAF gold members, I suggest you all guys upgrade, we are currently in page 12, crystal clear pics of GAF genitalia. You are missing out.
lol
The bigger an egotistical ass you act, the more you become attractive to chicks. It turns them on even if they don't admit it. Send pictures of your abs, cock, or whatever as long as it looks good. Then hype yourself to the heavens and watch their panties get sopping wet before your very eyes.
Sometimes it backfires, but rarely.
Sometimes it backfires, but rarely.
Ravensmash
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I used to send my wife pics of cock, but funny ones.
One time on a hot dog roll on a plate..
I printed out pics of London, Paris, NY etc.. and put them behind my dick with messages like "My dicks going to see big ben!"
I once drew the face of a puppy on the head, took the pic and sent it.
And I did a few strange ones like my dick pushing the button on an elevator.
She never found them funny and has never sent me a nude photo, but i dont care dicks and balls are funny to me
lol this is brilliant
deejay8595
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LMAO! What the hell man lol
The Anti-Monitor
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Don't talk about my herpes that way.
BobbyRobby
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in college, i put an ad on craigslist saying my roommate was looking for a gay hookup kept on the down-low because he had a girlfriend. i posted a pic of him where he looked pretty good.
the ad was up for maybe 8 hours during the night, and his inbox was flooded with dick pics. like 11 of them, and 2 pics of cum in palm.
the ad was up for maybe 8 hours during the night, and his inbox was flooded with dick pics. like 11 of them, and 2 pics of cum in palm.
Go for an artsy feel. Black and white filter and shave some random symbols in there.
Tell em' you were going for a noir-ish type dick pic.
samus i am
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Only once, in my very first relationship. I always thought this was a juvenile thing. This thread has not changed that opinion.
Devolution
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You sound like a real cool dude.
deejay8595
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True but imo it's not worth it now. When I was younger (17-21) I would send a couple . Now at 26 I tell chicks "Hell nah... You can see it when you come over". I always fear that it will some chick will post it on a social media site and somehow get me fired lol. Now ab pics I'll send with no problem since I can say "Week 6 of my workouts...here are the results so far". Can't say the same for D*** pics.
Trim with a 1 (unless you don't mind itchy consequences). Straight ahead at your body, pushed down so it's parallel with your leg is a good angle. ;b
Is voice-over narration appreciated?
EviLore said:
That advice is worth a free meal when you make it to Berlin!
Devolution
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If you got big thighs be sure to crop the pic. Makes your cock look smaller even if it's above average.
I feel like such a perv right now.
I feel like such a perv right now.
Hypereides
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Yeah as soon as you send the pic you call them on the phone.
It depends on your voice though. The deeper the better and scratchy like you just smoked a carton of cigarettes.
"Hour 56 of Wank Workout, here are the results so far."
hawkshockey11
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I only do it if I get pics first. I have sent quite a few dick pics between 2 different people. I found there is no real way to take a tasteful dick pic.
What if every time you have had sex it has technically been a threeway because your dead grandmother would get in on the action
What if every time you have had sex it has technically been a threeway because your dead grandmother would get in on the action
scotcheggz
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This girl on OKCupid sent me a pic of her in a bikini and asked me to print it out and jizz all over it and send her a pic of that. I daresay she would've been interested in Dick Pics.
I didn't do it, she was hot but fairly unbalanced.
I didn't do it, she was hot but fairly unbalanced.
Agent Cooper
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Works every time for me.
I get all the ladies with my dick pics.
I get all the ladies with my dick pics.
Its a fact that crazy people have crazy good sex.
Well, you'd hope so. Not always the case though.
Scissors!
There is a certain zen like feeling to trimming your pubic hair with a pair of scissors.
Its very relaxing, much like trimming a bonsai tree.
Use rocks to beat the hair away.
First things first, don't take the French prejudices with you in the backpack ^^ Most of those we've heard about confuse the hell out of us as we don't get how people got these ideas.
And the French are proficient trimmers, from my experience. There is no cultural exception when it comes to these things, erotica and porn are the most globalized medium of normalisation ever. Well, that and MTV.
Haha, I'm just kidding ;b
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