Why am I hit on by more gay guys than girls? I was hit on by a gay guy earlier today, the third time in the last month and a half, and the second time this week. Some huge beefed up black guy at the gym with long dreads, doing all sorts of fruity exercises and stretches. I kept looking at him, but c'mon, it's not every day you see a scene like that. I don't think he ever saw me looking at him, but came up to me and asked if we knew each other because I look "familiar" (yeah right), then proceeded to make chit chat and ask what my plans are for the weekend, and for tonight. Not taking it up the ass from a huge black cock, that's what. And yesterday I was at a bar (a regulat bar) with a group of people from my dorm, and I was hit on by some random guy (wtf!).
And a little over a month ago I was at a mall with my sister and she walks into a Sephora's. She was taking goddamn forever, so I said a prayer, held my breath and walked in there to find her. I should have stuck with my instincts on that one. I ended up briefly taking a whiff of some cologne because the bottle was so fuckin weird looking, and some Sephora's employee named Matthew who was obviously gay from the getgo asked if I wanted help. I could sense his gay flirtation the very instant I sensed his presence. I tried to get out of it, but before I knew it I was trapped in a conversation about colognes, where I live and what I do. I manage to escape and find my sister, but I lose her when she heads off to the counter. I am once again in search of her when all of a sudden Matthew The Gay pops out of no where and starts talking to me about college. I end up telling him I go to school in Wisconsin, to which he replies, with that little gay hand maneuver, "Oooh that's nice but it's really cold up there, but I guess that's okay as long as you have someone to keep you warm at night" and smiles. I'm like, sure buddy. At this point I was kicking myself for not mentioning my fake "girl friend" at the beginning. He then asks if I wanted to meet him at a bar or some place where they're serving free margaritas later that night. FUCK NO. At this point I was just stuttering and mumbling while trying to think of a graceful way out of this, when my sister spots me, right before Matthew The Gay says "I'll give you my number, call me some time" and hands me a piece of paper with his number on it (when the fuck did he write that down?). Needless to say I spent a good portion of the car ride home convincing my sister that I don't like dick.
This has happened a few times in a the past, too, the first being a gay german guy who ran a DVD store and waited until everyone else was out of the store to start a little conversation with me....a conversation that ended with him asking if I'd like to snuggle.
How can I cleanse myself of this gay aura? Do I send out gay vibes or something? I don't have anything against gays at all.....just gays that hit on me and for all I know go home and whack it to the thought of givin it to me in the butt. I know how guys' minds work.
Is this normal? Any other guys here get hit on my gay guys often? God I need a girlfriend.....
And a little over a month ago I was at a mall with my sister and she walks into a Sephora's. She was taking goddamn forever, so I said a prayer, held my breath and walked in there to find her. I should have stuck with my instincts on that one. I ended up briefly taking a whiff of some cologne because the bottle was so fuckin weird looking, and some Sephora's employee named Matthew who was obviously gay from the getgo asked if I wanted help. I could sense his gay flirtation the very instant I sensed his presence. I tried to get out of it, but before I knew it I was trapped in a conversation about colognes, where I live and what I do. I manage to escape and find my sister, but I lose her when she heads off to the counter. I am once again in search of her when all of a sudden Matthew The Gay pops out of no where and starts talking to me about college. I end up telling him I go to school in Wisconsin, to which he replies, with that little gay hand maneuver, "Oooh that's nice but it's really cold up there, but I guess that's okay as long as you have someone to keep you warm at night" and smiles. I'm like, sure buddy. At this point I was kicking myself for not mentioning my fake "girl friend" at the beginning. He then asks if I wanted to meet him at a bar or some place where they're serving free margaritas later that night. FUCK NO. At this point I was just stuttering and mumbling while trying to think of a graceful way out of this, when my sister spots me, right before Matthew The Gay says "I'll give you my number, call me some time" and hands me a piece of paper with his number on it (when the fuck did he write that down?). Needless to say I spent a good portion of the car ride home convincing my sister that I don't like dick.
This has happened a few times in a the past, too, the first being a gay german guy who ran a DVD store and waited until everyone else was out of the store to start a little conversation with me....a conversation that ended with him asking if I'd like to snuggle.
How can I cleanse myself of this gay aura? Do I send out gay vibes or something? I don't have anything against gays at all.....just gays that hit on me and for all I know go home and whack it to the thought of givin it to me in the butt. I know how guys' minds work.
Is this normal? Any other guys here get hit on my gay guys often? God I need a girlfriend.....
