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[GeorgPrime]

Just saw those videos and god damn i knew some friends who bought their kids those LOL Dolls







Those pedophile dolls are coming from China or?

 

[DeepEnigma]

Never heard of these things but you sure that isn’t drawn on with a sharpie?

 

[GeorgPrime]

Never heard of these things but you sure that isn’t drawn on with a sharpie?

Kids from my friends just said "We know about this" xD

Now i know why they always played in the bathroom with them

 

[Stitch]

Most of these things already look like retarded baby hookers without putting them in water so I'm not sure why people act so surprised

 

[Redneckerz]

If parents are upset about those dolls, then i would rather be upset at the fact that these tweeners/puberty kids are interested enough in those dolls to have them in their possession.

But no lets rather focus about the horrific nature of those dolls instead, lol.

 

[GreenAlien]

I mean.. they are literally called "lol surprise" dolls. What do you expect?

I consider this a successful troll and congratulate whoever came up with it.

Also.. the fake surprise outrage acting in those videos.. urgh.

 

[The Pleasure]

 

[poppabk]

Most of these things already look like retarded baby hookers without putting them in water so I'm not sure why people act so surprised

Yeah my daughter has a couple of them and they are no better when they have their clothes on, and there is no way these parents are really 'shocked' by this.

 

[Ailynn]

Just another element of creepiness attached to these things. Aside from this story, they have the most hideous faces I believe I've ever seen on a child's toy.

Just look at these things...

Why does the one in the middle remind me of Jim Sterling?

 

[futurama78]

Would not buy one for my daughter.

 

[Drake]

My sister used to cut the some of the hairs of her barbies, glue the hair down low to give them pubes. This is basically the same thing.

 

[kamkamkam]

My sister used to cut the some of the hairs of her barbies, glue the hair down low to give them pubes. This is basically the same thing.

 

[DeepEnigma]

My sister used to cut the some of the hairs of her barbies, glue the hair down low to give them pubes. This is basically the same thing.

After watching ID's Deadly Women on binge... be afraid, be very, very afraid.

 

[Torrent of Pork]

It's not hard to act in adult society, one of the simple rules is, "Don't sexualize children."

Why the fuck is that such a problem with people that need to be hung?

Edit- Anybody butthurt over me calling for the execution of pedophiles through hanging hold on, that's me being nice, we can Make Scaphism Great Again.

 

[The Pleasure]

Just another element of creepiness attached to these things. Aside from this story, they have the most hideous faces I believe I've ever seen on a child's toy.

Just look at these things...

Why does the one in the middle reminds me of Jim Sterling?

Fabulous style choice. Don't hate.

 

[Imotekh]

I've loathed everything about this brand since I started seeing it in shops. It just seems to glamorize being a cheap fuck, like they are directly inspired by slags. Say what you want about Barbie but at least they tried doing the whole educated, successful, independent thing.

I wonder which way feminists go on this in the spectrum of objectification/sexualisation at one end to liberation at the other.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

My sister used to cut the some of the hairs of her barbies, glue the hair down low to give them pubes. This is basically the same thing.

People complaining about these dolls grew up with shit like them naked trolls with the diamond on their belly and cabbage patch kids.

 

[Ailynn]

Fabulous style choice. Don't hate.

No hate whatsoever for Jim, and I sympathize with the struggles he went through growing up.


These dolls, though?

 

[GeekyDad]

I can see 2020 still isn't over...

<sigh...>

 

[nkarafo]

 

[Kamina]

Those US News reports make me cringe.

“This has been in my childs bedroom for 6 months! i had no idea she was being exposed to this”
She makes it sound like the doll raped her child. Americans are such drama queens.

 

[Peggies]

People complaining about these dolls grew up with shit like them naked trolls with the diamond on their belly and cabbage patch kids.

You shut your little mouth, mister. The trolls were fabulous! Totally different to the hooker dolls. They had class.

 

[Batiman]

My nieces have dozens of these things. They’re popular as hell or were at some point.

 

[GeorgPrime]

You shut your little mouth, mister. The trolls were fabulous! Totally different to the hooker dolls. They had class.

xD

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Those heat-reveal or cold-reveal clothes have been that way for awhile. One of the dolls from a few years ago has a penis, which was the only thing that really made the doll look like a "boy". My daughter got the boy in one of the large egg-capsules and we thought it was funny.

Mums are freaking out over LOL Surprise doll with a penis

Should dolls for kids have body parts?

www.kidspot.com.au

 

[Ailynn]

We've come a long way since Zartan.

...and not in a good way.