Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Fire in the sky is the scariest movie I've ever seen.
I loved that scene so much. I was just trying to figure out what the fuck was going on
Do you believe in alien abduction?
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I loved that scene so much. I was just trying to figure out what the fuck was going on
I'm so goddamn horny.
haha, its funny when people say if they had such tech they wouldn't use such means..
(whatever helps you sleep!)
when there are so many possibilities within our own race, who's to say what can or cant happen out there in the universe..
who knows the means an individual or group went through to acquire the necessary tech to zip zap around and rape, if said tech exists and is out there in abundance.
(whatever helps you sleep!)
when there are so many possibilities within our own race, who's to say what can or cant happen out there in the universe..
who knows the means an individual or group went through to acquire the necessary tech to zip zap around and rape, if said tech exists and is out there in abundance.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Try and fap to that
I was more making a reference that regardless of the level of technical advancement there will most likely be a few in any civilization who will be left behind mentally. It just seems no matter how far a civilization technologically moves forward there will some stragglers/messed up individuals. If aliens were to abduct for sex I'd imagine those people would be the ones partaking.
Seriously, we still have bestiality as an interest to certain people nowadays. I can't see why that wouldn't extend to inter species.
btw guys, the majority of cases have nothing to do with anal rape via glowing alien vibrator. This is an example of pop-culture framing creeping in.
So sans the anal probing and eye needles. And plus the gynecological exams and perhaps needles going into other places, does that perhaps cross out one line and create another, perhaps more sensible one?
So sans the anal probing and eye needles. And plus the gynecological exams and perhaps needles going into other places, does that perhaps cross out one line and create another, perhaps more sensible one?
Not really.
Ok what if they just made them watch a video screen and fill out surveys? You can't contemplate alien marketing research specialists? Do you think nothing at all is possible?
My earlier point is if they have the knowledge and technology to get to Earth, they would probably find us to be something like themselves but less advanced and less knowledgeable. They probably could interpret our civilization based on advanced video capturing devices or any really advanced tools they may have.
Challenge accepted.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
post your results
I see through your cunning plan. No HD, you won't get me perm'd that easily.
Yeah but that won't get them DNA sequencing or biological test results would it? Might be enough for any alien anthropologists, but I guessing someone is going to want physical data.
They could probably watch some poor impoverished dude starve to death in a desert somewhere and then snatch the body when no one is watching. Or if they need results from a living human they just snatch the starving dude while he's alive and never return him to Earth.
I'm not trying to convince you of anything. I just want you to consider the many possibilities.
Pretty sure I wouldn't want a pet bum. Can't speak for the others though.
Pet bums don't need to be returned, they can be kept forever, at a forever home.
Stellactic
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Okay I'm just going to gently slide this up your anus and you will tell me between a 1 and 10 how much you like it. It's almost in, can you feel it? What was that, I can't understand your language. John can you translate this human for me? John?! He's got headphones in, he can't hear me. John. JOHN! Ah whatever. Okay human just tell me how it feels between- [Screaming]. I will take that as a 10. [Continued screaming]. Okay just one last thing before I send you back down. Would you ever use our brand of alien dildos if they were to be sold in a galaxy near you?
The worst part is those survey sessions are actually compensated, but we keep leaving without the mental upgrade modules or the human longevity pills.
And they have no concept of gentle pulsating force, rather preferring the rough gripping and the electrical shocking force.
vv: aliens watch CSI? I mean...they knock you out and pull you out of your bed. Just so they can swab your gumline with a cotton swab. You really think they won't notice you stealing the salt shaker, or won't notice you scratching them in the face?
"Zyglorb...did you...did you check her purse? Your watch is missing."
"Fuck! That was my progenitor's watch, man. We gotta go back."
There is almost certainly intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, although maybe not elsewhere in the Milky Way galaxy, and a near-zero likelihood that any of it has visited Earth. Stories of abduction and mysterious beings have been told in very similar fashion throughout human history, and aliens are simply the modern era's equivalent of fairies or elves or other malicious creatures.
At this point how is it even possible that someone wouldn't have grabbed something off a shelf or scratched an alien to get its DNA under their nails to test it later? The alien abduction is such a famous thing that if it were really happening someone would have had the presence of mind by now to bring some kind of evidence back from one of their ordeals.
This is similarly why I don't generally believe in sasquatch encounters in which the excuse for not pulling a trigger is "it just looked so human!" Sorry, if I get a goddamn Bigfoot in my crosshairs, I am blowing that sucker away and dragging it back to civilization. I'll feel bad about it later, after I've settled one of the biggest cryptozoological mysteries of modern times.
At this point how is it even possible that someone wouldn't have grabbed something off a shelf or scratched an alien to get its DNA under their nails to test it later? The alien abduction is such a famous thing that if it were really happening someone would have had the presence of mind by now to bring some kind of evidence back from one of their ordeals.
This is similarly why I don't generally believe in sasquatch encounters in which the excuse for not pulling a trigger is "it just looked so human!" Sorry, if I get a goddamn Bigfoot in my crosshairs, I am blowing that sucker away and dragging it back to civilization. I'll feel bad about it later, after I've settled one of the biggest cryptozoological mysteries of modern times.
MattKeil's remains were found yesterday, high up in a pine tree. We believe he died of a heart attack and perhaps was scavenged by local big cats. He disappeared a month ago while on a solo hunting trip. The police do not suspect foul play. A shattered rifle was found a week ago, within the vicinity of the site, but it was not conclusive that it belonged to the missing man. Police are still searching for his bottom half.
Snytbaggen
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I believe that sleep paralysis is the cause of most "abductions", but that doesn't stop me from finding the concept horrifying.
nailbombxx
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I should not have came into this thread. Those gifs...
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
You should watch the whole scene. The entire thing is amazing.
Discotheque
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Put on the glasses!
yo that fight scene was hilarious.
Stellactic
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May need to ducktape all my man bits and holes before I sleep tonight.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
That wouldn't stop them.
Dude, it's duct tape. I don't care how advanced they are.
Eteric Rice
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I will say that this is pretty fucking scary.
(NSFW, it's a mutilated human body.)
http://www.alienvideo.net/0805/alien-abduction-mutilation.php
If it was murder, why the fuck would anyone do that shit? The fuck, man?
If it was aliens, that shit is terrifying.
(NSFW, it's a mutilated human body.)
http://www.alienvideo.net/0805/alien-abduction-mutilation.php
If it was murder, why the fuck would anyone do that shit? The fuck, man?
If it was aliens, that shit is terrifying.
Escape Goat
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aliens totally mastered interstellar travel to come stick probes up our mammalian anuses.
Eteric Rice
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To be fair, we do shit like this to animals all the time. We tag them, observe them, study them in labs, and dissect them. Why is this so crazy for an alien civilization to do?
I mean hell, there must be so many different "types" of life out there, why wouldn't you study them?
maquiladora
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No. Because its bullshit.
Escape Goat
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my point is that if they're smart enough to travel through the vast distances of space they probably beyond sticking metal probes up our asses. whats down there that they find so interesting?
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Other sentient life would still be interesting no matter how advanced they were.
Secret Fawful
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WTF. Why couldn't this have happened to the bad guy in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Escape Goat
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maybe, maybe not. its impossible to say what an alien culture would find interesting.
Foxy Fox 39
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We've managed to send a man to the moon, build a space station, and we have a robot doing our bidding on mars. Those concepts are so far beyond any animal's comprehension, yet we still stick metal things up animals butts in the name of science. Nothing beats a metal rod up a butt. Fact.
Escape Goat
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are you hitting on me?
Foxy Fox 39
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I come in peace.
Escape Goat
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Good. I hate it when they get mean. PM me and lets talk.
They begged me to be excited.
Escape Goat
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Bite the pillow, son. The quantum rectal inferometer is going in dry.
They are exploring Uranus.
Foxy Fox 39
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Aliens don't talk, and anyway I've been mind probing you for the last ten minutes.
So you make a film instead. Makes sense.
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